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  • RoadTrip
    RoadTrip Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,247 Founders Club
    Derek...you're getting free pub as I just showed this to a whole bunch of non-Husky fans and they love your site.
  • RoadTrip
    RoadTrip Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,247 Founders Club
    What a shit show that was. Come on....the really, really big death star? Fuck me, the next generation of Jedi will be just like Obama only his mom and dad will love him.
  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320

    What a shit show that was. Come on....the really, really big death star? Fuck me, the next generation of Jedi will be just like Obama only his mom and dad will love him.

    Derivative and lazy. Not that I expected better out of Disney, but would it kill the producers to put the work in to please both the fanboys and the normies?

    Hopefully the pandering is over with ep 7, and they can move the plot forward. Still a "good" movie, but more because it wasn't aggressively bad, which is the bar with Hollywood these days.
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 24,443 Founders Club

    I'm surprised that some of you are surprised. There is not other path for this franchise to take. You don't make Dark Knight coming off Arnold making cold puns. You have to make Batman Begins first. It's a nice, safe movie that reminds you that you love Star Wars. If you didn't like the movie you don't love Star Wars. Case closed.

    Fucking THIS.

    Disney dropped $4 billion to get this IP. If you thought they were gonna take any major risks with the first film, well I just can't help you.
    It is true that I am beyond help at this point. I actually think Sunshine is up there with the best sci if movies off all time.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,773

    I'm surprised that some of you are surprised. There is not other path for this franchise to take. You don't make Dark Knight coming off Arnold making cold puns. You have to make Batman Begins first. It's a nice, safe movie that reminds you that you love Star Wars. If you didn't like the movie you don't love Star Wars. Case closed.

    Fucking THIS.

    Disney dropped $4 billion to get this IP. If you thought they were gonna take any major risks with the first film, well I just can't help you.
    Disney could have put out 3 hours of ewoks gang banging jabba the hutt and still broken every record in the book. I don't know what the sequel is, but they have millions of dumbfucks who will buy anything they put out.
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,773

    PurpleJ said:

    I'm surprised that some of you are surprised. There is not other path for this franchise to take. You don't make Dark Knight coming off Arnold making cold puns. You have to make Batman Begins first. It's a nice, safe movie that reminds you that you love Star Wars. If you didn't like the movie you don't love Star Wars. Case closed.

    Fucking THIS.

    Disney dropped $4 billion to get this IP. If you thought they were gonna take any major risks with the first film, well I just can't help you.
    Disney could have put out 3 hours of ewoks gang banging jabba the hutt and still broken every record in the book. I don't know what the sequel is, but they have millions of dumbfucks who will buy anything they put out.
    Maybe they'd make money on the first film, and all the merch. But if they shit the bed with the first movie and pissed off the fans, they'd be killing a golden goose.

    Now they can ride that shit to the bank for years.
    If Episodes 1-3 weren't enough to piss off the fans and make them not come back, there is nothing they can do to lose them now. HTH.