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Fuck this Star Wars movie
haie
Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,778 
Jesus Christ, overrated fucking garbage. Ripped out of my mind walking into the theater and bored as fuck the entire time. I seriously thought about walking out an hour and half in. I get it Disney/Lucas' 2nd Chin: the previous 3 films were dogshit and you were so scared you'd only make 2 billion off the toys/games instead of 5 billion that you went conservative and made some myopic new-age version of the first movie. Congratulations, you have a watered down piece of cunt puss with recycled plot lines and characters.
Fucking hilarious that the older nerds at my work are demanding that the rest of the office not even talk about the movie. An old wrinkly fucking Han Solo gets skewered by his evil son that looks whinier than fucking Anakin. What a twist; kinda reminds me of the Millennials versus Baby Boomer cunt competition on here.
Yes I thought and I cared and I joined the masses and wasted money on this piece of shit. Funny thing though is that the star wars geeks can't admit how recycled, myopic, and completely uninspired this shit is.
Fucking hilarious that the older nerds at my work are demanding that the rest of the office not even talk about the movie. An old wrinkly fucking Han Solo gets skewered by his evil son that looks whinier than fucking Anakin. What a twist; kinda reminds me of the Millennials versus Baby Boomer cunt competition on here.
Yes I thought and I cared and I joined the masses and wasted money on this piece of shit. Funny thing though is that the star wars geeks can't admit how recycled, myopic, and completely uninspired this shit is.
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Yeah but how were the special effects?
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Hating the new Star Wars is about as hipster fag as it gets.
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ThomasFremont said:
HatingWatching the new Star Wars is about as hipster fag as it gets.
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At this point I would rather be a hipster fag that calls out a shitty movie for what it is then some 40 year old nerd who's seen it 3 times already and says shit like, "I LOVED it but it's kind of unrealistic that Rey was able to get Jedi powers like that so quickly. I mean Luke had to get fisted by Yoda for 3 years before being able to do mind tricks like that."ThomasFremont said:Hating the new Star Wars is about as hipster fag as it gets.
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haie said:
At this point I would rather be a hipster fag that calls out a shitty movie for what it is then some 40 year old nerd who's seen it 3 times already and says shit like, "I LOVED it but it's kind of unrealistic that Rey was able to get Jedi powers like that so quickly. I mean Luke had to get fisted by Yoda for 3 years before being able to do mind tricks like that."ThomasFremont said:Hating the new Star Wars is about as hipster fag as it gets.
HTH
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Did you get your money back?
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Awesomed for fisting reference.haie said:
At this point I would rather be a hipster fag that calls out a shitty movie for what it is then some 40 year old nerd who's seen it 3 times already and says shit like, "I LOVED it but it's kind of unrealistic that Rey was able to get Jedi powers like that so quickly. I mean Luke had to get fisted by Yoda for 3 years before being able to do mind tricks like that."ThomasFremont said:Hating the new Star Wars is about as hipster fag as it gets.
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sarktastic said:
Did you get your money back?
Swaye said:
Awesomed for fisting reference.haie said:
At this point I would rather be a hipster fag that calls out a shitty movie for what it is then some 40 year old nerd who's seen it 3 times already and says shit like, "I LOVED it but it's kind of unrealistic that Rey was able to get Jedi powers like that so quickly. I mean Luke had to get fisted by Yoda for 3 years before being able to do mind tricks like that."ThomasFremont said:Hating the new Star Wars is about as hipster fag as it gets.
HTH
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I like Abrams but he blew it on this one big time.
Can't believe they just did a retread.
It was not very good.
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As long as they make their money from it
Hey let's all go blow $10 on the Point Break remake too -
I found the lack of Robot Chewbacca disturbing.
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I haven't seen it yet so please don't ruin the part where Han Solo dies.
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Way more excited for Mad Max 2 and TMNT 2.
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This hits home. Just talked to my 23 year old son. He liked the new Star Wars movie. And next up for him is Point Break. He had no clue about the original.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:As long as they make their money from it
Hey let's all go blow $10 on the Point Break remake too
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I hated this movie before it was cool to do so
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Way to throw his other dad under the bus.HuskyInAZ said:
This hits home. Just talked to my 23 year old son. He liked the new Star Wars movie. And next up for him is Point Break. He had no clue about the original.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:As long as they make their money from it
Hey let's all go blow $10 on the Point Break remake too
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The dude from Girls is Han Solo's son. They find Luke at the end.PurpleJ said:I haven't seen it yet so please don't ruin the part where Han Solo dies.
Fuck off, J
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Enough with the Seinfeld quotes. Whats next, Ross and Joey quotes? While you fags spent your thursdsy nights at home hosting your "friends'-"Seinfeld" parties, Pumpy was taking advantage of all the greasy ladies at the bars from 8-9pm, with no competition. (competition never mattered much anyway) Puppy was was well on his way to pumping while you nerds were watching 29 minutes of commercials, then the rest of the night playing world of warcraft.BallSacked said:
The dude from Girls is Han Solo's son. They find Luke at the end.PurpleJ said:I haven't seen it yet so please don't ruin the part where Han Solo dies.
Fuck off, J
Cant imagine how many semen filled trojans I left in girls apartments from 8-9pm on Thursday nights. You guys just left behind pizza crusts and mac and cheese boxes in your buddies apartments. Elaine was the closest you guys got to pussy back then. And you cant let the shit go, 25 years later .
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I thought the Wookie village scene was a little weird.
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this actually breaks one of this website's few rules, but I'm looking the other way...haie said:sarktastic said:Did you get your money back?
Swaye said:
Awesomed for fisting reference.haie said:
At this point I would rather be a hipster fag that calls out a shitty movie for what it is then some 40 year old nerd who's seen it 3 times already and says shit like, "I LOVED it but it's kind of unrealistic that Rey was able to get Jedi powers like that so quickly. I mean Luke had to get fisted by Yoda for 3 years before being able to do mind tricks like that."ThomasFremont said:Hating the new Star Wars is about as hipster fag as it gets.
HTH
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Thanks. Merry Christmas to you as well, Derek.DerekJohnson said:
this actually breaks one of this website's few rules, but I'm looking the other way...haie said:sarktastic said:Did you get your money back?
Swaye said:
Awesomed for fisting reference.haie said:
At this point I would rather be a hipster fag that calls out a shitty movie for what it is then some 40 year old nerd who's seen it 3 times already and says shit like, "I LOVED it but it's kind of unrealistic that Rey was able to get Jedi powers like that so quickly. I mean Luke had to get fisted by Yoda for 3 years before being able to do mind tricks like that."ThomasFremont said:Hating the new Star Wars is about as hipster fag as it gets.
HTH
Merry Christmas
By the way, I've been calling for the genocide of die hard Star Wars fans for a long time.
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I'm surprised that some of you are surprised. There is not other path for this franchise to take. You don't make Dark Knight coming off Arnold making cold puns. You have to make Batman Begins first. It's a nice, safe movie that reminds you that you love Star Wars. If you didn't like the movie you don't love Star Wars. Case closed.
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The movie sucks. It doesn't suck as bad as the prequels, but it sucks.
It's not Tripper Johnson, it's Nigel Burton.
A New Hope was Steve Emtman.
It was fucking lame. It's just like every other stupid fucking hero worship bullshit crap ass fag movie.
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Aside from that faggot Star Wars shit, what other movie is Christmas Day worthy?
Laughed my ass off a few years back when we told the kids we were taking them to a war/action movie. Got them all fired up for a good shoot 'em up.
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I'm a fan of the old Star Wars movies.allpurpleallgold said:I'm surprised that some of you are surprised. There is not other path for this franchise to take. You don't make Dark Knight coming off Arnold making cold puns. You have to make Batman Begins first. It's a nice, safe movie that reminds you that you love Star Wars. If you didn't like the movie you don't love Star Wars. Case closed.
This movie fucking sucked.
It was A New Hope's retarded son. It was pretty much the same fucking movie, only lamer.
Wow, another fucking death star? only it's not a death star....it's a DEATH PLANET!!!111!
In A New Hope the evil guys could blow up 1 planter, now they can blow up 5!!!! so badass and evil...
Kylo Ren is a faggot
Fin and Rey are dumb. Rey is hot though, which was one of the only redeeming qualities of the movies.
Luke has been doing yoga on a rock while the universe gets destroyed? el oh el
If you liked this movie you are dumb. Star Wars as a franchise jumped the shark a while ago. I had a new hope that this movie would be good after it got positive reviews at release. Instead it's return of the jar jar. -
revenge*PostGameOrangeSlices said:
I'm a fan of the old Star Wars movies.allpurpleallgold said:I'm surprised that some of you are surprised. There is not other path for this franchise to take. You don't make Dark Knight coming off Arnold making cold puns. You have to make Batman Begins first. It's a nice, safe movie that reminds you that you love Star Wars. If you didn't like the movie you don't love Star Wars. Case closed.
This movie fucking sucked.
It was A New Hope's retarded son. It was pretty much the same fucking movie, only lamer.
Wow, another fucking death star? only it's not a death star....it's a DEATH PLANET!!!111!
In A New Hope the evil guys could blow up 1 planter, now they can blow up 5!!!! so badass and evil...
Kylo Ren is a faggot
Fin and Rey are dumb. Rey is hot though, which was one of the only redeeming qualities of the movies.
Luke has been doing yoga on a rock while the universe gets destroyed? el oh el
If you liked this movie you are dumb. Star Wars as a franchise jumped the shark a while ago. I had a new hope that this movie would be good after it got positive reviews at release. Instead it's return of the jar jar.
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As a 'Star Wars film' it was fine, as a stand-alone film it was kinda meh, and as a supposed sequel it sure tended to just recycle tropes from a new hope and empire. Hated Adam Driver and the whole first order plotting; the driver character is in no way equal to Vader, comes off as contrived and lame.
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Simulated sex acts don't really count when we are talking about an 800 year old midget Jedi alien and a loser like Mark Hamill.DerekJohnson said:
this actually breaks one of this website's few rules, but I'm looking the other way...haie said:sarktastic said:Did you get your money back?
Swaye said:
Awesomed for fisting reference.haie said:
At this point I would rather be a hipster fag that calls out a shitty movie for what it is then some 40 year old nerd who's seen it 3 times already and says shit like, "I LOVED it but it's kind of unrealistic that Rey was able to get Jedi powers like that so quickly. I mean Luke had to get fisted by Yoda for 3 years before being able to do mind tricks like that."ThomasFremont said:Hating the new Star Wars is about as hipster fag as it gets.
HTH
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Its like revenge of the hipster fags in here...
