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True Detective: Season 2

Swaye
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What the fuck was that?
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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    I'm just here for the epic boobs.
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  • droggins
    droggins Member Posts: 804
    No pics? WTF
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  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    I'm going to give a couple episodes. Vince Vaughn was very solid.

    But it was nothing as gripping as the first episode of Season 1.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    CuntWaffle said:

    I'm going to buttfuck your dad with your moms headless corpse on this lawn.

    That was the only part of the whole fucking hour I even got partial wood.
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  • bananasnblondes
    bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,508
    After reading the reviews, I was honestly expecting much, much worse.

    The biggest issue that stands out is the directing. The director from the first season was absolutely superb and set the mood perfectly. Why they would go with the Fast and Furious guy for a crime noir is beyond me, and utterly stupid. The repetitious overheads of the city, that awful bar scene, and the gay Avengers-style face-to-face panning at the end of the episode made it clear that the director is out of his fucking element.

    Story-wise, I'm intrigued to see where it goes but it's clearly missing a lot of what made the first season great.
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  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    edited June 2015
    As long as we get some Rachel McAdams sex scenes, I'm good. Riggins' Latina chick ain't bad either.

    BTW, what was the "weird" sex thing she tried in bed that freaked out her bf in her first scene??? Serious foreshadowing me thinks.

    LIPO
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  • MisterEm
    MisterEm Member Posts: 6,685
    Season 2 is shit and you're* all fags.
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  • Dardanus
    Dardanus Member Posts: 2,623
    ThomasFremont said:

    As long as we get some Rachel McAdams sex scenes, I'm good. Riggins' Latina chick ain't bad either.

    BTW, what was the "weird" sex thing she tried in bed that freaked out her bf in her first scene??? Serious foreshadowing me thinks.

    LIPO

    Sex was brought up with every main character; each of them having a unique defect or situation. Defect is probably a bad word but I left my thesaurus in my other sweatpants.

    Not to mention the dead guy with the dildo collection. His house was awesome.
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  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,129
    I haven't watched it yet, but last season wasn't great the first couple episodes either. Then by episode 3 and 4 it took off and was great until the finale, which was shit.
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  • bananasnblondes
    bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,508
    RoadDawg55 said:

    I haven't watched it yet, but last season wasn't great the first couple episodes either. Then by episode 3 and 4 it took off and was great until the finale, which was shit.

    Very true. I pretty much had to beg my wife to keep watching it after the first 2 episodes. Although I think I'm the only person who actually liked the Carcosa scene. The house, the wife, and the guy were just so damn creepy. The hospital part afterwards was stupid though.
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  • Dardanus
    Dardanus Member Posts: 2,623
    RoadDawg55 said:

    I haven't watched it yet, but last season wasn't great the first couple episodes either. Then by episode 3 and 4 it took off and was great until the finale, which was shit.

    Disagree. The first episode of season 1 hooked me as much as any show ever has.
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  • Dardanus
    Dardanus Member Posts: 2,623
    GrundleStiltzkin said:

    Dardanus said:

    RoadDawg55 said:

    I haven't watched it yet, but last season wasn't great the first couple episodes either. Then by episode 3 and 4 it took off and was great until the finale, which was shit.

    Disagree. The first episode of season 1 hooked me as much as any show ever has.
    Agree. This 60 seconds alone.
    https://youtu.be/YlA-8FdpZiU

    "Then start asking the right fucking questions."

    Chills
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  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    Didn't see that shit coming.
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  • bananasnblondes
    bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,508
    GrundleStiltzkin said:

    Didn't see that shit coming.

    I wonder if they'll show a shot of Velcoro's 12-guaged junk next episode
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  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    bananasnblondes said:

    GrundleStiltzkin said:

    Didn't see that shit coming.

    I wonder if they'll show a shot of Velcoro's 12-guaged junk next episode

    image
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,038
    More Rachel McAdams kinky sex scenes, less blah blah blah everywhere else.

    Season 1 delivered on the ta tas. Season 2 failing miserably.

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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    edited June 2015
    2nd episode better than the first. Did not see the main cop getting aced so early. Moar tits would be nice.
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,038
    Swaye said:

    2nd episode better than the first. Did not see the main cop getting aced so early. Moar tits would be nice.mandatory.

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  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,726 Founders Club
    edited July 2015
    I don't know much about weaponry, but would it even be possible to survive a blast from that close with Rock Salt? Even if that's the case, whatever can be assumed the bullets were, the initial shot had enough force to slam him into the wall from across the room. A second blast from six inches away has to be fatal.

    Only thing that bodes well for his survival was the lack of blood from either blast, but still.

    Ray's character has been the most interesting with Frank a close second, just curious to off him so quickly.
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  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,129
    Doogles said:

    I don't know much about weaponry, but would it even be possible to survive a blast from that close with Rock Salt? Even if that's the case, whatever can be assumed the bullets were, the initial shot had enough force to slam him into the wall from across the room. A second blast from six inches away has to be fatal.

    Only thing that bodes well for his survival was the lack of blood from either blast, but still.

    Ray's character has been the most interesting with Frank a close second, just curious to off him so quickly.

    Haven't started watching it yet asshole.
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  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    allpurpleallgold said:

    Lol at RoadAutismDawg.

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  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,129
    edited July 2015
    CuntWaffle said:

    RoadDawg55 said:

    Doogles said:

    I don't know much about weaponry, but would it even be possible to survive a blast from that close with Rock Salt? Even if that's the case, whatever can be assumed the bullets were, the initial shot had enough force to slam him into the wall from across the room. A second blast from six inches away has to be fatal.

    Only thing that bodes well for his survival was the lack of blood from either blast, but still.

    Ray's character has been the most interesting with Frank a close second, just curious to off him so quickly.

    Haven't started watching it yet asshole.
    Then why the fuck did you click on the season 2 thread?
    Because I'm an idiot. I like reading the opinions of the show. I also didn't think anything big would happen right away. Hopefully I get high enough before watching that I forget.
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