Your worst sports moment of all time.

haie · April 1

Probably losing to RA Long a week after beating Mead in Lumen field and being considered one of the best 3a teams in the state early in the year.

Minor concussion securing a fumble. Dropping a conference game to anyone but the eventual first place team (Columbia River or Kelso) hadn't happened in years up to that point.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover · April 1

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/comment/2063828#Comment_2063828

My memory of @TommySQC has the kid simply saying, “Coach, that’s my sister.”

I know a guy who’s a musician. Before his very first solo gig, I asked him if he was nervous. He oh yeah. Told him the above story and he had a good laugh and said it calmed his nerves a bit.

PurpleBaze · April 1

This thread inspired me to post this.

You lying fuck J. You didnt play sports. You played sports at home by yourself, with an imaginary team and an imaginary "coach", ie den leader and scout master. Sodomy hurts, but there is light at the end of the tunnel. We here at hh are here for you. Not me, but your fellow den masters who suffered the same unfortunate poopsickles you did. Talk amongst yourselves, puppy gonna slip out the backdoor for a beer. Sorry about the reference .

And J, you didnt play hockey either. Tough kids play hockey. A 7 year old hockey player could kick your ass. Thomas and ex are already in the hospital

AOG · April 1

Junior football, on all white teams playing all black teams in the CD. We'd get beat like 99-0.

EsophagealFeces · April 1

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/comment/2063798#Comment_2063798

Fingerling potato, or a big russet?

EsophagealFeces · April 1

Senior year of golf, we kinda came out of nowhere to win the team district championship. We beat those snooty fags from Mark Morris, who won every other year of my high school career I’m pretty sure. I was in a 6 man playoff for two spots at state. Everyone from all the teams was following the group. I topped my fuckin drive off number 1 at Riverside(now number 10), and 3 putted for double when a bogey would have gotten me to state.

MelloDawg · April 1

I forgot my white gloves during my rookie year in the band and got photographed during “America the Beautiful” not wearing them. It became a training tool.