Your worst sports moment of all time.
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7th or 8th grade playing soccer. An opposing player and I end up on the ground, tangled up. I’m still trying to get the ball and probably kicked him. He then stomped me in the nuts. I screamed like a little bitch and was on the sideline crying for 10 minutes.
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Junior year, State wrestling tourney. Beating the defending state champ 6-5. Go out of bounds with 7 seconds left. I’m on top. Only have to ride him for 7 fucking seconds and I place.
I knew he was going to stand up outside leg. I knew I could slap an outside cradle on him. If I wasn’t retarded all I had to do was pancake down and hold on. But alas, I am retarded. Got so excited I tried to turn him. He was able to slip out with 1 second left and got the reversal.
I never got the glory, and have pretty much sucked at life ever since.BRB. Going to hang myself now. Thanks for reminding me.
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Does Damon Huard post here?
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Brb. Jo.
