Howdy, Stranger!

It looks like you're new here. Sign in or register to get started.

Welcome to the Hardcore Husky Forums. Folks who are well-known in Cyberland and not that dumb.

Your worst sports moment of all time.

longduckdonglongduckdong Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,049 Swaye's Wigwam
edited April 1 in Hardcore Husky Board

Not your friends, not one you saw, your Casey Paus moment in time. Had to google Casey’s last name for spelling correctiveness.

Ill start.

3rd / 4th grade. Pitcher. Dad’s friend was coach, let me start since they drank beer together. Was getting shelled, infielders were telling me just to get an out. Fat kid jacks a grand salami and I walked off mound, glove in hand bawling my bitch eyes out.

Fun fact. My BFF was coaches kid, think he threw 9 pitches and struck out the side. I mentioned this in best man speech.

«1

Comments

  • QuietcowskeeQuietcowskee Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,883 Swaye's Wigwam

    Funny thread considering I coached my first minor league baseball game last night. Our 9 year old pitcher was walking the bases loaded and sobbing so I went to talk to him, assuming he’s freaking out about having no control. Nope…he felt bad about pelting the hitter who was now on first base.


    Oh yeah…these kids still have empathy for other human beings.🤣🤔🤔

  • DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 65,956 Founders Club
  • Fire_Marshall_BillFire_Marshall_Bill Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 24,956 Founders Club

    The only tim I ever played little league was third grade. I was terrible, but so was the pitching, so I walked a lot. Looking back, I had a horrible glove, which didn't help things.

    IIn fourth or fifth grade, I scored all three points and we lost 30-3 or something in basketball. My dad was the interim coach. He took over mid season. We had some college kids (maybe they were 22 or 23 at the most) who co-coached and just bailed. We were terrible. A couple years later, we had a hardass and low and behold, we won.

    Since I thought this was for vicarious stuff, my wurst SEattle sports moment was when the Sonics lost to the 8th seeded Nuggets in 1994. I totally lost it.

  • houseofpain247houseofpain247 Member Posts: 302

    Got ejected from a lacrosse game for doing the Mighty Ducks fight at a kid. Throw down you stick, shake off the gloves, grab his mask and start punching the jaw.

    As I was walking to the sideline the opposing coach started taunting me and called me "fatty" so I tackled him. Other team was dirty as all get out, so I don't feel bad, but my parents were pretty embarassed about it.

  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,672 Swaye's Wigwam

    Probably losing to RA Long a week after beating Mead in Lumen field and being considered one of the best 3a teams in the state early in the year.

    Minor concussion securing a fumble. Dropping a conference game to anyone but the eventual first place team (Columbia River or Kelso) hadn't happened in years up to that point.

  • CFetters_Nacho_LoverCFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 31,344 Founders Club

    My memory of @TommySQC has the kid simply saying, “Coach, that’s my sister.”

    I know a guy who’s a musician. Before his very first solo gig, I asked him if he was nervous. He oh yeah. Told him the above story and he had a good laugh and said it calmed his nerves a bit.

  • AOGAOG Member Posts: 2,080

    Junior football, on all white teams playing all black teams in the CD. We'd get beat like 99-0.

  • EsophagealFecesEsophagealFeces Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,606 Swaye's Wigwam

    Senior year of golf, we kinda came out of nowhere to win the team district championship. We beat those snooty fags from Mark Morris, who won every other year of my high school career I’m pretty sure. I was in a 6 man playoff for two spots at state. Everyone from all the teams was following the group. I topped my fuckin drive off number 1 at Riverside(now number 10), and 3 putted for double when a bogey would have gotten me to state.

  • MelloDawgMelloDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 6,782 Swaye's Wigwam
    edited April 1

    I forgot my white gloves during my rookie year in the band and got photographed during “America the Beautiful” not wearing them. It became a training tool.

  • CFetters_Nacho_LoverCFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 31,344 Founders Club

    I don’t think all of our worst sports moments combined can be any worse than what @VanillaSupport and @Vanillatest have done to this bored.

  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 46,129 Standard Supporter

    Shitting my pants in third grade baseball practice is a decent comparison.

    Except that was cleaned up in about 10 minutes.

Sign In or Register to comment.