Point is still flying above your head. I guess the bottom line @Bob is I trust the market value of such a position over your sour grapes analysis. That’s what tells the story.
No offense Bob….these guys don’t give a fuck how you personally rate their value, especially when they’re at LEAST pulling over 300K total comp a year. Even at their level, the comp grows exponentially. That’s how “unimportant” these guys are to these big companies lmao.
It’s like listening to the completely expendable new associate hire talk to his friends about shit he knows nothing about during the tail end of happy hour.
Lol what exactly are you guys struggling to get? PMs at big tech command those huge compensation packages (I know that just confused the ciatch who has zero clue what that is).
What your opinion on the role is irrelevant. The market decides how important companies perceive those roles. Haie maybe if you had one, you wouldn’t fuck up your Slack integrations.
Seriously dude, you’re like the only one I know that struggled with those.
Bro, you know what Big Tech also knows how to do? Implement Slack integrations with no issues and not accuse it for being “buggy” that’s what they know how to fucking do!
And may I say, what a dumb argument. I swear you and Bob come up with these very broad arbitrary statements and that anyone could say.
Case in point:
Me: Fox News knows that they’re peddling bullshit for the Dominion case because they agreed to fork out 787million in the lawsuit and fired Tucker
Bob: well you don’t know if Fox News paid it anyway
Or
Me: Tech values their Program Manager roles because they will people a lower level PM 300K in compensation
Haie: Ewwwhhrrrr Tech makes dumb decisions
Just once can you guys come up with facts that anyone can easily verify instead of these unclear, vague, unprovable arguments? Geezus no wonder why you fucked up that Slack implementation.
Tbf Buck confirms every bad stereotype of Amazon I've ever heard so I believe he does work there. "Romper room".
The thing is that Amazon is the lowest common denominator for "big tech" or FAANG or whatever you want to call it now. It's the place that people land to get to other places because the bar to entry is the lowest and anyone that stays there long term, well... exhibit A it's why he's on here all day.
I’m one of the elite to make it to a FAANG engineering position (dear God doog_bot your arguments are approaching EverettChris level of stupid) and I’ll still be young after my next round of stock vests. Trust me, if I wanted to pursue my own consulting company,it’s there for the taking. I can definately meet the minimum bar of being able to fuck up a Slack integration and blame it on Slack being buggy lmao.
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Point is still flying above your head. I guess the bottom line @Bob is I trust the market value of such a position over your sour grapes analysis. That’s what tells the story.
Good luck with that.
I said I don't value the position that much, so its market rate is irrelevant and I don't care.
No offense Bob….these guys don’t give a fuck how you personally rate their value, especially when they’re at LEAST pulling over 300K total comp a year. Even at their level, the comp grows exponentially. That’s how “unimportant” these guys are to these big companies lmao.
300k for a PM is exactly why you see companies that large axe entire departments and lay off hundreds/thousands without even blinking.
JFC This whole thread is so embarrassing.
It’s like listening to the completely expendable new associate hire talk to his friends about shit he knows nothing about during the tail end of happy hour.
Lol what exactly are you guys struggling to get? PMs at big tech command those huge compensation packages (I know that just confused the ciatch who has zero clue what that is).
What your opinion on the role is irrelevant. The market decides how important companies perceive those roles. Haie maybe if you had one, you wouldn’t fuck up your Slack integrations.
Seriously dude, you’re like the only one I know that struggled with those.
Big Tech blows money on stupid shit all the time. Then it's wellbye.gif as soon as there's a downturn. Good luck with that.
Imagine parroting slack over and over because you're an unskilled PM that doesn't know how to do anything with AWS itself.
Bro, you know what Big Tech also knows how to do? Implement Slack integrations with no issues and not accuse it for being “buggy” that’s what they know how to fucking do!
Like I said, unskilled.
And may I say, what a dumb argument. I swear you and Bob come up with these very broad arbitrary statements and that anyone could say.
Case in point:
Me: Fox News knows that they’re peddling bullshit for the Dominion case because they agreed to fork out 787million in the lawsuit and fired Tucker
Bob: well you don’t know if Fox News paid it anyway
Or
Me: Tech values their Program Manager roles because they will people a lower level PM 300K in compensation
Haie: Ewwwhhrrrr Tech makes dumb decisions
Just once can you guys come up with facts that anyone can easily verify instead of these unclear, vague, unprovable arguments? Geezus no wonder why you fucked up that Slack implementation.
^ Not reading any of that.
Good luck managing your Jira tickets on a Friday while I'm on my way up to Doog Island.
Thanks! Have fun struggling to integrate with Slack lmao.
Nobody implied that but Ok.
Have fun uploading useless word docs to it 😬
Do people who work in “Big Tech” actually say they work in “Big Tech?”
I ask because I’m in the oil and gas business and nobody I know at the corporate level at Exxon or Chevron says they work in “Big Oil.”
We call that Big Dick Energy
Or at Shell, P66, or Marathon.
Tbf Buck confirms every bad stereotype of Amazon I've ever heard so I believe he does work there. "Romper room".
The thing is that Amazon is the lowest common denominator for "big tech" or FAANG or whatever you want to call it now. It's the place that people land to get to other places because the bar to entry is the lowest and anyone that stays there long term, well... exhibit A it's why he's on here all day.
Imagine Buck trying to found a startup 😂
Somebody's got his reads down.
Buck v Tug
I’m one of the elite to make it to a FAANG engineering position (dear God doog_bot your arguments are approaching EverettChris level of stupid) and I’ll still be young after my next round of stock vests. Trust me, if I wanted to pursue my own consulting company,it’s there for the taking. I can definately meet the minimum bar of being able to fuck up a Slack integration and blame it on Slack being buggy lmao.