How do you typically handle the sermon seekers knocking at your front door?
We don't seem to get any LDS foot traffic in our neighborhood, but the JW's pound the pavement pretty hard. They seem to make the rounds once or month or so.
I'm polite, but my stock response is always "Let me cut to the chase, fellas. I'm an atheist and I'm 100% confident I'm right on this one. Thanks for stopping by and enjoy your day." The confused facial expressions are usually pretty hilarious.
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I talk to them for about 5 minutes and then let the JW/LDS people know I'm not interested. I'm classy like that.
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You're classier than me. I try to keep it to 60 secs or less of interaction.
I used to tell the LDS guys I went to HS in Deseret homeland by @89ute and they would get all excited before I said no thanks.
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They believe in a higher power so I always look to see if I can bring them over to the REAL God side without all of their insane rules and religion.
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I smile politely, tell them I'm not interested, and close the door...politely. I try to do this before they even get a word out so I'm not tempted to engage them.
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Having gone door to door back in the day for Real God I have compassion. Smile and no thank you.
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Answer the door stark naked with a pistol and scream INFIDEL!!!!
They'll never come back pal.
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George McGovern was REAL God ?
He was a legit big dick war hero.
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@PurpleBaze true ?
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Works every tim.
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Who's Tim????
