Trying to remember the last one which showed up… it's been a while. Pest control comes by fear mongering on bugs occasionally. I tell them I only use Orkin.
I spend most of my sermon seeker fighting energy to take on the Catholics which infiltrate my life.
Y’all are way too nice with the sermon seekers. Shortly after I bought my 1st house 2 young proselytizers from the local ward stopped by to talk about LDS. A good friend of mine (ex LDS) told me to leverage free work when this happens. I asked if they would help out a non LDS with chores. They agreed to weed my entire yard in exchange for a discussion afterwards. I ended the discussion after 15 min, but invited them back for more discussion the following weekend. They showed up as I was just getting ready to pressure wash the driveway, what a fucking coincidence. They happily obliged to pressure wash the driveway and sidewalk. Afterwards we talked about religion for about 20 min. I told em I was baptized Catholic and had no interest in converting. I can drink booze, sin like a motherfucker, show up to confession whenever I want and have my sins forgiven….and I don’t have to go to service for 6 hrs on Sunday nor tithe 10% of my pre-tax earnings. Never had LDS show up at that house again
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Trying to remember the last one which showed up… it's been a while. Pest control comes by fear mongering on bugs occasionally. I tell them I only use Orkin.
I spend most of my sermon seeker fighting energy to take on the Catholics which infiltrate my life.
Motherfucking solar guys came by again. Didn't even let them say hi, just said "lemme guess, solar?"
Y’all are way too nice with the sermon seekers. Shortly after I bought my 1st house 2 young proselytizers from the local ward stopped by to talk about LDS. A good friend of mine (ex LDS) told me to leverage free work when this happens. I asked if they would help out a non LDS with chores. They agreed to weed my entire yard in exchange for a discussion afterwards. I ended the discussion after 15 min, but invited them back for more discussion the following weekend. They showed up as I was just getting ready to pressure wash the driveway, what a fucking coincidence. They happily obliged to pressure wash the driveway and sidewalk. Afterwards we talked about religion for about 20 min. I told em I was baptized Catholic and had no interest in converting. I can drink booze, sin like a motherfucker, show up to confession whenever I want and have my sins forgiven….and I don’t have to go to service for 6 hrs on Sunday nor tithe 10% of my pre-tax earnings. Never had LDS show up at that house again
That’s some serious Elder abuse, Boss.
You should go say ten Hail Marys
Agreed
Turn the tables on them…
https://youtube.com/shorts/MQy3R2Poxoo?si=xWI-XObE3CUX_wzH