How do you typically handle the sermon seekers knocking at your front door?
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Trying to remember the last one which showed up… it's been a while. Pest control comes by fear mongering on bugs occasionally. I tell them I only use Orkin.
I spend most of my sermon seeker fighting energy to take on the Catholics which infiltrate my life.
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Motherfucking solar guys came by again. Didn't even let them say hi, just said "lemme guess, solar?"
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Y’all are way too nice with the sermon seekers. Shortly after I bought my 1st house 2 young proselytizers from the local ward stopped by to talk about LDS. A good friend of mine (ex LDS) told me to leverage free work when this happens. I asked if they would help out a non LDS with chores. They agreed to weed my entire yard in exchange for a discussion afterwards. I ended the discussion after 15 min, but invited them back for more discussion the following weekend. They showed up as I was just getting ready to pressure wash the driveway, what a fucking coincidence. They happily obliged to pressure wash the driveway and sidewalk. Afterwards we talked about religion for about 20 min. I told em I was baptized Catholic and had no interest in converting. I can drink booze, sin like a motherfucker, show up to confession whenever I want and have my sins forgiven….and I don’t have to go to service for 6 hrs on Sunday nor tithe 10% of my pre-tax earnings. Never had LDS show up at that house again
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That’s some serious Elder abuse, Boss.
You should go say ten Hail Marys
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Agreed
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Turn the tables on them…
