I have a conundrum
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My choices are:PostGameOrangeSlices said:EsophagealFeces said:Some of you Franny’s need to lighten up a bit. My wife isn’t making me do shit, I’m not going to be a stay at home dad, and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover is spot on. If I change it up and we lose, I’ll probably devolve into madness and end up in a homeless camp in Portland dying of an overdose from doing fentanyl dick dingers.
Grab a hold of your nuts, admit nothing you do has any impact on the game, take a 20 mile walk along the beach for some desperately needed perspective, watch the fucking game and let wifey peg you as "punishment" 75k😉
Seriously, between this shit and @YellowSnow refusing to watch the MSU game due to some dumb moral platitude about spending $10 on a stream, some of you need to get it the fuck together.
DAWGS fans. You think MS ST DAWG or GA DAWG are doing that shit?
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@RaceBannon
1. Stay home with my kids and watch the game with them driving me nuts every 12 seconds, or
2. Go to a party where there’s free food and booze where my wife’s tits will likely be hanging out, and then watch the game in peace when I get home.
And no, I’m not paying a fucking babysitter to watch my kids while I go watch the game in a bar. -
That’s a fucking factPitchfork51 said:If you bail and then uw loses your life will be shit
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Bail on the Christmas party, and likely my marriageFuck them kids.
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Ts and PsEsophagealFeces said:
My choices are:PostGameOrangeSlices said:EsophagealFeces said:Some of you Franny’s need to lighten up a bit. My wife isn’t making me do shit, I’m not going to be a stay at home dad, and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover is spot on. If I change it up and we lose, I’ll probably devolve into madness and end up in a homeless camp in Portland dying of an overdose from doing fentanyl dick dingers.
Grab a hold of your nuts, admit nothing you do has any impact on the game, take a 20 mile walk along the beach for some desperately needed perspective, watch the fucking game and let wifey peg you as "punishment" 75k😉
Seriously, between this shit and @YellowSnow refusing to watch the MSU game due to some dumb moral platitude about spending $10 on a stream, some of you need to get it the fuck together.
DAWGS fans. You think MS ST DAWG or GA DAWG are doing that shit?
You Can Act Like A Man .gif
@RaceBannon
1. Stay home with my kids and watch the game with them driving me nuts every 12 seconds, or
2. Go to a party where there’s free food and booze where my wife’s tits will likely be hanging out, and then watch the game in peace when I get home.
And no, I’m not paying a fucking babysitter to watch my kids while I go watch the game in a bar. -
Go to the party, shut off my phone, be an engaged, loving, and devoted husband, all while guaranteeing victory for the DwagsMy niece's birthday dinner is at 5:30 and my daughter's soccer team party is at 5:00. You just can't make this shit up...
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Go to the party, but watch the game on my phonewife’s tits will likely be hanging out
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Go to the party, shut off my phone, be an engaged, loving, and devoted husband, all while guaranteeing victory for the Dwags
Easy there, Boss.PostGameOrangeSlices said:EsophagealFeces said:Some of you Franny’s need to lighten up a bit. My wife isn’t making me do shit, I’m not going to be a stay at home dad, and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover is spot on. If I change it up and we lose, I’ll probably devolve into madness and end up in a homeless camp in Portland dying of an overdose from doing fentanyl dick dingers.
Grab a hold of your nuts, admit nothing you do has any impact on the game, take a 20 mile walk along the beach for some desperately needed perspective, watch the fucking game and let wifey peg you as "punishment" 75k😉
Seriously, between this shit and @YellowSnow refusing to watch the MSU game due to some dumb moral platitude about spending $10 on a stream, some of you need to get it the fuck together.
DAWGS fans. You think MS ST DAWG or GA DAWG are doing that shit?
You Can Act Like A Man .gif
@RaceBannon
I just shit talked like 81 duck fans to their faces yesterday. I'm doing my part.
Might even pop a can a Keef later.
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Bail on the Christmas party, and likely my marriage
Looks a lot better than the 100 mg ones. Those taste like shit.YellowSnow said:
Easy there, Boss.PostGameOrangeSlices said:EsophagealFeces said:Some of you Franny’s need to lighten up a bit. My wife isn’t making me do shit, I’m not going to be a stay at home dad, and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover is spot on. If I change it up and we lose, I’ll probably devolve into madness and end up in a homeless camp in Portland dying of an overdose from doing fentanyl dick dingers.
Grab a hold of your nuts, admit nothing you do has any impact on the game, take a 20 mile walk along the beach for some desperately needed perspective, watch the fucking game and let wifey peg you as "punishment" 75k😉
Seriously, between this shit and @YellowSnow refusing to watch the MSU game due to some dumb moral platitude about spending $10 on a stream, some of you need to get it the fuck together.
DAWGS fans. You think MS ST DAWG or GA DAWG are doing that shit?
You Can Act Like A Man .gif
@RaceBannon
I just shit talked like 81 duck fans to their faces yesterday. I'm doing my part.
Might even pop a can a Keef later. -
Go to the party, shut off my phone, be an engaged, loving, and devoted husband, all while guaranteeing victory for the Dwags
Children are an important and unpleasant reminder of one's own horrible prior behavior. Regarding the party, if you're 2 for 2 then you're going pal. Ride the hot hand. You owe it to the team.EsophagealFeces said:
I just read your poast in the other thread, and it sounds like we have the same miserable life. We also have 2/5/7 year olds, and this would be a trifecta of Dwag success for me as well, so this might be the only option. I'm superstitious as fuck, and I'm pretty sure God will smite me with an Oregon plungering if I don't do the right thing here.CatGut said:While being the devoted husband that you are, you also need to make sure your wife understands the burden you are heroically bearing for her.
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Weed sodas are a thing now? I’m out of the loopYellowSnow said:
Easy there, Boss.PostGameOrangeSlices said:EsophagealFeces said:Some of you Franny’s need to lighten up a bit. My wife isn’t making me do shit, I’m not going to be a stay at home dad, and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover is spot on. If I change it up and we lose, I’ll probably devolve into madness and end up in a homeless camp in Portland dying of an overdose from doing fentanyl dick dingers.
Grab a hold of your nuts, admit nothing you do has any impact on the game, take a 20 mile walk along the beach for some desperately needed perspective, watch the fucking game and let wifey peg you as "punishment" 75k😉
Seriously, between this shit and @YellowSnow refusing to watch the MSU game due to some dumb moral platitude about spending $10 on a stream, some of you need to get it the fuck together.
DAWGS fans. You think MS ST DAWG or GA DAWG are doing that shit?
You Can Act Like A Man .gif
@RaceBannon
I just shit talked like 81 duck fans to their faces yesterday. I'm doing my part.
Might even pop a can a Keef later.
