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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,261 Founders Club
    Go to the party, shut off my phone, be an engaged, loving, and devoted husband, all while guaranteeing victory for the Dwags
    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    YellowSnow said:

    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    Your wife is a dumb bitch if she forces you to go to that

    I am currently watching 7 games on 3 monitors, drinking whiskey, smoking keef and talking shit

    My girlfriend, and her girlfriend, are watching Friends from across the living room and looking at me like I'm a psychopath.

    I tell her I'm a bigger cuog fan than she is and to STFU
    Case closed.
    End of story, Pod.
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  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,613 Standard Supporter
    Go to the party, but watch the game on my phone
    EsophagealFeces said:

    I guess I should add: this job could eventually pay her enough to where I could be a less gay version of @BearsWiin and work at gun stores and golf courses for fun.

    Naw man. Don't be that guy. Don't push a baby stroller either.
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  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,270 Founders Club
    Go to the party, shut off my phone, be an engaged, loving, and devoted husband, all while guaranteeing victory for the Dwags
    Don’t change anything.

    It won’t impact the game but you’ll go fucking nuts if you change it up and they don’t win.
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  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,270 Founders Club
    Go to the party, shut off my phone, be an engaged, loving, and devoted husband, all while guaranteeing victory for the Dwags
    Doog_de_Jour said:

    If you have a good woman, and a loving, strong marriage she’ll understand if you need to miss the office party this year and you’ll make it up to her (be sure to follow through).

    Just have a conversation about it first obviously.

    And by the way, I’ve never understood the stress we’ve always put ourselves under to be at every damn soccer game, company function, etc. for our kids and significant others. It doesn’t make you a bad parent/spouse to miss one or two. Relax people.

    This. We had a friend pass away a week or before the first Oregon game, memorial service day of. My wife asked if I was going and I said no, I’d be going but with the game happening even if I’m recording it.

    She understood.
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  • TheHB
    TheHB Member Posts: 6,457
    Go to the party, shut off my phone, be an engaged, loving, and devoted husband, all while guaranteeing victory for the Dwags
    RaceBannon said:

    Doog_de_Jour said:

    If you have a good woman, and a loving, strong marriage she’ll understand if you need to miss the office party this year and you’ll make it up to her (be sure to follow through).

    Just have a conversation about it first obviously.

    And by the way, I’ve never understood the stress we’ve always put ourselves under to be at every damn soccer game, company function, etc. for our kids and significant others. It doesn’t make you a bad parent/spouse to miss one or two. Relax people.

    Conversation?

    Last night my wife asks if I'm watching the Seahawks game

    No

    I had a jacket because I was going to sneak a smoke

    Why do you have a jacket?

    You sure ask a lot of questions

    It's called communicating

    Oh that's what that is
    We call that interrogation in my house. And I’m the one always under the lamp.
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  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,270 Founders Club
    Go to the party, shut off my phone, be an engaged, loving, and devoted husband, all while guaranteeing victory for the Dwags
    Gadzooks!
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  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,196
    EsophagealFeces said:

    Some of you Franny’s need to lighten up a bit. My wife isn’t making me do shit, I’m not going to be a stay at home dad, and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover is spot on. If I change it up and we lose, I’ll probably devolve into madness and end up in a homeless camp in Portland dying of an overdose from doing fentanyl dick dingers.


    Grab a hold of your nuts, admit nothing you do has any impact on the game, take a 20 mile walk along the beach for some desperately needed perspective, watch the fucking game and let wifey peg you as "punishment" 75k😉


    Seriously, between this shit and @YellowSnow refusing to watch the MSU game due to some dumb moral platitude about spending $10 on a stream, some of you need to get it the fuck together.

    DAWGS fans. You think MS ST DAWG or GA DAWG are doing that shit?

    You Can Act Like A Man .gif

    @RaceBannon
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Go to the party, but watch the game on my phone
    If you bail and then uw loses your life will be shit
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  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,116
    Pitchfork51 said:

    If you bail and then uw loses your life will be shit

    That’s a fucking fact
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  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,196
    EsophagealFeces said:

    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    EsophagealFeces said:

    Some of you Franny’s need to lighten up a bit. My wife isn’t making me do shit, I’m not going to be a stay at home dad, and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover is spot on. If I change it up and we lose, I’ll probably devolve into madness and end up in a homeless camp in Portland dying of an overdose from doing fentanyl dick dingers.


    Grab a hold of your nuts, admit nothing you do has any impact on the game, take a 20 mile walk along the beach for some desperately needed perspective, watch the fucking game and let wifey peg you as "punishment" 75k😉


    Seriously, between this shit and @YellowSnow refusing to watch the MSU game due to some dumb moral platitude about spending $10 on a stream, some of you need to get it the fuck together.

    DAWGS fans. You think MS ST DAWG or GA DAWG are doing that shit?

    You Can Act Like A Man .gif

    @RaceBannon
    My choices are:
    1. Stay home with my kids and watch the game with them driving me nuts every 12 seconds, or
    2. Go to a party where there’s free food and booze where my wife’s tits will likely be hanging out, and then watch the game in peace when I get home.

    And no, I’m not paying a fucking babysitter to watch my kids while I go watch the game in a bar.
    Ts and Ps
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  • alumni94
    alumni94 Member Posts: 4,863
    Go to the party, but watch the game on my phone
    wife’s tits will likely be hanging out

    Pics at party
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  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937
    Bail on the Christmas party, and likely my marriage
    YellowSnow said:

    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    EsophagealFeces said:

    Some of you Franny’s need to lighten up a bit. My wife isn’t making me do shit, I’m not going to be a stay at home dad, and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover is spot on. If I change it up and we lose, I’ll probably devolve into madness and end up in a homeless camp in Portland dying of an overdose from doing fentanyl dick dingers.


    Grab a hold of your nuts, admit nothing you do has any impact on the game, take a 20 mile walk along the beach for some desperately needed perspective, watch the fucking game and let wifey peg you as "punishment" 75k😉


    Seriously, between this shit and @YellowSnow refusing to watch the MSU game due to some dumb moral platitude about spending $10 on a stream, some of you need to get it the fuck together.

    DAWGS fans. You think MS ST DAWG or GA DAWG are doing that shit?

    You Can Act Like A Man .gif

    @RaceBannon
    Easy there, Boss.

    I just shit talked like 81 duck fans to their faces yesterday. I'm doing my part.

    Might even pop a can a Keef later.



    Looks a lot better than the 100 mg ones. Those taste like shit.
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  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,116
    YellowSnow said:

    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    EsophagealFeces said:

    Some of you Franny’s need to lighten up a bit. My wife isn’t making me do shit, I’m not going to be a stay at home dad, and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover is spot on. If I change it up and we lose, I’ll probably devolve into madness and end up in a homeless camp in Portland dying of an overdose from doing fentanyl dick dingers.


    Grab a hold of your nuts, admit nothing you do has any impact on the game, take a 20 mile walk along the beach for some desperately needed perspective, watch the fucking game and let wifey peg you as "punishment" 75k😉


    Seriously, between this shit and @YellowSnow refusing to watch the MSU game due to some dumb moral platitude about spending $10 on a stream, some of you need to get it the fuck together.

    DAWGS fans. You think MS ST DAWG or GA DAWG are doing that shit?

    You Can Act Like A Man .gif

    @RaceBannon
    Easy there, Boss.

    I just shit talked like 81 duck fans to their faces yesterday. I'm doing my part.

    Might even pop a can a Keef later.



    Weed sodas are a thing now? I’m out of the loop
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,261 Founders Club
    Go to the party, shut off my phone, be an engaged, loving, and devoted husband, all while guaranteeing victory for the Dwags
    backthepack said:

    YellowSnow said:

    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    EsophagealFeces said:

    Some of you Franny’s need to lighten up a bit. My wife isn’t making me do shit, I’m not going to be a stay at home dad, and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover is spot on. If I change it up and we lose, I’ll probably devolve into madness and end up in a homeless camp in Portland dying of an overdose from doing fentanyl dick dingers.


    Grab a hold of your nuts, admit nothing you do has any impact on the game, take a 20 mile walk along the beach for some desperately needed perspective, watch the fucking game and let wifey peg you as "punishment" 75k😉


    Seriously, between this shit and @YellowSnow refusing to watch the MSU game due to some dumb moral platitude about spending $10 on a stream, some of you need to get it the fuck together.

    DAWGS fans. You think MS ST DAWG or GA DAWG are doing that shit?

    You Can Act Like A Man .gif

    @RaceBannon
    Easy there, Boss.

    I just shit talked like 81 duck fans to their faces yesterday. I'm doing my part.

    Might even pop a can a Keef later.



    Looks a lot better than the 100 mg ones. Those taste like shit.
    One of our friends got it for Mrs Snow to try. Been sitting in the fridge for months and always make me think of @PostGameOrangeSlices smoking Keef and talking shit to kewg GFs.
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  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,196
    YellowSnow said:

    backthepack said:

    YellowSnow said:

    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    EsophagealFeces said:

    Some of you Franny’s need to lighten up a bit. My wife isn’t making me do shit, I’m not going to be a stay at home dad, and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover is spot on. If I change it up and we lose, I’ll probably devolve into madness and end up in a homeless camp in Portland dying of an overdose from doing fentanyl dick dingers.


    Grab a hold of your nuts, admit nothing you do has any impact on the game, take a 20 mile walk along the beach for some desperately needed perspective, watch the fucking game and let wifey peg you as "punishment" 75k😉


    Seriously, between this shit and @YellowSnow refusing to watch the MSU game due to some dumb moral platitude about spending $10 on a stream, some of you need to get it the fuck together.

    DAWGS fans. You think MS ST DAWG or GA DAWG are doing that shit?

    You Can Act Like A Man .gif

    @RaceBannon
    Easy there, Boss.

    I just shit talked like 81 duck fans to their faces yesterday. I'm doing my part.

    Might even pop a can a Keef later.



    Looks a lot better than the 100 mg ones. Those taste like shit.
    One of our friends got it for Mrs Snow to try. Been sitting in the fridge for months and always make me think of @PostGameOrangeSlices smoking Keef and talking shit to kewg GFs.
    That night reminded my why binge drinking sucks

    Show some comportment and drink a glass of water or 10, my fellow doogs

    Being drunk is fun. Being on the verge of blacking out is not.
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  • Fishpo31
    Fishpo31 Member Posts: 2,631
    I missed the first Oregon game at a memorial service for my BFF’s dad. I swore to not take my phone out of my pocket, and didn’t…no tv at the facility. At one poont, about half the room let out a cheer, and I knew…
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  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,196
    YellowSnow said:

    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    YellowSnow said:

    backthepack said:

    YellowSnow said:

    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    EsophagealFeces said:

    Some of you Franny’s need to lighten up a bit. My wife isn’t making me do shit, I’m not going to be a stay at home dad, and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover is spot on. If I change it up and we lose, I’ll probably devolve into madness and end up in a homeless camp in Portland dying of an overdose from doing fentanyl dick dingers.


    Grab a hold of your nuts, admit nothing you do has any impact on the game, take a 20 mile walk along the beach for some desperately needed perspective, watch the fucking game and let wifey peg you as "punishment" 75k😉


    Seriously, between this shit and @YellowSnow refusing to watch the MSU game due to some dumb moral platitude about spending $10 on a stream, some of you need to get it the fuck together.

    DAWGS fans. You think MS ST DAWG or GA DAWG are doing that shit?

    You Can Act Like A Man .gif

    @RaceBannon
    Easy there, Boss.

    I just shit talked like 81 duck fans to their faces yesterday. I'm doing my part.

    Might even pop a can a Keef later.



    Looks a lot better than the 100 mg ones. Those taste like shit.
    One of our friends got it for Mrs Snow to try. Been sitting in the fridge for months and always make me think of @PostGameOrangeSlices smoking Keef and talking shit to kewg GFs.
    That night reminded my why binge drinking sucks

    Show some comportment and drink a glass of water or 10, my fellow doogs

    Being drunk is fun. Being on the verge of blacking out is not.
    I blew chunks after ASU from too much cactus whiskey and people think I don't care. Christ.
    I mean, the MSU stuff was fairly weak my pod
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,261 Founders Club
    edited December 2023
    Go to the party, shut off my phone, be an engaged, loving, and devoted husband, all while guaranteeing victory for the Dwags
    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    YellowSnow said:

    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    YellowSnow said:

    backthepack said:

    YellowSnow said:

    PostGameOrangeSlices said:

    EsophagealFeces said:

    Some of you Franny’s need to lighten up a bit. My wife isn’t making me do shit, I’m not going to be a stay at home dad, and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover is spot on. If I change it up and we lose, I’ll probably devolve into madness and end up in a homeless camp in Portland dying of an overdose from doing fentanyl dick dingers.


    Grab a hold of your nuts, admit nothing you do has any impact on the game, take a 20 mile walk along the beach for some desperately needed perspective, watch the fucking game and let wifey peg you as "punishment" 75k😉


    Seriously, between this shit and @YellowSnow refusing to watch the MSU game due to some dumb moral platitude about spending $10 on a stream, some of you need to get it the fuck together.

    DAWGS fans. You think MS ST DAWG or GA DAWG are doing that shit?

    You Can Act Like A Man .gif

    @RaceBannon
    Easy there, Boss.

    I just shit talked like 81 duck fans to their faces yesterday. I'm doing my part.

    Might even pop a can a Keef later.



    Looks a lot better than the 100 mg ones. Those taste like shit.
    One of our friends got it for Mrs Snow to try. Been sitting in the fridge for months and always make me think of @PostGameOrangeSlices smoking Keef and talking shit to kewg GFs.
    That night reminded my why binge drinking sucks

    Show some comportment and drink a glass of water or 10, my fellow doogs

    Being drunk is fun. Being on the verge of blacking out is not.
    I blew chunks after ASU from too much cactus whiskey and people think I don't care. Christ.
    I mean, the MSU stuff was fairly weak my pod
    Perhaps, Pod, perhaps.

    But I'm content with my body of work as a UW DWAG fan.
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  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member Posts: 14,099
    Bail on the Christmas party, and likely my marriage
    backthepack said:

    Fuck them kids.

    Always.
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  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    Go to the party, shut off my phone, be an engaged, loving, and devoted husband, all while guaranteeing victory for the Dwags
    TSIO
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