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dnc
dnc Member Posts: 56,839
UW beats Utah, Beav (scary close) and WSU. Thus UW completes only the second 9-0 conference season ever in Pac12 history. DoogItUp.gif

Butt UW goes on to lose the Conference Title game rematch to Oregon thus ensuring UW is screwed by Kliavkoff's division elimination in both 2022 and 2023, which were of course the only years in which the divisions didn't exist (though inexplicably division scheduling still did)

Oregon makes the playoff, One loss UW who finished the regular season 12-0 goes NY6.

Fuck the Pac12 forever.
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  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    Technically gifted
  • DawgOfTheAges
    DawgOfTheAges Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,744 Founders Club
    its all true except that teams are normally just a couple of injuries away from having their season unravel, and the Dawgs have been thru that already and are getting healthier down the stretch and finish the pac12 undefeated winning the ccg rather easily.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    dnc said:

    UW beats Utah, Beav (scary close) and WSU. Thus UW completes only the second 9-0 conference season ever in Pac12 history. DoogItUp.gif

    Butt UW goes on to lose the Conference Title game rematch to Oregon thus ensuring UW is screwed by Kliavkoff's division elimination in both 2022 and 2023, which were of course the only years in which the divisions didn't exist (though inexplicably division scheduling still did)

    Oregon makes the playoff, One loss UW who finished the regular season 12-0 goes NY6.

    Fuck the Pac12 forever.

    you realize oregon is still coached by dan lanning right? he's good for 3-4 fucktarded decisions in big games.

    but still, script stays the script.
    This is the hope for sure.
  • dannarc
    dannarc Member Posts: 2,693
    We aren't losing to Oregon. I'm moar worried about OSU. UTE will be greased up to play us, shouldn't be taken lightly at all. Oregon is due for a rough game or two, they have been healthy and hot recently, i dont see Ferguson's leg holding out the rest of the way, they are one injury on the DL from being vulnerable and Lanning will choke a big game away at some point
  • TheHB
    TheHB Member Posts: 6,457
    edited November 2023

    dnc said:

    UW beats Utah, Beav (scary close) and WSU. Thus UW completes only the second 9-0 conference season ever in Pac12 history. DoogItUp.gif

    Butt UW goes on to lose the Conference Title game rematch to Oregon thus ensuring UW is screwed by Kliavkoff's division elimination in both 2022 and 2023, which were of course the only years in which the divisions didn't exist (though inexplicably division scheduling still did)

    Oregon makes the playoff, One loss UW who finished the regular season 12-0 goes NY6.

    Fuck the Pac12 forever.

    I think there is a greater than 50% chance that this happens.

    I seem to recall people being happy that the divisions were eliminated because the South was shit for so long and nobody wanted 8 - 4 UCLA teams in the CCG.
    Maybe people who gave two shits about the conference wanted to eliminate the divisions, but most around here were smart enough to realize the divisions gave UW (and everyone else for that matter) the easiest path to the championship game.

    And most in here don’t give two shits about the conference.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,207 Founders Club
    edited November 2023

    Last year's assfuckery was legendary - Utah didn't have to play Oregon, while USC somehow skipped both UW and the ducks. So instead of giving them a shot to prove it against the clear cut best teams in the north, the fucktarded tie breaker was somehow awarded to Utah - who was 0-1 against the other two. And of course we reap what we sow as a conference and both Utah and USC proceed to embarrass themselves in big bowl games while the ducks and Dawgs take care of business.

    Fuck this conference. Deboner needs to leave a general Sherman trail of loose rectums and destruction in his wake. Playoffs are not optional Conference Championship Games are shit as fuck
    .

    FTFY
  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,197 Founders Club
    dnc said:

    UW beats Utah, Beav (scary close) and WSU. Thus UW completes only the second 9-0 conference season ever in Pac12 history. DoogItUp.gif

    Butt UW goes on to lose the Conference Title game rematch to Oregon thus ensuring UW is screwed by Kliavkoff's division elimination in both 2022 and 2023, which were of course the only years in which the divisions didn't exist (though inexplicably division scheduling still did)

    Oregon makes the playoff, One loss UW who finished the regular season 12-0 goes NY6.

    Fuck the Pac12 forever.

    I’m torn between which gif to use so you get both. Think of it as abundance.



  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member Posts: 14,072

    Oregon players will be crying into mommy’s bosums after the beatdown

    FTFY
  • whatshouldicareabout
    whatshouldicareabout Member Posts: 12,990
    If UW wins out and losses to 12-1 Oregon in the championship, UW will have the better SOR

    UW's other wins are 6-3 Arizona, MSU, Boise, and Tulsa

    Oregon's other wins are 4-5 CU, TTech, Hawaii, and Portland State

    CFP Committee is favoring resume over eye test
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    If UW wins out and losses to 12-1 Oregon in the championship, UW will have the better SOR

    UW's other wins are 6-3 Arizona, MSU, Boise, and Tulsa

    Oregon's other wins are 4-5 CU, TTech, Hawaii, and Portland State

    CFP Committee is favoring resume over eye test

    But they favor conference championships too.

    It will depend some on how things shape out the next few weeks but they'd be more likely to take Oregon over us in that event even with our superior resume. Committee is clearly not impressed with UW so far.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    PurpleJ said:

    Dawgs 15-0 national champs. Media runs articles calling us the least impressive undefeated team ever and we finish #2 in the AP poll.

    Oregon is voted AP #1 after defeating Texas in the Cotton Bowl to finish 12-2. Quooks everywhere decide that voting a champion is superior to winning on the field. They are the "more complete team" after all.
    This would be hilarious.

    If UW can get Jalen healthy I'll take us to beat Oregon in the rematch rather easily. We'll have a shot even without him.
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    edited November 2023
    CatGut said:

    If UW wins out and losses to 12-1 Oregon in the championship, UW will have the better SOR

    UW's other wins are 6-3 Arizona, MSU, Boise, and Tulsa

    Oregon's other wins are 4-5 CU, TTech, Hawaii, and Portland State

    CFP Committee is favoring resume over eye test

    If the committee favored resume, UW would be in the top 4. Michigan has beaten absolutely nobody, they're pure eye test. OSU's resume is wins over a mediocre Notre Dame team and PSU, which has beaten nobody. The committee chairman even said out loud that UW's weak performances against Stanford and ASU are what held them back at 5 (eye test again). The only reason Oregon is behind UW is head to head result. If Oregon beats UW in the championship game the committee will no longer have that obvious hurdle and Oregon goes to CFP and UW goes to NY6.

    I still think UW will win the rematch, because somehow they keep figuring out how to win games they have plenty of opportunities to lose.
    Dutchman does not have a tight asshole when things get tough. Dude just loosens up more and wins
  • bananasnblondes
    bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,501
    You all are way more optimistic about beating Oregon. I give us like a 25% chance if it's us or them for the CFP.
  • flatus
    flatus Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,322 Swaye's Wigwam
    edited November 2023

    dnc said:

    UW beats Utah, Beav (scary close) and WSU. Thus UW completes only the second 9-0 conference season ever in Pac12 history. DoogItUp.gif

    Butt UW goes on to lose the Conference Title game rematch to Oregon thus ensuring UW is screwed by Kliavkoff's division elimination in both 2022 and 2023, which were of course the only years in which the divisions didn't exist (though inexplicably division scheduling still did)

    Oregon makes the playoff, One loss UW who finished the regular season 12-0 goes NY6.

    Fuck the Pac12 forever.



    I seem to recall people being happy that the divisions were eliminated because the South was shit for so long and nobody wanted 8 - 4 UCLA teams in the CCG.
    This^

    All conferences have either killed or will kill divisions. The P12 was actually proactive in this regard, one of the few decisions that wasn't phucktarded.

    The whining going on here about no divisions is doogish and smacks of Caleb Williams-level crying to mommy.

    If UW is the best team, then beat the next best team on a neutral field or STFU. It might not even be Oregon....