OFFICIAL Things You Hate About Summer Thread
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What if a giant catfish bit off my toe ? Fuck that @SECDAWGSECDAWG said:PurpleThrobber said:
The Throbber likes swimming in waters that don't hold creatures that can kill him.SECDAWG said:Extreme heat with high dew points and humidity. Steam room style.
Mosquitoes, deer flies, horse flies, chiggers…fk, bugs in general.
Snakes
Severe weather:Thunderstorms/tornadoes
Ohh, and Hurricanes. They pretty much suck…and blow.
The beer, boating, rivers, creeks, beach, gulf, islands and bikinis aren’t bad tho.
Because so many folks compared to the sheer volume of folks have died from something lurking in waters they can’t see below a foot in the dark, murky waters in the south waters…fucking pussies. HehYellowSnow said:
Agree. Yella doesn't swim in any body of water where the visibility isn't, at least, 30 feet.PurpleThrobber said:
The Throbber likes swimming in waters that don't hold creatures that can kill him.SECDAWG said:Extreme heat with high dew points and humidity. Steam room style.
Mosquitoes, deer flies, horse flies, chiggers…fk, bugs in general.
Snakes
Severe weather:Thunderstorms/tornadoes
Ohh, and Hurricanes. They pretty much suck…and blow.
The beer, boating, rivers, creeks, beach, gulf, islands and bikinis aren’t bad tho.
This basically rules out the South for me.
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Ha. If that would happen, we would be the first. Nothing to worry about. We’re not in Europe where they claim shit like that has happened. However, I’m not “noodling”(sticking my hands in holes and logs at the bottom of rivers) around here. Ever seen a loggerhead turtle?? They’re in abundance here and have caught some giants, like 200# and a head that wouldn’t fit in a 5 gallon bucket. Snap! Hand, arm, whatever…gone. Fk that shit. Probably the most scary thing in the bottom of these rivers here and creeks. Gators? Meh.YellowSnow said:
What if a giant catfish bit off my toe ? Fuck that @SECDAWGSECDAWG said:PurpleThrobber said:
The Throbber likes swimming in waters that don't hold creatures that can kill him.SECDAWG said:Extreme heat with high dew points and humidity. Steam room style.
Mosquitoes, deer flies, horse flies, chiggers…fk, bugs in general.
Snakes
Severe weather:Thunderstorms/tornadoes
Ohh, and Hurricanes. They pretty much suck…and blow.
The beer, boating, rivers, creeks, beach, gulf, islands and bikinis aren’t bad tho.
Because so many folks compared to the sheer volume of folks have died from something lurking in waters they can’t see below a foot in the dark, murky waters in the south waters…fucking pussies. HehYellowSnow said:
Agree. Yella doesn't swim in any body of water where the visibility isn't, at least, 30 feet.PurpleThrobber said:
The Throbber likes swimming in waters that don't hold creatures that can kill him.SECDAWG said:Extreme heat with high dew points and humidity. Steam room style.
Mosquitoes, deer flies, horse flies, chiggers…fk, bugs in general.
Snakes
Severe weather:Thunderstorms/tornadoes
Ohh, and Hurricanes. They pretty much suck…and blow.
The beer, boating, rivers, creeks, beach, gulf, islands and bikinis aren’t bad tho.
This basically rules out the South for me.
Them muddy waters are narsty. -
Growing up in AZ summer is kinda like winter in other places in that you kinda hunker down and stay inside or go in the pool. But the one thing that always sucked was getting in the hot car. Fortunately remote start is a thing now so not a huge deal.
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OFFICIAL Things You Hate About Summer Thread
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Fucking large groups of Harley riders. You can't go to Elk Lake, Cultus Lake, etc without 50 of these old, fat fucks, and their fat old ladies showing up trying to take over the place.
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Strong agree.YellowSnow said:Fucking large groups of Harley riders. You can't go to Elk Lake, Cultus Lake, etc without 50 of these old, fat fucks, and their fat old ladies showing up trying to take over the place.
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Thankfully that demographic is only about 10 years away from being gone. Harley Davidson will soon go the way of Oldsmobile.YellowSnow said:Fucking large groups of Harley riders. You can't go to Elk Lake, Cultus Lake, etc without 50 of these old, fat fucks, and their fat old ladies showing up trying to take over the place.
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Yeah, these guysm are not looking long for this world.BleachedAnusDawg said:
Thankfully that demographic is only about 10 years away from being gone. Harley Davidson will soon go the way of Oldsmobile.YellowSnow said:Fucking large groups of Harley riders. You can't go to Elk Lake, Cultus Lake, etc without 50 of these old, fat fucks, and their fat old ladies showing up trying to take over the place.
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This was me and the wife yesterday, sitting on a restaurant deck on the peninsula. We played the part of the roses…
https://youtu.be/0tNhw0Rio9s?si=8m63cyqPx7sMkWnW
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Perhaps my most favorite Cartman moment...Fishpo31 said:This was me and the wife yesterday, sitting on a restaurant deck on the peninsula. We played the part of the roses…
https://youtu.be/0tNhw0Rio9s?si=8m63cyqPx7sMkWnW
It fouled the faggy IPA I was enjoying…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipDmsxQVxIM
