OFFICIAL Things You Hate About Summer Thread
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We got a lotta skeeters out here, but they don't seem to be of the swampy malaria / yella fever carrying variety. Them skeeters in the South would scare me.whlinder said:Mosquitos. Fuck those assholes.
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Kentucky rain keeps pouring downCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:My list of things to hate:
Sunscreen. I go through one bottle in a day because I’m so fat. I wear a lot of Patagonia UV shirts when at the beach or by the pool.
Humidity. You PNW remnants don’t know how good you got it.
Fat people (besides myself). Just because the normal people are wearing shorts and sports bras doesn’t give you permission to do the same. Body positivity is not a thing at your morbidly obese weight.
Mosquitos, chiggers, and any other bugs that bite me and make me itch.
Rain. It’s fucking summer, it’s not supposed to rain.
And up ahead's another town that I'll go walking through
With the rain in my shoes (rain in my shoes)
Searching for you
In the cold Kentucky rain
In the cold Kentucky rain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwXu3EWPGdg
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Smoke in fucking July. God damn it.
Summer was gonna great and then some fire west of the Crest started a few days ago. Probably some methhead jack Ducktards forgetting to put out the campfire. Only you can prevent forest fires you stupid Ducktards.
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I hate the fuckers who intentionally start fires.
Also closest thing to White Wakanda, and it is still a fledgling of a WW, in WA would be Seabrook.
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Damn Yella the map is all red or even purple in your area. Free smoky flavor on everything!YellowSnow said:Smoke in fucking July. God damn it.
Summer was gonna great and then some fire west of the Crest started a few days ago. Probably some methhead jack Ducktards forgetting to put out the campfire. Only you can prevent forest fires you stupid Ducktards.
We've had it pretty easy with smoke so far. Couple of days of it from the fires in Canada a month or so ago. I've made it halfway through summer and haven't been in trouble yet for sending people out to work and the AQI shooting up while they're out. -
I remember when the DNR fought fires
Great summer employment -
Not even close @huskyhooligan ...huskyhooligan said:I hate the fuckers who intentionally start fires.
Also closest thing to White Wakanda, and it is still a fledgling of a WW, in WA would be Seabrook.
White Wakandas require the following:
1) Skiing within 30 to 40 mins
2) Epic single track with good stoke
3) Hot milfs
4) Lots of Califag virtual work tech bros
5) 1 craft brewery per 3,000 residents
So Bend, Truckee, Missoula, Park City, CDA (i'm giving @PurpleThrobber and in based on Silver Mt), Bozeman
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Bend is making logging great again. Trucks full of pine coming down the road past Yella's house every day.RaceBannon said:I remember when the DNR fought fires
Great summer employment
The forests look great after being thinned out a bit and a bit of vegetation grows back in.
We should be employing millions of young men to thin the forests of the Western US and punch you in the face after drinking a six pack of Buckhorn lager. -
Buckhorn! Holy Fuck!YellowSnow said:
Bend is making logging great again. Trucks full of pine coming down the road past Yella's house every day.RaceBannon said:I remember when the DNR fought fires
Great summer employment
The forests look great after being thinned out a bit and a bit of vegetation grows back in.
We should be employing millions of young men to thin the forests of the Western US and punch you in the face after drinking a six pack of Buckhorn lager.
Just teleported to 1975. -
According to my friend who transplanted here from Kentucky in the early 90s, it's spelled Buckhorn but pronounced Buckern.TurdBomber said:
Buckhorn! Holy Fuck!YellowSnow said:
Bend is making logging great again. Trucks full of pine coming down the road past Yella's house every day.RaceBannon said:I remember when the DNR fought fires
Great summer employment
The forests look great after being thinned out a bit and a bit of vegetation grows back in.
We should be employing millions of young men to thin the forests of the Western US and punch you in the face after drinking a six pack of Buckhorn lager.
Just teleported to 1975. -
Great Label. Shitty Beer. Like most Animal beers.chuck said:
According to my friend who transplanted here from Kentucky in the early 90s, it's spelled Buckhorn but pronounced Buckern.TurdBomber said:
Buckhorn! Holy Fuck!YellowSnow said:
Bend is making logging great again. Trucks full of pine coming down the road past Yella's house every day.RaceBannon said:I remember when the DNR fought fires
Great summer employment
The forests look great after being thinned out a bit and a bit of vegetation grows back in.
We should be employing millions of young men to thin the forests of the Western US and punch you in the face after drinking a six pack of Buckhorn lager.
Just teleported to 1975. -
While I'm physically much younger than you Boomers (or young Gen X'ers) mentally I'm much older.TurdBomber said:
Buckhorn! Holy Fuck!YellowSnow said:
Bend is making logging great again. Trucks full of pine coming down the road past Yella's house every day.RaceBannon said:I remember when the DNR fought fires
Great summer employment
The forests look great after being thinned out a bit and a bit of vegetation grows back in.
We should be employing millions of young men to thin the forests of the Western US and punch you in the face after drinking a six pack of Buckhorn lager.
Just teleported to 1975. -
When I was a kid my Dad was a devoted Schmidt drinker, but swore to only buy the cans with ducks on them rather than fish. Better "taste" according to him. He wasn't kidding either.TurdBomber said:
Great Label. Shitty Beer. Like most Animal beers.chuck said:
According to my friend who transplanted here from Kentucky in the early 90s, it's spelled Buckhorn but pronounced Buckern.TurdBomber said:
Buckhorn! Holy Fuck!YellowSnow said:
Bend is making logging great again. Trucks full of pine coming down the road past Yella's house every day.RaceBannon said:I remember when the DNR fought fires
Great summer employment
The forests look great after being thinned out a bit and a bit of vegetation grows back in.
We should be employing millions of young men to thin the forests of the Western US and punch you in the face after drinking a six pack of Buckhorn lager.
Just teleported to 1975. -
Extreme heat with high dew points and humidity. Steam room style.
Mosquitoes, deer flies, horse flies, chiggers…fk, bugs in general.
Snakes
Severe weather:Thunderstorms/tornadoes
Ohh, and Hurricanes. They pretty much suck…and blow.
The beer, boating, rivers, creeks, beach, gulf, islands and bikinis aren’t bad tho. -
Mosquitoes 100%SECDAWG said:Extreme heat with high dew points and humidity. Steam room style.
Mosquitoes, deer flies, horse flies, chiggers…fk, bugs in general.
Snakes
Severe weather:Thunderstorms/tornadoes
Ohh, and Hurricanes. They pretty much suck…and blow.
The beer, boating, rivers, creeks, beach, gulf, islands and bikinis aren’t bad tho. -
The Throbber likes swimming in waters that don't hold creatures that can kill him.SECDAWG said:Extreme heat with high dew points and humidity. Steam room style.
Mosquitoes, deer flies, horse flies, chiggers…fk, bugs in general.
Snakes
Severe weather:Thunderstorms/tornadoes
Ohh, and Hurricanes. They pretty much suck…and blow.
The beer, boating, rivers, creeks, beach, gulf, islands and bikinis aren’t bad tho.
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Agree. Yella doesn't swim in any body of water where the visibility isn't, at least, 30 feet.PurpleThrobber said:
The Throbber likes swimming in waters that don't hold creatures that can kill him.SECDAWG said:Extreme heat with high dew points and humidity. Steam room style.
Mosquitoes, deer flies, horse flies, chiggers…fk, bugs in general.
Snakes
Severe weather:Thunderstorms/tornadoes
Ohh, and Hurricanes. They pretty much suck…and blow.
The beer, boating, rivers, creeks, beach, gulf, islands and bikinis aren’t bad tho.
This basically rules out the South for me. -
We used to beer-bong Schmidt using a transmission fluid funnel from the auto parts store.chuck said:
When I was a kid my Dad was a devoted Schmidt drinker, but swore to only buy the cans with ducks on them rather than fish. Better "taste" according to him. He wasn't kidding either.TurdBomber said:
Great Label. Shitty Beer. Like most Animal beers.chuck said:
According to my friend who transplanted here from Kentucky in the early 90s, it's spelled Buckhorn but pronounced Buckern.TurdBomber said:
Buckhorn! Holy Fuck!YellowSnow said:
Bend is making logging great again. Trucks full of pine coming down the road past Yella's house every day.RaceBannon said:I remember when the DNR fought fires
Great summer employment
The forests look great after being thinned out a bit and a bit of vegetation grows back in.
We should be employing millions of young men to thin the forests of the Western US and punch you in the face after drinking a six pack of Buckhorn lager.
Just teleported to 1975.
Learned that trick from some dormies at EWU. Shit worked.
Getting drunk on shitty beer was quite a thing in HS. -
We used to cut whatever animal was in season off the 12 pack and pin them on our tee shirts before going to a party.TurdBomber said:
We used to beer-bong Schmidt using a transmission fluid funnel from the auto parts store.chuck said:
When I was a kid my Dad was a devoted Schmidt drinker, but swore to only buy the cans with ducks on them rather than fish. Better "taste" according to him. He wasn't kidding either.TurdBomber said:
Great Label. Shitty Beer. Like most Animal beers.chuck said:
According to my friend who transplanted here from Kentucky in the early 90s, it's spelled Buckhorn but pronounced Buckern.TurdBomber said:
Buckhorn! Holy Fuck!YellowSnow said:
Bend is making logging great again. Trucks full of pine coming down the road past Yella's house every day.RaceBannon said:I remember when the DNR fought fires
Great summer employment
The forests look great after being thinned out a bit and a bit of vegetation grows back in.
We should be employing millions of young men to thin the forests of the Western US and punch you in the face after drinking a six pack of Buckhorn lager.
Just teleported to 1975.
Learned that trick from some dormies at EWU. Shit worked.
Getting drunk on shitty beer was quite a thing in HS.
Great ice breaker / conversation starter.
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PurpleThrobber said:
The Throbber likes swimming in waters that don't hold creatures that can kill him.SECDAWG said:Extreme heat with high dew points and humidity. Steam room style.
Mosquitoes, deer flies, horse flies, chiggers…fk, bugs in general.
Snakes
Severe weather:Thunderstorms/tornadoes
Ohh, and Hurricanes. They pretty much suck…and blow.
The beer, boating, rivers, creeks, beach, gulf, islands and bikinis aren’t bad tho.
Because so many folks compared to the sheer volume of folks have died from something lurking in waters they can’t see below a foot in the dark, murky waters in the south waters…fucking pussies. HehYellowSnow said:
Agree. Yella doesn't swim in any body of water where the visibility isn't, at least, 30 feet.PurpleThrobber said:
The Throbber likes swimming in waters that don't hold creatures that can kill him.SECDAWG said:Extreme heat with high dew points and humidity. Steam room style.
Mosquitoes, deer flies, horse flies, chiggers…fk, bugs in general.
Snakes
Severe weather:Thunderstorms/tornadoes
Ohh, and Hurricanes. They pretty much suck…and blow.
The beer, boating, rivers, creeks, beach, gulf, islands and bikinis aren’t bad tho.
This basically rules out the South for me. -
What if a giant catfish bit off my toe ? Fuck that @SECDAWGSECDAWG said:PurpleThrobber said:
The Throbber likes swimming in waters that don't hold creatures that can kill him.SECDAWG said:Extreme heat with high dew points and humidity. Steam room style.
Mosquitoes, deer flies, horse flies, chiggers…fk, bugs in general.
Snakes
Severe weather:Thunderstorms/tornadoes
Ohh, and Hurricanes. They pretty much suck…and blow.
The beer, boating, rivers, creeks, beach, gulf, islands and bikinis aren’t bad tho.
Because so many folks compared to the sheer volume of folks have died from something lurking in waters they can’t see below a foot in the dark, murky waters in the south waters…fucking pussies. HehYellowSnow said:
Agree. Yella doesn't swim in any body of water where the visibility isn't, at least, 30 feet.PurpleThrobber said:
The Throbber likes swimming in waters that don't hold creatures that can kill him.SECDAWG said:Extreme heat with high dew points and humidity. Steam room style.
Mosquitoes, deer flies, horse flies, chiggers…fk, bugs in general.
Snakes
Severe weather:Thunderstorms/tornadoes
Ohh, and Hurricanes. They pretty much suck…and blow.
The beer, boating, rivers, creeks, beach, gulf, islands and bikinis aren’t bad tho.
This basically rules out the South for me.
Them muddy waters are narsty. -
Ha. If that would happen, we would be the first. Nothing to worry about. We’re not in Europe where they claim shit like that has happened. However, I’m not “noodling”(sticking my hands in holes and logs at the bottom of rivers) around here. Ever seen a loggerhead turtle?? They’re in abundance here and have caught some giants, like 200# and a head that wouldn’t fit in a 5 gallon bucket. Snap! Hand, arm, whatever…gone. Fk that shit. Probably the most scary thing in the bottom of these rivers here and creeks. Gators? Meh.YellowSnow said:
What if a giant catfish bit off my toe ? Fuck that @SECDAWGSECDAWG said:PurpleThrobber said:
The Throbber likes swimming in waters that don't hold creatures that can kill him.SECDAWG said:Extreme heat with high dew points and humidity. Steam room style.
Mosquitoes, deer flies, horse flies, chiggers…fk, bugs in general.
Snakes
Severe weather:Thunderstorms/tornadoes
Ohh, and Hurricanes. They pretty much suck…and blow.
The beer, boating, rivers, creeks, beach, gulf, islands and bikinis aren’t bad tho.
Because so many folks compared to the sheer volume of folks have died from something lurking in waters they can’t see below a foot in the dark, murky waters in the south waters…fucking pussies. HehYellowSnow said:
Agree. Yella doesn't swim in any body of water where the visibility isn't, at least, 30 feet.PurpleThrobber said:
The Throbber likes swimming in waters that don't hold creatures that can kill him.SECDAWG said:Extreme heat with high dew points and humidity. Steam room style.
Mosquitoes, deer flies, horse flies, chiggers…fk, bugs in general.
Snakes
Severe weather:Thunderstorms/tornadoes
Ohh, and Hurricanes. They pretty much suck…and blow.
The beer, boating, rivers, creeks, beach, gulf, islands and bikinis aren’t bad tho.
This basically rules out the South for me.
Them muddy waters are narsty. -
Growing up in AZ summer is kinda like winter in other places in that you kinda hunker down and stay inside or go in the pool. But the one thing that always sucked was getting in the hot car. Fortunately remote start is a thing now so not a huge deal.
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OFFICIAL Things You Hate About Summer Thread
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Fucking large groups of Harley riders. You can't go to Elk Lake, Cultus Lake, etc without 50 of these old, fat fucks, and their fat old ladies showing up trying to take over the place.
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Strong agree.YellowSnow said:Fucking large groups of Harley riders. You can't go to Elk Lake, Cultus Lake, etc without 50 of these old, fat fucks, and their fat old ladies showing up trying to take over the place.
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Thankfully that demographic is only about 10 years away from being gone. Harley Davidson will soon go the way of Oldsmobile.YellowSnow said:Fucking large groups of Harley riders. You can't go to Elk Lake, Cultus Lake, etc without 50 of these old, fat fucks, and their fat old ladies showing up trying to take over the place.
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Yeah, these guysm are not looking long for this world.BleachedAnusDawg said:
Thankfully that demographic is only about 10 years away from being gone. Harley Davidson will soon go the way of Oldsmobile.YellowSnow said:Fucking large groups of Harley riders. You can't go to Elk Lake, Cultus Lake, etc without 50 of these old, fat fucks, and their fat old ladies showing up trying to take over the place.
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This was me and the wife yesterday, sitting on a restaurant deck on the peninsula. We played the part of the roses…
https://youtu.be/0tNhw0Rio9s?si=8m63cyqPx7sMkWnW
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Perhaps my most favorite Cartman moment...Fishpo31 said:This was me and the wife yesterday, sitting on a restaurant deck on the peninsula. We played the part of the roses…
https://youtu.be/0tNhw0Rio9s?si=8m63cyqPx7sMkWnW
It fouled the faggy IPA I was enjoying…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipDmsxQVxIM
