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OFFICIAL Things You Hate About Summer Thread

YellowSnow
YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,233 Founders Club
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Sunscreen. Fuck I hate dealing with sunscreen.

I hate having to put that shit on the kids every fucking morning before going to summer camp.

I hate having to wipe down the Canyonero everyday god damned day to try and prevent the destruction on the black plastic and vinyl on the doors, and faux leather seats.


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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,037
    YellowSnow said:

    Sunscreen. Fuck I hate dealing with sunscreen.

    I hate having to put that shit on the kids every fucking morning before going to summer camp.

    I hate having to wipe down the Canyonero everyday god damned day to try and prevent the destruction on the black plastic and vinyl on the doors, and faux leather seats.


    There are those of the @oregonblitzkrieg mindset who allege sunscreens contain aluminum and other carcinogens - thus promoting melanomas.

    Report.decide. TTTTT, I know.

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  • Fenderbender123
    Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,989
    Paying an extra $100 for my water bill just to satisfy society's vain expectation of having green grass.
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  • Joey
    Joey Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,256 Founders Club
    I quit using it. I’ll get reddish once and then I’m fine the rest of the summer. A lot changed with me and my health during Covid… #TITTT
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  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,345 Founders Club
    PurpleThrobber said:

    YellowSnow said:

    Sunscreen. Fuck I hate dealing with sunscreen.

    I hate having to put that shit on the kids every fucking morning before going to summer camp.

    I hate having to wipe down the Canyonero everyday god damned day to try and prevent the destruction on the black plastic and vinyl on the doors, and faux leather seats.


    There are those of the @oregonblitzkrieg mindset who allege sunscreens contain aluminum and other carcinogens - thus promoting melanomas.

    Report.decide. TTTTT, I know.

    I do believe this
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,233 Founders Club
    JoeEDangerously said:

    I quit using it. I’ll get reddish once and then I’m fine the rest of the summer. A lot changed with me and my health during Covid… #TITTT

    Good luck the rest of the way!
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,233 Founders Club
    PurpleBaze said:

    Spandex Mafia

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    Agree FTG. I wear spandex and ride a road bike some times - although I'm 81% on the dirt now - but when I do hit the pavement it's wide ass shoulders where no automobile operator could possibly get annoyed. Fortunately, I live in an area where cars and bikes usually can live a happy coexistence. But in Seattle? Fuck that.
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,233 Founders Club
    BleachedAnusDawg said:

    Things I hate about summer:

    • Not having a boat
    • Too short of a season in PNW
    • Listening to the PNW pussies whine when it's warmer than 80 degrees / it doesn't rain for a week. Fuck, I hate the people who live here.
    I was lucky that my best fren from college owned a sail boat moored on Lake Union, and my brother-in-law had a douchey master craft with a private marina/ beach on Lake Sammamish.
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  • coronabruin
    coronabruin Member Posts: 1,491
    #NewsTips
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  • Fishpo31
    Fishpo31 Member Posts: 2,627
    PurpleThrobber said:

    YellowSnow said:

    Sunscreen. Fuck I hate dealing with sunscreen.

    I hate having to put that shit on the kids every fucking morning before going to summer camp.

    I hate having to wipe down the Canyonero everyday god damned day to try and prevent the destruction on the black plastic and vinyl on the doors, and faux leather seats.


    There are those of the @oregonblitzkrieg mindset who allege sunscreens contain aluminum and other carcinogens - thus promoting melanomas.

    Report.decide. TTTTT, I know.

    It also contains something that, when combined with rosin, produces very high spin rates when you apply it to a baseball…TITTBB…
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  • Fishpo31
    Fishpo31 Member Posts: 2,627
    I never used sunscreen when young, but now use it all the tim
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,233 Founders Club
    chuck said:

    I live in the gorge. I just hate people in general during the summer. I wish you all would go away and not return. Bicyclists, bikers, millennials driving mom and dad's BMWs, red necks driving their jacked up pavement princess trucks with attitude in anger at the tourists...all of it and all of them. Just go back to whatever retard land you all came from.

    I feel ya' pod. My little logging camp is over run with Kalifags all summer long.

    But I guess it's a symptom of living in an area with great outdoor recreation opportunities.
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  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam
    I hate getting up at 3:00 to go fishing. Daylight at 8:30 is way better than 4:30 when you're old and soft.

    I did have 2 fish in the box at 9 o'clock the other day and was home and working on a nice buzz before noon - so I guess it's not all bad.
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  • 1to392831weretaken
    1to392831weretaken Member Posts: 7,696
    I hate that my kids are home every day and stay up late every night.
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  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,035 Standard Supporter
    BleachedAnusDawg said:

    Things I hate about summer:

    • Not having a boat
    • Too short of a season in PNW
    • Listening to the PNW pussies whine when it's warmer than 80 degrees / it doesn't rain for a week. Fuck, I hate the people who live here.
    You speak for thousands.
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  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,035 Standard Supporter
    Thunder storms in E. WA when minutes earlier it was 85 and sunny.
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  • booker14
    booker14 Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 184 Swaye's Wigwam
    Insect repellent. Where I live you pretty much need it in the PM. Thank goodness I discovered Picaridin which is much better DEET. It doesn't melt plastic/nylon.
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  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,675 Swaye's Wigwam
    YellowSnow said:

    chuck said:

    I live in the gorge. I just hate people in general during the summer. I wish you all would go away and not return. Bicyclists, bikers, millennials driving mom and dad's BMWs, red necks driving their jacked up pavement princess trucks with attitude in anger at the tourists...all of it and all of them. Just go back to whatever retard land you all came from.

    I feel ya' pod. My little logging camp is over run with Kalifags all summer long.

    But I guess it's a symptom of living in an area with great outdoor recreation opportunities.
    You willingly chose to live amongst Oregonians Yella. I try to avoid them by staying north of the river but they keep finding ways across.
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,233 Founders Club
    chuck said:

    YellowSnow said:

    chuck said:

    I live in the gorge. I just hate people in general during the summer. I wish you all would go away and not return. Bicyclists, bikers, millennials driving mom and dad's BMWs, red necks driving their jacked up pavement princess trucks with attitude in anger at the tourists...all of it and all of them. Just go back to whatever retard land you all came from.

    I feel ya' pod. My little logging camp is over run with Kalifags all summer long.

    But I guess it's a symptom of living in an area with great outdoor recreation opportunities.
    You willingly chose to live amongst Oregonians Yella. I try to avoid them by staying north of the river but they keep finding ways across.
    There’s no White Wakanda is Washington though. Is what it is.
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  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,035 Standard Supporter
    LebamDawg said:

    construction season - long lines waiting for the one open lane. Going past the construction and no one is fucking working. it is like they had the road crew in to fuck up traffic and forgot the actual work crew.

    Methinks we have a thread winner here.
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  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,258 Founders Club
    My list of things to hate:

    Sunscreen. I go through one bottle in a day because I’m so fat. I wear a lot of Patagonia UV shirts when at the beach or by the pool.

    Humidity. You PNW remnants don’t know how good you got it.

    Fat people (besides myself). Just because the normal people are wearing shorts and sports bras doesn’t give you permission to do the same. Body positivity is not a thing at your morbidly obese weight.

    Mosquitos, chiggers, and any other bugs that bite me and make me itch.

    Rain. It’s fucking summer, it’s not supposed to rain.
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