Alright fellas! Here ya go!
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What could go wrong?DerekJohnson said:
They now allow stewardesses to carry taser gunsYellowSnow said:
A people so utterly lacking in airplane etiquette. Makes me never want to go back.DerekJohnson said:
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Buck Naked's got nothing on Dick Marx for the porn star name HOFDerekJohnson said:
I read an article awhile ago where there was a passenger on Korean Air that needed to be subdued and Richard Marx helped do so. Marx complained on social media about it and the president of Korean Air offered him a public apology.YellowSnow said:
Thank god !!!DerekJohnson said:
They now allow stewardesses to carry taser gunsYellowSnow said:
A people so utterly lacking in airplane etiquette. Makes me never want to go back.DerekJohnson said:
(I'm thinking 2024) -
Exit row windowJoeEDangerously said:Aisle. Too tall for the window.
Saw Todd McCullough on a plane once. He ha the window. Looked like hell to me -
Tommy and I once had a running joke about how Rear Admiral would be a great name for a gay porn movie.dnc said:
Buck Naked's got nothing on Dick Marx for the porn star name HOFDerekJohnson said:
I read an article awhile ago where there was a passenger on Korean Air that needed to be subdued and Richard Marx helped do so. Marx complained on social media about it and the president of Korean Air offered him a public apology.YellowSnow said:
Thank god !!!DerekJohnson said:
They now allow stewardesses to carry taser gunsYellowSnow said:
A people so utterly lacking in airplane etiquette. Makes me never want to go back.DerekJohnson said:
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Window emergency exit row is the correct answer; especially on those plane where there is no seat in front of you. GLORIOUS
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I disagree for 2 reasons.NCDaWg38 said:Window emergency exit row is the correct answer; especially on those plane where there is no seat in front of you. GLORIOUS
A - your tray table is in the armrest and takes away room on your seat. Any fat ass will agree.
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Fly JSX if you can! If I have to fly cattle call, isle.whlinder said:
Imagine using United First Class as a flex when your airport is served by Lufthansa’s First and Emirates’ A380 First.Swaye said:All this middle seat hot talk makes me realize what a bunch of peasants I hang out with. First class, which is all I fly, it doesn't matter which seat, just bring me my Bailey's rocks. Can't imagine flying with the all the cattle in the back. These are the perks of working at Orkin when we have the United contract. We're hiring!
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Mile High vibrators?DerekJohnson said:
They now allow stewardesses to carry taser gunsYellowSnow said:
A people so utterly lacking in airplane etiquette. Makes me never want to go back.DerekJohnson said:
(I'm thinking 2024) -
I've ignored the rule against bringing mini bottles onboard more than once
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Correct answer for me: 17C or 17D on Alaska 737.
This is the aisle, second exit row. So added legroom and row 16 can’t recline.
HTH
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Alaska 737 exit row superiority guy...BennyBeaver said:Correct answer for me: 17C or 17D on Alaska 737.
This is the aisle, second exit row. So added legroom and row 16 can’t recline.
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EdgyFire_Marshall_Bill said:I've ignored the rule against bringing mini bottles onboard more than once
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I just flew Qatar Airways followed by United on flights back to back a few weeks ago. Window for sleeping purposes.
Night and day... Alabama vs. Nevada Wolfpack. Playing the same sport, kind of. Ha. International airlines are a whole different level.
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This is row 21 on United narrowbodies. I too go for the second exit row (or only exit row on A319s). But window is my skrong preference.BennyBeaver said:Correct answer for me: 17C or 17D on Alaska 737.
This is the aisle, second exit row. So added legroom and row 16 can’t recline.
HTH
Edit on international or other planes I use SeatGuru.com
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BennyBeaver said:
EdgyFire_Marshall_Bill said:I've ignored the rule against bringing mini bottles onboard more than once
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I recently flew back from Asia and got stuck with the middle seat in the middle section of a 9 seat layout (two aisles) after changing my flight dates last minute.
Originally I was dreading that seat for a 10 hour overnight flight, but it had its perks.
1. You can get served from the food/drink carts from either aisle, thus getting twice the chance of good service.
2. You can take turns annoying the people on either side of you to get up to use the can.
3. When it's time to unload you can choose which aisle to take, just in case somebody as fat as fetters is plodding slowly in one.
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That fucking guy!HairyBallsDawg said:I recently flew back from Asia and got stuck with the middle seat in the middle section of a 9 seat layout (two aisles) after changing my flight dates last minute.
Originally I was dreading that seat for a 10 hour overnight flight, but it had its perks.
1. You can get served from the food/drink carts from either aisle, thus getting twice the chance of good service.
2. You can take turns annoying the people on either side of you to get up to use the can.
3. When it's time to unload you can choose which aisle to take, just in case somebody as fat as fetters is plodding slowly in one.
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Holy Fetters!PurpleBaze said:
That fucking guy!HairyBallsDawg said:I recently flew back from Asia and got stuck with the middle seat in the middle section of a 9 seat layout (two aisles) after changing my flight dates last minute.
Originally I was dreading that seat for a 10 hour overnight flight, but it had its perks.
1. You can get served from the food/drink carts from either aisle, thus getting twice the chance of good service.
2. You can take turns annoying the people on either side of you to get up to use the can.
3. When it's time to unload you can choose which aisle to take, just in case somebody as fat as fetters is plodding slowly in one. -
BennyBeaver said:
Holy Fetters!PurpleBaze said:
That fucking guy!HairyBallsDawg said:I recently flew back from Asia and got stuck with the middle seat in the middle section of a 9 seat layout (two aisles) after changing my flight dates last minute.
Originally I was dreading that seat for a 10 hour overnight flight, but it had its perks.
1. You can get served from the food/drink carts from either aisle, thus getting twice the chance of good service.
2. You can take turns annoying the people on either side of you to get up to use the can.
3. When it's time to unload you can choose which aisle to take, just in case somebody as fat as fetters is plodding slowly in one.
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Can you imagine the skidmarks left on the seat and in the bowl after Fetters purges his extra-cheesy double-decker Nachos from the airport Chili's?
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You have quite the imagination.Geevis_and_Butthead said:
Can you imagine the skidmarks left on the seat and in the bowl after Fetters purges his extra-cheesy double-decker Nachos from the airport Chili's? -
Huh?HairyBallsDawg said:I recently flew back from Asia and got stuck with the middle seat in the middle section of a 9 seat layout (two aisles) after changing my flight dates last minute.
Originally I was dreading that seat for a 10 hour overnight flight, but it had its perks.
1. You can get served from the food/drink carts from either aisle, thus getting twice the chance of good service.
2. You can take turns annoying the people on either side of you to get up to use the can.
3. When it's time to unload you can choose which aisle to take, just in case somebody as fat as fetters is plodding slowly in one. -
Lot of fat phobic haters in this thread!
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Are really going to do it??? I’m so excited for you! You’ll have a marvelous time. It’s an amazing country.DerekJohnson said:
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Doog_de_Jour said:
Are really going to do it??? I’m so excited for you! You’ll have a marvelous time. It’s an amazing country.DerekJohnson said:
(I'm thinking 2024)
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Used to be myself. On our way back from a trip back east, we went cheap and chose one of those "go the wrong direction before going in the right direction" flights. So landed in Hotlanta. Sun was shining on the side of the plane I was on. It was hot. Like an oven. I thought it was the sun. It wasn't. It was the plane. Dude in front of me on an old piece of shit 737 reclined all the way back as far as possible so I could draw a picture on his head. 6 hours of that. Sweating, irritable, baking like a potato the entire way and this fucker fell asleep in my lap the second he hit the seat and didn't move until we landed.whlinder said:Window 100 times out of 100.
I am a geography and plane geek. I want to look out.
THAT experience turned me into an aisle guy. I'll never do a window ever, ever, ever again. I almost violated FAA rules on that flight. -
How long ago was that? The amount of recline allowed continues to decrease, which is fine with me. Though I haven't had to deal with that in a while since I usually end up in an exit row/leg room coach/business class where it doesn't matter.creepycoug said:
Used to be myself. On our way back from a trip back east, we went cheap and chose one of those "go the wrong direction before going in the right direction" flights. So landed in Hotlanta. Sun was shining on the side of the plane I was on. It was hot. Like an oven. I thought it was the sun. It wasn't. It was the plane. Dude in front of me on an old piece of shit 737 reclined all the way back as far as possible so I could draw a picture on his head. 6 hours of that. Sweating, irritable, baking like a potato the entire way and this fucker fell asleep in my lap the second he hit the seat and didn't move until we landed.whlinder said:Window 100 times out of 100.
I am a geography and plane geek. I want to look out.
THAT experience turned me into an aisle guy. I'll never do a window ever, ever, ever again. I almost violated FAA rules on that flight.
Why I like to look out the window, CSB time:
Flying back from Qatar in May through Istanbul was an overnight flight from Doha to IST connecting to my flight to DC. (I love this flight since it functions as a west bound redeye where I can sleep for 8 hours, land at noon in DC and be back on east coast time)
I snooze a little on the DOH-IST flight and wake up as the sun starts to rise. I look out the window and see... mountains. And in the distance can't quite tell if it's the Mediterranean or haze. I pull up flight aware to see where I am, which is right around the Syria-Turkey border. Just beautiful looking out.
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I think there’s probably 3-5 serial killers hanging out herentxduck said:
Serial killer behaviorTheHB said:Short flight, window. Long flight, aisle.
No good stories really, except the time I was flying with my wife and we booked the aisle and windows seats thinking we’d either get an empty seat between us or could trade with the middle seat person if necessary. (This was in the days of flights not being packed to the gills with riff raff).
Middle seat person showed up and wouldn’t trade. “I like having both armrests, and it will do you two good to have some distance between you for the next couple hours.” Not saying she was wrong, but you can be right and still be a dick. -
Obese, pleaseCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Lot of fat phobic haters in this thread!
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Metabolically divergent, you bigot.dnc said:
