Key West, Florida
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People forget that Jim was from Melbourne, Florida.creepycoug said:
West coast beaches suck balls. But if you’re into that, then have it.RaceBannon said:
I've been to South Florida twice Fidelcreepycoug said:
Like we said: scenery is great. I’ve stayed at the Ritz at Laguna Nigel. Nice. Water? Trashy af. It’s for people who don’t know any better. Like you and Race.YellowSnow said:
Exactly. Yella's always right about the Redneck Rivera.PurpleThrobber said:
you're goddamned right.YellowSnow said:PurpleThrobber said:The only thing Cali Pacific Ocean water is good for is shrinkage. Beaches are adequate unless you’re into get sandblasted.
Too fucking cold.
@creepycoug is right. Gulf coast waters and Atlantic beaches up to North Carolina are the shit.
@creepycoug you can collect your contingent fee now. This case is closed.
Meanwhile I got hitched on the north end of main Laguna Beach below the ciffs and palms. Stunning and classy AF.
Miami in 84 and West Palm in 99.
California is better
It just is
Ski slopes an hour from the beach
Florida is a reclaimed swamp with bugs
He had to get the hell out and swim in the waters of Southern California to make something of himself.
The west is the best.
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Holy shit, your picture shows the gazebo at Heisler Park, which is where I married my bride...and, after a early AM flight tomorrow, I will be having a margarita or 4 at Las Brisas...csbYellowSnow said:
Exactly. Yella's always right about the Redneck Rivera.PurpleThrobber said:
you're goddamned right.YellowSnow said:PurpleThrobber said:The only thing Cali Pacific Ocean water is good for is shrinkage. Beaches are adequate unless you’re into get sandblasted.
Too fucking cold.
@creepycoug is right. Gulf coast waters and Atlantic beaches up to North Carolina are the shit.
@creepycoug you can collect your contingent fee now. This case is closed.
Meanwhile I got hitched on the north end of main Laguna Beach below the ciffs and palms. Stunning and classy AF.
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Yep, @Fishpo31 , Yella Wedding 2.0 was on the beach right below Heisler Park, with reception at Las Brisas thereafter. It was a smaller, 30 person affair. We both spent a lot of time in Laguna Beach, respectively, growing up, so it seemed like the logical place.Fishpo31 said:r
Holy shit, your picture shows the gazebo at Heisler Park, which is where I married my bride...and, after a early AM flight tomorrow, I will be having a margarita or 4 at Las Brisas...csbYellowSnow said:
Exactly. Yella's always right about the Redneck Rivera.PurpleThrobber said:
you're goddamned right.YellowSnow said:PurpleThrobber said:The only thing Cali Pacific Ocean water is good for is shrinkage. Beaches are adequate unless you’re into get sandblasted.
Too fucking cold.
@creepycoug is right. Gulf coast waters and Atlantic beaches up to North Carolina are the shit.
@creepycoug you can collect your contingent fee now. This case is closed.
Meanwhile I got hitched on the north end of main Laguna Beach below the ciffs and palms. Stunning and classy AF.
I will freely admit my confirmation bias towards Cali-fag beaches is strong in this one, just as @creepycoug is a Caribbean Messican and likes swimming in a hot tub. -
It was 2.0 for us as well, with reception at the in laws nearby. I took my last piss as a single man at Las Brisas...we are headed down there to celebrate our anniversaryYellowSnow said:
Yep, @Fishpo31 , Yella Wedding 2.0 was on the beach right below Heisler Park, with reception at Las Brisas thereafter. It was a smaller, 30 person affair. We both spent a lot of time in Laguna Beach, respectively, growing up, so it seemed like the logical place.Fishpo31 said:r
Holy shit, your picture shows the gazebo at Heisler Park, which is where I married my bride...and, after a early AM flight tomorrow, I will be having a margarita or 4 at Las Brisas...csbYellowSnow said:
Exactly. Yella's always right about the Redneck Rivera.PurpleThrobber said:
you're goddamned right.YellowSnow said:PurpleThrobber said:The only thing Cali Pacific Ocean water is good for is shrinkage. Beaches are adequate unless you’re into get sandblasted.
Too fucking cold.
@creepycoug is right. Gulf coast waters and Atlantic beaches up to North Carolina are the shit.
@creepycoug you can collect your contingent fee now. This case is closed.
Meanwhile I got hitched on the north end of main Laguna Beach below the ciffs and palms. Stunning and classy AF.
I will freely admit my confirmation bias towards Cali-fag beaches is strong in this one, just as @creepycoug is a Caribbean Messican and likes swimming in a hot tub.
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YellowSnow said:
People forget that Jim was from Melbourne, Florida.creepycoug said:
West coast beaches suck balls. But if you’re into that, then have it.RaceBannon said:
I've been to South Florida twice Fidelcreepycoug said:
Like we said: scenery is great. I’ve stayed at the Ritz at Laguna Nigel. Nice. Water? Trashy af. It’s for people who don’t know any better. Like you and Race.YellowSnow said:
Exactly. Yella's always right about the Redneck Rivera.PurpleThrobber said:
you're goddamned right.YellowSnow said:PurpleThrobber said:The only thing Cali Pacific Ocean water is good for is shrinkage. Beaches are adequate unless you’re into get sandblasted.
Too fucking cold.
@creepycoug is right. Gulf coast waters and Atlantic beaches up to North Carolina are the shit.
@creepycoug you can collect your contingent fee now. This case is closed.
Meanwhile I got hitched on the north end of main Laguna Beach below the ciffs and palms. Stunning and classy AF.
Miami in 84 and West Palm in 99.
California is better
It just is
Ski slopes an hour from the beach
Florida is a reclaimed swamp with bugs
He had to get the hell out and swim in the waters of Southern California to make something of himself.
The west is the best.

This is what I get for trying help provincial simpletons expand their horizons.
I could blindfold myself and take you out on a boat in the Keys and show you beaches and swimming that would make you seriously reconsider ever coming back out here. If we were talking about Oahu, this would be an interesting discussion. But this is like Roadie's take on Sean Taylor @whlinder : fully retarded and boring.
I have two rules when swimming in the lower 48: west coast, fresh water is for swimming and salt water is for walking nearby for perspective; Florida, fresh water is for avoiding and salt water is for swimming.
I'm right; you and Race are wrong. Again. Boom! Facts. Swim in Cali with the fags if you want. I know where I'm going. -
https://antiquefishingreels.com/wp-content/uploads/ted-williams-fishing-baseball-4.jpgYellowSnow said:
People forget that Jim was from Melbourne, Florida.creepycoug said:
West coast beaches suck balls. But if you’re into that, then have it.RaceBannon said:
I've been to South Florida twice Fidelcreepycoug said:
Like we said: scenery is great. I’ve stayed at the Ritz at Laguna Nigel. Nice. Water? Trashy af. It’s for people who don’t know any better. Like you and Race.YellowSnow said:
Exactly. Yella's always right about the Redneck Rivera.PurpleThrobber said:
you're goddamned right.YellowSnow said:PurpleThrobber said:The only thing Cali Pacific Ocean water is good for is shrinkage. Beaches are adequate unless you’re into get sandblasted.
Too fucking cold.
@creepycoug is right. Gulf coast waters and Atlantic beaches up to North Carolina are the shit.
@creepycoug you can collect your contingent fee now. This case is closed.
Meanwhile I got hitched on the north end of main Laguna Beach below the ciffs and palms. Stunning and classy AF.
Miami in 84 and West Palm in 99.
California is better
It just is
Ski slopes an hour from the beach
Florida is a reclaimed swamp with bugs
He had to get the hell out and swim in the waters of Southern California to make something of himself.
The west is the best.
https://antiquefishingreels.com/wp-content/uploads/ted-williams-fishing-baseball-4.jpg
San Diego born Ted Williams disagrees.
Nice cargo shorts too
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Teddy Ballgame of the MFL…(Major Fucking League)PurpleThrobber said:
https://antiquefishingreels.com/wp-content/uploads/ted-williams-fishing-baseball-4.jpgYellowSnow said:
People forget that Jim was from Melbourne, Florida.creepycoug said:
West coast beaches suck balls. But if you’re into that, then have it.RaceBannon said:
I've been to South Florida twice Fidelcreepycoug said:
Like we said: scenery is great. I’ve stayed at the Ritz at Laguna Nigel. Nice. Water? Trashy af. It’s for people who don’t know any better. Like you and Race.YellowSnow said:
Exactly. Yella's always right about the Redneck Rivera.PurpleThrobber said:
you're goddamned right.YellowSnow said:PurpleThrobber said:The only thing Cali Pacific Ocean water is good for is shrinkage. Beaches are adequate unless you’re into get sandblasted.
Too fucking cold.
@creepycoug is right. Gulf coast waters and Atlantic beaches up to North Carolina are the shit.
@creepycoug you can collect your contingent fee now. This case is closed.
Meanwhile I got hitched on the north end of main Laguna Beach below the ciffs and palms. Stunning and classy AF.
Miami in 84 and West Palm in 99.
California is better
It just is
Ski slopes an hour from the beach
Florida is a reclaimed swamp with bugs
He had to get the hell out and swim in the waters of Southern California to make something of himself.
The west is the best.
https://antiquefishingreels.com/wp-content/uploads/ted-williams-fishing-baseball-4.jpg
San Diego born Ted Williams disagrees.
Nice cargo shorts too
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Ted MF Williams >>> Jim Sissy Boy Morrison in every way. If he’d wanted to, Ballgame could have taken Morrison’s spot with the Doors.PurpleThrobber said:
https://antiquefishingreels.com/wp-content/uploads/ted-williams-fishing-baseball-4.jpgYellowSnow said:
People forget that Jim was from Melbourne, Florida.creepycoug said:
West coast beaches suck balls. But if you’re into that, then have it.RaceBannon said:
I've been to South Florida twice Fidelcreepycoug said:
Like we said: scenery is great. I’ve stayed at the Ritz at Laguna Nigel. Nice. Water? Trashy af. It’s for people who don’t know any better. Like you and Race.YellowSnow said:
Exactly. Yella's always right about the Redneck Rivera.PurpleThrobber said:
you're goddamned right.YellowSnow said:PurpleThrobber said:The only thing Cali Pacific Ocean water is good for is shrinkage. Beaches are adequate unless you’re into get sandblasted.
Too fucking cold.
@creepycoug is right. Gulf coast waters and Atlantic beaches up to North Carolina are the shit.
@creepycoug you can collect your contingent fee now. This case is closed.
Meanwhile I got hitched on the north end of main Laguna Beach below the ciffs and palms. Stunning and classy AF.
Miami in 84 and West Palm in 99.
California is better
It just is
Ski slopes an hour from the beach
Florida is a reclaimed swamp with bugs
He had to get the hell out and swim in the waters of Southern California to make something of himself.
The west is the best.
https://antiquefishingreels.com/wp-content/uploads/ted-williams-fishing-baseball-4.jpg
San Diego born Ted Williams disagrees.
Nice cargo shorts too
Case closed. Thanks Throbber. Sometimes you just gotta go to the big guns.


