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Okay fellas! Describe the first time you had sex!

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  • GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,499 Standard Supporter
    LawDawg1 said:

    I lost my virginity to my best friends gf at 17 in a hot tub on Halloween. We're still buds he married another chick

    your best friend is gluten free?
    No, like Gerald Franklin or Giorgio Fizzioerelli
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,150 Standard Supporter

    I lost my virginity to my best friends gf at 17 in a hot tub on Halloween. We're still buds he married another chick

    Did she have nuclear boots and drip dry gloves?

    Did she dance beneath the starry sky?
  • FireCohenFireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

    I lost my virginity to my best friends at 17 in a hot tub on Halloween. We're still buds he married another chick

  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 23,207

    With someone?

    Yes. Very different dates. Good point.
  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 23,207

    I lost my virginity to my best friends gf at 17 in a hot tub on Halloween. We're still buds he married another chick

    17?
  • chuckchuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,043 Swaye's Wigwam
    Fishpo31 said:

    chuck said:

    All I remember is it was dark, smelly and sloppy, I fell asleep, then I wanted to cry for days.

    You lost your virginity in Gorst?
    It's always easy to tell who has been there and who hasn't.
  • CFetters_Nacho_LoverCFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,331 Founders Club
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,949
    FireCohen said:

    I lost my virginity to my best friends at 17 in a hot tub on Halloween. We're still buds he married another chick

    Nice post you retarded dork
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,949

    I lost my virginity to my best friends gf at 17 in a hot tub on Halloween. We're still buds he married another chick

    17?
    My goal in life is to be your son in law
  • rustysavagerustysavage Member Posts: 942

    I lost my virginity to my best friend at 17 in a hot tub on Halloween. We're still buds he married a chick

    Fixed
  • rustysavagerustysavage Member Posts: 942
    16. After school in my cousin's apartment (across street from campus) that I'd use to try n get pussy after skool, before they got home from work. Had a home basketball game that night at 7. Went thru two 3 packs of rubbers within a hour and a half tops. Had the energy of a Xanax overdose victim by game time and stunk it up from what I remember. The lucky lady was a cheerleader n I kept remembering how I wished the fuckin game would end so I could take a shower n maybe get laid again before her curfew. Between the sex juices and the ball sweat from my game, the smell I had goin on when I finally got undressed was a truly unique kind of foul.

    Last bit... she was the coach's daughter, which obviously ended up backfiring on me just like my dad said it would when he somehow found out we were doin that.
  • Ice_HolmvikIce_Holmvik Member Posts: 2,912
    It was quite nice. If I close my eyes I can still smell the mix of outboard oil and gas mixed with catfish from the carpet in the family van. Visually I don't remember much as family tradition requires first timers to be blind folded. I do remember getting to have an apple on a string to enjoy at the time and afterwards I couldn't sit for 2 weeks.
  • EwaDawgEwaDawg Member Posts: 4,207

    Between the sex juices and the ball sweat from my game, the smell I had goin on when I finally got undressed was a truly unique kind of foul.



    This might be the fucking grossest thing ive ever read

    Too rushed to actually take a shower after the game? I am not fucking Casanova, but still. . . . . . . . . . . . .

    Okay, I re-read it and you did take a shower. Who bathed you? Grandpa Sankey?
  • CarlosDangerCarlosDanger Member Posts: 204
    FireCohen said:

    chuck said:

    All I remember is it was dark, smelly and sloppy, I fell asleep, then I wanted to cry for days.

    Did he shat on your chest?
    You didn't think Chuck got the nickname "Cleveland Steamer" from selling carpet shampoo systems, did you?
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