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Okay fellas! Describe the first time you had sex!

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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662

    I lost my virginity to my best friends gf at 17 in a hot tub on Halloween. We're still buds he married another chick

    17?
    My goal in life is to be your son in law
  • rustysavage
    rustysavage Member Posts: 942

    I lost my virginity to my best friend at 17 in a hot tub on Halloween. We're still buds he married a chick

    Fixed
  • rustysavage
    rustysavage Member Posts: 942
    16. After school in my cousin's apartment (across street from campus) that I'd use to try n get pussy after skool, before they got home from work. Had a home basketball game that night at 7. Went thru two 3 packs of rubbers within a hour and a half tops. Had the energy of a Xanax overdose victim by game time and stunk it up from what I remember. The lucky lady was a cheerleader n I kept remembering how I wished the fuckin game would end so I could take a shower n maybe get laid again before her curfew. Between the sex juices and the ball sweat from my game, the smell I had goin on when I finally got undressed was a truly unique kind of foul.

    Last bit... she was the coach's daughter, which obviously ended up backfiring on me just like my dad said it would when he somehow found out we were doin that.
  • Ice_Holmvik
    Ice_Holmvik Member Posts: 2,912
    It was quite nice. If I close my eyes I can still smell the mix of outboard oil and gas mixed with catfish from the carpet in the family van. Visually I don't remember much as family tradition requires first timers to be blind folded. I do remember getting to have an apple on a string to enjoy at the time and afterwards I couldn't sit for 2 weeks.
  • EwaDawg
    EwaDawg Member Posts: 4,332

    Between the sex juices and the ball sweat from my game, the smell I had goin on when I finally got undressed was a truly unique kind of foul.



    This might be the fucking grossest thing ive ever read

    Too rushed to actually take a shower after the game? I am not fucking Casanova, but still. . . . . . . . . . . . .

    Okay, I re-read it and you did take a shower. Who bathed you? Grandpa Sankey?
  • CarlosDanger
    CarlosDanger Member Posts: 206
    FireCohen said:

    chuck said:

    All I remember is it was dark, smelly and sloppy, I fell asleep, then I wanted to cry for days.

    Did he shat on your chest?
    You didn't think Chuck got the nickname "Cleveland Steamer" from selling carpet shampoo systems, did you?
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738 Founders Club

    Between the sex juices and the ball sweat from my game, the smell I had goin on when I finally got undressed was a truly unique kind of foul.



    This might be the fucking grossest thing ive ever read

    Newer bored motto?
  • TheHB
    TheHB Member Posts: 6,457
  • RoadTrip
    RoadTrip Member Posts: 8,145

    Just touch me,’ she begged, arching impatiently against his hand. He couldn’t make either of them wait any longer. Slowly, he brought his middle finger down and slid it gently over her folds. Jasmine threw her head back. ‘God, yes. Keep going.’ He did it again, this time his fingertip slipping between and gathering her wetness. He parted her with two fingers and found the center of her universe, rubbing it in small circles. She cried out against his lips, and was lost. The taste of her, the smell of her, the feel of her so close against him, skin to skin. Time and space had no meaning anymore. There was only her.

    Nice work @StaceyAbramsDawg
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    Just touch me,’ she begged, arching impatiently against his hand. He couldn’t make either of them wait any longer. Slowly, he brought his middle finger down and slid it gently over her folds. Jasmine threw her head back. ‘God, yes. Keep going.’ He did it again, this time his fingertip slipping between and gathering her wetness. He parted her with two fingers and found the center of her universe, rubbing it in small circles. She cried out against his lips, and was lost. The taste of her, the smell of her, the feel of her so close against him, skin to skin. Time and space had no meaning anymore. There was only her.

    Dear Penthouse letters - I never thought this would happen to me ….
  • Blu82
    Blu82 Member Posts: 1,670

    Just touch me,’ she begged, arching impatiently against his hand. He couldn’t make either of them wait any longer. Slowly, he brought his middle finger down and slid it gently over her folds. Jasmine threw her head back. ‘God, yes. Keep going.’ He did it again, this time his fingertip slipping between and gathering her wetness. He parted her with two fingers and found the center of her universe, rubbing it in small circles. She cried out against his lips, and was lost. The taste of her, the smell of her, the feel of her so close against him, skin to skin. Time and space had no meaning anymore. There was only her.

    Sounds like something that actually happened in the barn.
    Was this the first time you milked a cow?
  • rustysavage
    rustysavage Member Posts: 942
    EwaDawg said:

    Between the sex juices and the ball sweat from my game, the smell I had goin on when I finally got undressed was a truly unique kind of foul.



    This might be the fucking grossest thing ive ever read

    Too rushed to actually take a shower after the game? I am not fucking Casanova, but still. . . . . . . . . . . . .

    Okay, I re-read it and you did take a shower. Who bathed you? Grandpa Sankey?
    I usually get naked before I shower...
  • BleachedAnusDawg
    BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 13,170 Standard Supporter

    It was bomb. She was naughty.

    Didn't know she died from colon cancer. What a shitty way to go.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,726 Founders Club

    It was bomb. She was naughty.

    Didn't know she died from colon cancer. What a shitty way to go.
    My dad got the colon liver special
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

    It was bomb. She was naughty.

    Didn't know she died from colon cancer. What a shitty way to go.
    My dad got the colon liver special
    Damn
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

    I have some very strong opinions on what you said here … some of it I’m not 100% sure I want to completely elaborate on

    I need to think about if I want to publicly put out some of the info I’ve heard the last few hours and connecting the dots on what I think happened

    I’m still curious about what Tequilla was so worried about sharing. I didn’t read the tl,dr post but the gist of it was that Cohen sucks. Water is wet. All of us here are aware of that. Big fucking deal.
    I have some very strong opinions on what you said here … some of it I’m not 100% sure I want to completely elaborate on

    I need to think about if I want to publicly put out some of the info I’ve heard the last few hours and connecting the dots on what I think happened

    I will keep you posted
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    Go!

    Fun question! I’d rather not say publicly for lots of practical reasons I’m sure you can imagine. This feels a little wimpy, but also prudent.