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Okay fellas! Describe the first time you had sex!

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  • GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 57,013
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    LawDawg1 said:

    I lost my virginity to my best friends gf at 17 in a hot tub on Halloween. We're still buds he married another chick

    your best friend is gluten free?
    No, like Gerald Franklin or Giorgio Fizzioerelli
    LawDawg1
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,039
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    I lost my virginity to my best friends gf at 17 in a hot tub on Halloween. We're still buds he married another chick

    Did she have nuclear boots and drip dry gloves?

    Did she dance beneath the starry sky?
    DerekJohnsonPitchfork51
  • FireCohenFireCohen Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 19,527
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    I lost my virginity to my best friends at 17 in a hot tub on Halloween. We're still buds he married another chick

    rustysavage
  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 19,974
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    With someone?

    Yes. Very different dates. Good point.
  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 19,974
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    I lost my virginity to my best friends gf at 17 in a hot tub on Halloween. We're still buds he married another chick

    17?
    Pitchfork51
  • chuckchuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,247
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    Fishpo31 said:

    chuck said:

    All I remember is it was dark, smelly and sloppy, I fell asleep, then I wanted to cry for days.

    You lost your virginity in Gorst?
    It's always easy to tell who has been there and who hasn't.
    Fishpo31BleachedAnusDawgGrundleStiltzkin
  • CFetters_Nacho_LoverCFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 19,699
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  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 24,479
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    FireCohen said:

    I lost my virginity to my best friends at 17 in a hot tub on Halloween. We're still buds he married another chick

    Nice post you retarded dork
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 24,479
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    I lost my virginity to my best friends gf at 17 in a hot tub on Halloween. We're still buds he married another chick

    17?
    My goal in life is to be your son in law
    YellowSnowBleachedAnusDawg
  • rustysavagerustysavage Member Posts: 932
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    I lost my virginity to my best friend at 17 in a hot tub on Halloween. We're still buds he married a chick

    Fixed
    Pitchfork51
  • rustysavagerustysavage Member Posts: 932
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    16. After school in my cousin's apartment (across street from campus) that I'd use to try n get pussy after skool, before they got home from work. Had a home basketball game that night at 7. Went thru two 3 packs of rubbers within a hour and a half tops. Had the energy of a Xanax overdose victim by game time and stunk it up from what I remember. The lucky lady was a cheerleader n I kept remembering how I wished the fuckin game would end so I could take a shower n maybe get laid again before her curfew. Between the sex juices and the ball sweat from my game, the smell I had goin on when I finally got undressed was a truly unique kind of foul.

    Last bit... she was the coach's daughter, which obviously ended up backfiring on me just like my dad said it would when he somehow found out we were doin that.
    Blu82
  • Ice_HolmvikIce_Holmvik Member Posts: 2,646
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    It was quite nice. If I close my eyes I can still smell the mix of outboard oil and gas mixed with catfish from the carpet in the family van. Visually I don't remember much as family tradition requires first timers to be blind folded. I do remember getting to have an apple on a string to enjoy at the time and afterwards I couldn't sit for 2 weeks.
    TrumpsWallcreepycoug
  • EwaDawgEwaDawg Member Posts: 2,875
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    Between the sex juices and the ball sweat from my game, the smell I had goin on when I finally got undressed was a truly unique kind of foul.



    This might be the fucking grossest thing ive ever read

    Too rushed to actually take a shower after the game? I am not fucking Casanova, but still. . . . . . . . . . . . .

    Okay, I re-read it and you did take a shower. Who bathed you? Grandpa Sankey?
    creepycoug
  • CarlosDangerCarlosDanger Member Posts: 111
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    FireCohen said:

    chuck said:

    All I remember is it was dark, smelly and sloppy, I fell asleep, then I wanted to cry for days.

    Did he shat on your chest?
    You didn't think Chuck got the nickname "Cleveland Steamer" from selling carpet shampoo systems, did you?
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