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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,680
    creepycoug said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    I lost my virginity to my best friends gf at 17 in a hot tub on Halloween. We're still buds he married another chick

    17?
    My goal in life is to be your son in law
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  • rustysavage
    rustysavage Member Posts: 942
    Pitchfork51 said:

    I lost my virginity to my best friend at 17 in a hot tub on Halloween. We're still buds he married a chick

    Fixed
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  • rustysavage
    rustysavage Member Posts: 942
    16. After school in my cousin's apartment (across street from campus) that I'd use to try n get pussy after skool, before they got home from work. Had a home basketball game that night at 7. Went thru two 3 packs of rubbers within a hour and a half tops. Had the energy of a Xanax overdose victim by game time and stunk it up from what I remember. The lucky lady was a cheerleader n I kept remembering how I wished the fuckin game would end so I could take a shower n maybe get laid again before her curfew. Between the sex juices and the ball sweat from my game, the smell I had goin on when I finally got undressed was a truly unique kind of foul.

    Last bit... she was the coach's daughter, which obviously ended up backfiring on me just like my dad said it would when he somehow found out we were doin that.
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  • Ice_Holmvik
    Ice_Holmvik Member Posts: 2,912
    It was quite nice. If I close my eyes I can still smell the mix of outboard oil and gas mixed with catfish from the carpet in the family van. Visually I don't remember much as family tradition requires first timers to be blind folded. I do remember getting to have an apple on a string to enjoy at the time and afterwards I couldn't sit for 2 weeks.
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  • EwaDawg
    EwaDawg Member Posts: 4,379
    longduckdong said:

    Between the sex juices and the ball sweat from my game, the smell I had goin on when I finally got undressed was a truly unique kind of foul.



    This might be the fucking grossest thing ive ever read

    Too rushed to actually take a shower after the game? I am not fucking Casanova, but still. . . . . . . . . . . . .

    Okay, I re-read it and you did take a shower. Who bathed you? Grandpa Sankey?
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  • CarlosDanger
    CarlosDanger Member Posts: 210
    FireCohen said:

    chuck said:

    All I remember is it was dark, smelly and sloppy, I fell asleep, then I wanted to cry for days.

    Did he shat on your chest?
    You didn't think Chuck got the nickname "Cleveland Steamer" from selling carpet shampoo systems, did you?
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