The Offseason Natty Thread: Portals, Assistant Coaches, Leopard Jackets, etc.
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ok can you hire the fucking staff and get to recruiting already?
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DeBoer’s dick shrinks a couple inches if he lets the dudes he’s bringing from Fresno stay there and coach the bowl gamebackthepack said:ok can you hire the fucking staff and get to recruiting already?
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"Stay tuned." Always worth a lulz...backthepack said: -
If things pan out the way they’re heading, I’ll have a raging Deboner. Holy fuck Jimmy Lake was worthless tho. Lazy fucking clown.
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Not only lazy, but also a douche. No one wanted to work for him, except for a janitor for the Jacksonville Jaguars.EsophagealFeces said:If things pan out the way they’re heading, I’ll have a raging Deboner. Holy fuck Jimmy Lake was worthless tho. Lazy fucking clown.
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Can we get this poaster into the Wam??PasadenaHuskyFan said:so here are some names:
Scotty Graham, Arizona running backs coach. New running backs coach or administrative role. Also hearing Lee Marks is coming to be the running backs coach so probably administrative role.
Michigan Offensive Analyst Kyle DeVan. Could be the new oline coach or just an analyst role.
TCU qb coach Kenny Hill Jr., new qb coach.
USC Assistant Jordan Iosefa. Could be the new linebackers coach or assistant role. Inge most likely staying at Fresno.
There is a big time name that COULD be in play at DC but I can't share publicly. If it's not him it's Orlondo Steinauer.
Chili Davis could be retained as special teams coach.
Some things are nearly confirmed.
Frank Maile, the Boise assistant head coach and Dline coach is our new Dline coach.
Kirby Moore is the new tight ends coach.
Junior Adams is being retained as WRs coach.
Ryan Grubb, Fresno OC is joining, DeBoer will also call plays and Grubb could also coach oline.
Donte Williams is coming to be co-dc and DB coach.
Courtney Morgan is the new recruiting coordinator.
Fun portal name DeBoer is after: Andres Fox, defensive lineman portaling out of stanford, has two years eligibility left. Former alabama high school 4 star, didn't play much at Stanford. Hope we get him.
DeBoer is also going to try to flip 4 star linebacker Tevarua Tafiti from Stanford. A one time rumored "silent commit" to Lake.
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At LB we have Bruener and Fo'Sho. Behind them Sirmon and Heimuli. It's not that bad. All of them are decent players who got fucked by bad coaching.NEsnake12 said:
LB and edge are by far the most shallow depth on the roster right now, and where I hope DeBoer can work the portalRaceBannon said: -
Swaye update the first post with coaching hires so I don't have to read through all this crap, thanks!
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I don't think coaching is gonna fix Sirmon being slow as fuck. Heimuli sure, if he develops. But really there's only 2 above average LBs on the entire roster. We all saw how the 2019 defense got exposed by the deficiencies at LB, can't have that againNorwegianHusky said:
At LB we have Bruener and Fo'Sho. Behind them Sirmon and Heimuli. It's not that bad. All of them are decent players who got fucked by bad coaching.NEsnake12 said:
LB and edge are by far the most shallow depth on the roster right now, and where I hope DeBoer can work the portalRaceBannon said: -
Someone give me a current update and I will. All I had from yesterday is:PurpleReign said:Swaye update the first post with coaching hires so I don't have to read through all this crap, thanks!
Morgan: Recruiting Coordinator
Grubb: Something, QB? OL? OC? I have no idea
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Are we all just going to pretend this guy doesn't look like he just killed a family on vacation? At the very least, he just walked off the set of American History X.
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Grubb and Morgan are the only 2 official ones. Steineroangardener or whatever his name at DC and Donte Williams have a lot of smoke.
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All part of the package of being Pat Hill TUFFTheHB said:Are we all just going to pretend this guy doesn't look like he just killed a family on vacation? At the very least, he just walked off the set of American History X.
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every staff needs an enforcerTheHB said:Are we all just going to pretend this guy doesn't look like he just killed a family on vacation? At the very least, he just walked off the set of American History X.
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Grubb = OC + QBsSwaye said:
Someone give me a current update and I will. All I had from yesterday is:PurpleReign said:Swaye update the first post with coaching hires so I don't have to read through all this crap, thanks!
Morgan: Recruiting Coordinator
Grubb: Something, QB? OL? OC? I have no idea
Did we add anyone else last night? -
I added the two we have to the OP and will try to update as we get confirmation of hires in this thread
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Bite the curb motherfucker
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Curb StomperCuntWaffle said:Bite the curb motherfucker
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Grubb wouldTheHB said:Are we all just going to pretend this guy doesn't look like he just killed a family on vacation? At the very least, he just walked off the set of American History X.
crawl through broken glassmurder a family on vacation for the UW job -
More drooling over Haener's mommy. I should have known.
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He was great in The Parking Space episode of SeinfeldDerekJohnson said:
Grubb wouldTheHB said:Are we all just going to pretend this guy doesn't look like he just killed a family on vacation? At the very least, he just walked off the set of American History X.
crawl through broken glassmurder a family on vacation for the UW job
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What's up with you fags and the Seinfeld references? While the cool crowd was out banging beaver at parties on campus, you maroons were safe at home with your other cuntless friends watching and memorizing lines from Seinfeld on thursday nights (then recite them the next day after class with same said friends). Then after everybody went home, you'd crank up an episode of "friends" when nobody was watching. You know who you are. You still post stupid little Seinfeld youtube clips here every thread. Get over it already. No wonder you chimps are 40 and still single.
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He also sells insurance to people with multiple DUIsTheHB said:Are we all just going to pretend this guy doesn't look like he just killed a family on vacation? At the very least, he just walked off the set of American History X.
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Bad time to point out his second appearance on the Susie episode?PurpleBaze said:What's up with you fags and the Seinfeld references? While the cool crowd was out banging beaver at parties on campus, you maroons were safe at home with your other cuntless friends watching and memorizing lines from Seinfeld on thursday nights (then recite them the next day after class with same said friends). Then after everybody went home, you'd crank up an episode of "friends" when nobody was watching. You know who you are. You still post stupid little Seinfeld youtube clips here every thread. Get over it already. No wonder you chimps are 40 and still single.
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Lol. Those old school Vern Fonk commercials were so bad at least they were memorable.bananasnblondes said:
He also sells insurance to people with multiple DUIsTheHB said:Are we all just going to pretend this guy doesn't look like he just killed a family on vacation? At the very least, he just walked off the set of American History X.
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you have his contact info? acksin for a fren.bananasnblondes said:
He also sells insurance to people with multiple DUIsTheHB said:Are we all just going to pretend this guy doesn't look like he just killed a family on vacation? At the very least, he just walked off the set of American History X.
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Fuck off. No true Seinfeld fan enjoyed Friends — not even when no one was watching. (Except to brbjo to Jennifer Aniston)PurpleBaze said:What's up with you fags and the Seinfeld references? While the cool crowd was out banging beaver at parties on campus, you maroons were safe at home with your other cuntless friends watching and memorizing lines from Seinfeld on thursday nights (then recite them the next day after class with same said friends). Then after everybody went home, you'd crank up an episode of "friends" when nobody was watching. You know who you are. You still post stupid little Seinfeld youtube clips here every thread. Get over it already. No wonder you chimps are 40 and still single.
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Whoosh.gifTheHB said:
Fuck off. No true Seinfeld fan enjoyed Friends — not even when no one was watching. (Except to brbjo to Jennifer Aniston)PurpleBaze said:What's up with you fags and the Seinfeld references? While the cool crowd was out banging beaver at parties on campus, you maroons were safe at home with your other cuntless friends watching and memorizing lines from Seinfeld on thursday nights (then recite them the next day after class with same said friends). Then after everybody went home, you'd crank up an episode of "friends" when nobody was watching. You know who you are. You still post stupid little Seinfeld youtube clips here every thread. Get over it already. No wonder you chimps are 40 and still single.
We? preferred Wings or Newsradio. -
@TheHB needs to shoot @IrishDawg22 a PM.JoeEDangerously said:
Whoosh.gifTheHB said:
Fuck off. No true Seinfeld fan enjoyed Friends — not even when no one was watching. (Except to brbjo to Jennifer Aniston)PurpleBaze said:What's up with you fags and the Seinfeld references? While the cool crowd was out banging beaver at parties on campus, you maroons were safe at home with your other cuntless friends watching and memorizing lines from Seinfeld on thursday nights (then recite them the next day after class with same said friends). Then after everybody went home, you'd crank up an episode of "friends" when nobody was watching. You know who you are. You still post stupid little Seinfeld youtube clips here every thread. Get over it already. No wonder you chimps are 40 and still single.
We? preferred Wings or Newsradio.