Mario to Miami confirmed
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When I see The Rock I don’t think cocaine is involved at this point in his life. A bucket of rhino cum a day is beyond obvious, but I don’t think that he could possibly do blow while maintaining a diet high enough in protein and calories to maintain that much muscle mass. It’s a sacrifice one must make. Take that with a grain of salt, I’m not an expert of Polynesian weight maintenance and the preeminent expert in the domain no longer posts here.HairyBallsDawg said:
Plus he can do hookers and blow with his buddy and former teammate The Rock.insinceredawg said:Feldman said in his pod recently that the odds of Mario going back to Miami go up exponentially if Torretta gets the AD gig. I think Knight will do anything he can to get him to stay but the combination of his buddy as AD and his mom's ailing health could be the difference maker. EWIWBI.
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Who on Oregon’s staff do we want when Mario Leaves? Salave’a?
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Oregon fans have spent so much tim hyping 91 Miami as the REAL champions maybe they'll just be happy to see them reunited.
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Pretty sure he used that excuse to go interview, bet he did not even see herinsinceredawg said:Feldman said on his pod recently that the odds of Mario going back to Miami go up exponentially if Torretta gets the AD gig. I think Knight will do anything he can to get him to stay but the combination of his buddy as AD and his mom's ailing health could be the difference maker. EWIWBI.
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Salave’a sucksOreDawg said:Who on Oregon’s staff do we want when Mario Leaves? Salave’a?
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This is just step one in the return of Chimp Belly.
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Would swear I saw him do blow on Ballers... but maybe it was simulated.RatherBeBrewing said:
When I see The Rock I don’t think cocaine is involved at this point in his life. A bucket of rhino cum a day is beyond obvious, but I don’t think that he could possibly do blow while maintaining a diet high enough in protein and calories to maintain that much muscle mass. It’s a sacrifice one must make. Take that with a grain of salt, I’m not an expert of Polynesian weight maintenance and the preeminent expert in the domain no longer posts here.HairyBallsDawg said:
Plus he can do hookers and blow with his buddy and former teammate The Rock.insinceredawg said:Feldman said in his pod recently that the odds of Mario going back to Miami go up exponentially if Torretta gets the AD gig. I think Knight will do anything he can to get him to stay but the combination of his buddy as AD and his mom's ailing health could be the difference maker. EWIWBI.
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To think that Miami would require him to interview is funny.FireCohen said:
Pretty sure he used that excuse to go interview, bet he did not even see herinsinceredawg said:Feldman said on his pod recently that the odds of Mario going back to Miami go up exponentially if Torretta gets the AD gig. I think Knight will do anything he can to get him to stay but the combination of his buddy as AD and his mom's ailing health could be the difference maker. EWIWBI.
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If Mario leaves, I may re-up my 247 sub on the Utah site just to revel in the Duck meltdown.
