Mario to Miami confirmed
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No chance Mario says no to his Heisman winning QB. It's not in an OL's DNA.
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One of the worst heisman winners of all time. What a blast from the past.
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Gino Torretta?! This should end well.
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The coaching musical chairs has been such a shit show this season wouldn’t surprise.
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What a shitty college QB.
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Feldman said on his pod recently that the odds of Mario going back to Miami go up exponentially if Torretta gets the AD gig. I think Knight will do anything he can to get him to stay but the combination of his buddy as AD and his mom's ailing health could be the difference maker. EWIWBI.
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After what happened to Oklahoma and ND, I doubt Oregon fans are dumb enough to be it could never happen to us!!! But you never know.
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So either Oregon loses Mario and we laugh, or uncle Phil has to pay up and we laugh.insinceredawg said:Feldman said in his pod recently that the odds of Mario going back to Miami go up exponentially if Torretta gets the AD gig. I think Knight will do anything he can to get him to stay but the combination of his buddy as AD and his mom's ailing health could be the difference maker. EWIWBI.
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Plus he can do hookers and blow with his buddy and former teammate The Rock.insinceredawg said:Feldman said in his pod recently that the odds of Mario going back to Miami go up exponentially if Torretta gets the AD gig. I think Knight will do anything he can to get him to stay but the combination of his buddy as AD and his mom's ailing health could be the difference maker. EWIWBI.
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What difference would that make?Edwin_Bambino said:After what happened to Oklahoma and ND, I doubt Oregon fans are dumb enough to be it could never happen to us!!! But you never know.
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When I see The Rock I don’t think cocaine is involved at this point in his life. A bucket of rhino cum a day is beyond obvious, but I don’t think that he could possibly do blow while maintaining a diet high enough in protein and calories to maintain that much muscle mass. It’s a sacrifice one must make. Take that with a grain of salt, I’m not an expert of Polynesian weight maintenance and the preeminent expert in the domain no longer posts here.HairyBallsDawg said:
Plus he can do hookers and blow with his buddy and former teammate The Rock.insinceredawg said:Feldman said in his pod recently that the odds of Mario going back to Miami go up exponentially if Torretta gets the AD gig. I think Knight will do anything he can to get him to stay but the combination of his buddy as AD and his mom's ailing health could be the difference maker. EWIWBI.
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Who on Oregon’s staff do we want when Mario Leaves? Salave’a?
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Oregon fans have spent so much tim hyping 91 Miami as the REAL champions maybe they'll just be happy to see them reunited.
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Pretty sure he used that excuse to go interview, bet he did not even see herinsinceredawg said:Feldman said on his pod recently that the odds of Mario going back to Miami go up exponentially if Torretta gets the AD gig. I think Knight will do anything he can to get him to stay but the combination of his buddy as AD and his mom's ailing health could be the difference maker. EWIWBI.
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Salave’a sucksOreDawg said:Who on Oregon’s staff do we want when Mario Leaves? Salave’a?
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This is just step one in the return of Chimp Belly.
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Would swear I saw him do blow on Ballers... but maybe it was simulated.RatherBeBrewing said:
When I see The Rock I don’t think cocaine is involved at this point in his life. A bucket of rhino cum a day is beyond obvious, but I don’t think that he could possibly do blow while maintaining a diet high enough in protein and calories to maintain that much muscle mass. It’s a sacrifice one must make. Take that with a grain of salt, I’m not an expert of Polynesian weight maintenance and the preeminent expert in the domain no longer posts here.HairyBallsDawg said:
Plus he can do hookers and blow with his buddy and former teammate The Rock.insinceredawg said:Feldman said in his pod recently that the odds of Mario going back to Miami go up exponentially if Torretta gets the AD gig. I think Knight will do anything he can to get him to stay but the combination of his buddy as AD and his mom's ailing health could be the difference maker. EWIWBI.
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To think that Miami would require him to interview is funny.FireCohen said:
Pretty sure he used that excuse to go interview, bet he did not even see herinsinceredawg said:Feldman said on his pod recently that the odds of Mario going back to Miami go up exponentially if Torretta gets the AD gig. I think Knight will do anything he can to get him to stay but the combination of his buddy as AD and his mom's ailing health could be the difference maker. EWIWBI.
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If Mario leaves, I may re-up my 247 sub on the Utah site just to revel in the Duck meltdown.
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Wonder if we can get the San Diego State guy…Sources said:If Mario leaves, I may re-up my 247 sub on the Utah site just to revel in the Duck meltdown.
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I think he sucks. But he also got the only linemen we wanted so far too.OreDawg said: -
Other than Willie Oregon has a pretty good track record going back to BrooksMikeSeaver said:This is just step one in the return of Chimp Belly.
I know you guys hate Helfrich but still
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coaching at oregon
'dream' job comes open in the state of florida
'couldnt turn this down, wanted to be there since i was a kid'
uncle phil will pay up!
uncle phil doesnt pay up
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Give him the massive extension now just so wittingham can go in dryrodmansrage said:coaching at oregon
'dream' job comes open in the state of florida
'couldnt turn this down, wanted to be there since i was a kid'
uncle phil will pay up!
uncle phil doesnt pay up
ive seen this before, dare i say #thescript
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Please take Fat Joe even if Mario doesn’t leave. His DL has actually been pretty good this year, but those players weren’t recruited by him and are benefiting from KT. He’s a fat waste of space like his recruits.dnc said:
Salave’a sucksOreDawg said:Who on Oregon’s staff do we want when Mario Leaves? Salave’a?
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MC is a devil you know kind of guy so I lean towards keeping him even though I hate him.AtomicDawg said:
Give him the massive extension now just so wittingham can go in dryrodmansrage said:coaching at oregon
'dream' job comes open in the state of florida
'couldnt turn this down, wanted to be there since i was a kid'
uncle phil will pay up!
uncle phil doesnt pay up
ive seen this before, dare i say #thescript
Recruits like a fucking maniac, could win his second real Pac12 title in a couple of days but his football is shit and I don’t see that changing.
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Hate Helfrich but he got another Rose Bowl/playoff win/biggest win in programs history and they kicked him out, quick.RaceBannon said:
Other than Willie Oregon has a pretty good track record going back to BrooksMikeSeaver said:This is just step one in the return of Chimp Belly.
I know you guys hate Helfrich but still
So… like you said.
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Sling got to the Natty. That's still a big deal.RaceBannon said:
Other than Willie Oregon has a pretty good track record going back to BrooksMikeSeaver said:This is just step one in the return of Chimp Belly.
I know you guys hate Helfrich but still
