What was the most fun summer of your life?
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It has kind of a Penthouse Forum vibe to it, that's for sure.Doog_de_Jour said:This thread has reminded me what giant pigs you all are.
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I tried to keep it vague and wholesome.PurpleThrobber said:
It has kind of a Penthouse Forum vibe to it, that's for sure.Doog_de_Jour said:This thread has reminded me what giant pigs you all are.
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My #2 best summer was hitting a home run to win the championship in Little League, and riding my bike to the city pool every day (not on game days, though)…is this better?YellowSnow said:
I tried to keep it vague and wholesome.PurpleThrobber said:
It has kind of a Penthouse Forum vibe to it, that's for sure.Doog_de_Jour said:This thread has reminded me what giant pigs you all are.
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Yours was fairly PG-13 as well. Wasn't till further down the thread that we went full on Pup's letters to Penthouse.Fishpo31 said:
My #2 best summer was hitting a home run to win the championship in Little League, and riding my bike to the city pool every day (not on game days, though)…is this better?YellowSnow said:
I tried to keep it vague and wholesome.PurpleThrobber said:
It has kind of a Penthouse Forum vibe to it, that's for sure.Doog_de_Jour said:This thread has reminded me what giant pigs you all are.
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This makes me feel better about withholding the story about the 2 Irish nurses…YellowSnow said:
Yours was fairly PG-13 as well. Wasn't till further down the thread that we went full on Pup's letters to Penthouse.Fishpo31 said:
My #2 best summer was hitting a home run to win the championship in Little League, and riding my bike to the city pool every day (not on game days, though)…is this better?YellowSnow said:
I tried to keep it vague and wholesome.PurpleThrobber said:
It has kind of a Penthouse Forum vibe to it, that's for sure.Doog_de_Jour said:This thread has reminded me what giant pigs you all are.
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Drugs, sex, and rock n roll. Touched em allYellowSnow said:
Yours was fairly PG-13 as well. Wasn't till further down the thread that we went full on Pup's letters to Penthouse.Fishpo31 said:
My #2 best summer was hitting a home run to win the championship in Little League, and riding my bike to the city pool every day (not on game days, though)…is this better?YellowSnow said:
I tried to keep it vague and wholesome.PurpleThrobber said:
It has kind of a Penthouse Forum vibe to it, that's for sure.Doog_de_Jour said:This thread has reminded me what giant pigs you all are.
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Backpacking through Europe solo after taking the bar. Not drinking for 3 months (studying) and then getting obliterated on absinthe on night one in Lisbon was rough, but best 8 weeks ever, hands down.
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As usual, I'm not surprised that you're not surprised.Doog_de_Jour said:This thread has reminded me what giant pigs you all are.
In my own defense I accurately described what went on. That's what 18-22 year old kids do when a large group has 3-4 months of time on their hands with minimal responsibility. -
They’ve all been pretty good. I actually remember some of them. Priest and CDA lakes in the 80’s. Many festivals, concerts, river floats in the 90’s. Detroit, Foster, Green Peter and all the Rando camp spots on Breitenbush in the 2000-10’s. And many Coast spots all the way through.
Sometimes I punched above my weight.
And then many times I tongue punched those with some weight.
Can’t say I’ve been cheated when it’s come to summer fun.
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Let me just stop you right there. There is no such thing as a 220 pound chick that isn't obeseYellowSnow said:
#MeToo1to392831weretaken said:
I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.YellowSnow said:
Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from PumpeiiBad_MotherDucker said:1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed
Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking. -
Giant?? PIGS?????Doog_de_Jour said:This thread has reminded me what giant pigs you all are.
Fat shaming is HURTFUL, DDJ!!! -
Wrong.Heres a hypothetical….Pitchfork51 said:
Let me just stop you right there. There is no such thing as a 220 pound chick that isn't obeseYellowSnow said:
#MeToo1to392831weretaken said:
I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.YellowSnow said:
Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from PumpeiiBad_MotherDucker said:1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed
Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
6’3” 220 lb player. BMI of 27.5. Overweight but not obese. Obese is over 30.0. -
@YellowSnow type of "woman" here.YellowSnow said:
Wrong.Heres a hypothetical….Pitchfork51 said:
Let me just stop you right there. There is no such thing as a 220 pound chick that isn't obeseYellowSnow said:
#MeToo1to392831weretaken said:
I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.YellowSnow said:
Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from PumpeiiBad_MotherDucker said:1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed
Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
6’3” 220 lb player. BMI of 27.5. Overweight but not obese. Obese is over 30.0.
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Yella likes em crazy and big enough to pretzel him. Dangerous but exciting I suppose.BleachedAnusDawg said:
@YellowSnow type of "woman" here.YellowSnow said:
Wrong.Heres a hypothetical….Pitchfork51 said:
Let me just stop you right there. There is no such thing as a 220 pound chick that isn't obeseYellowSnow said:
#MeToo1to392831weretaken said:
I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.YellowSnow said:
Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from PumpeiiBad_MotherDucker said:1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed
Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
6’3” 220 lb player. BMI of 27.5. Overweight but not obese. Obese is over 30.0. -
Katie Collier of UW hoops was the ideal Yella Amazon woman. 6’3”. 170 give or take.BleachedAnusDawg said:
@YellowSnow type of "woman" here.YellowSnow said:
Wrong.Heres a hypothetical….Pitchfork51 said:
Let me just stop you right there. There is no such thing as a 220 pound chick that isn't obeseYellowSnow said:
#MeToo1to392831weretaken said:
I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.YellowSnow said:
Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from PumpeiiBad_MotherDucker said:1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed
Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
6’3” 220 lb player. BMI of 27.5. Overweight but not obese. Obese is over 30.0.
Fuck you Henry Robers you douche canoe.
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6’3” is gross. I’m no Amazon like you Yella, but once they are within 2 inches of me (6’2”), I’m out.YellowSnow said:
Katie Collier of UW hoops was the ideal Yella Amazon woman. 6’3”. 170 give or take.BleachedAnusDawg said:
@YellowSnow type of "woman" here.YellowSnow said:
Wrong.Heres a hypothetical….Pitchfork51 said:
Let me just stop you right there. There is no such thing as a 220 pound chick that isn't obeseYellowSnow said:
#MeToo1to392831weretaken said:
I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.YellowSnow said:
Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from PumpeiiBad_MotherDucker said:1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed
Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
6’3” 220 lb player. BMI of 27.5. Overweight but not obese. Obese is over 30.0.
Fuck you Henry Robers you douche canoe. -
I looked up Gabby Reece thinking she might be +200 but apparently she's 170
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https://bestofcomicbooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/stacy-keibler-sexy-ass.jpgDerekJohnson said:I looked up Gabby Reece thinking she might be +200 but apparently she's 170
Stacy Kiebler....mmm. 5-11.
Close enough
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She is one of the most perfectly hot chicks I've ever seen. I used to watch that wwf dreck from time to time just to restore my mental picture.PurpleThrobber said:
https://bestofcomicbooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/stacy-keibler-sexy-ass.jpgDerekJohnson said:I looked up Gabby Reece thinking she might be +200 but apparently she's 170
Stacy Kiebler....mmm. 5-11.
Close enough -
Geriatric Gigolo?Pitchfork51 said:2007
Lived in Puerto Vallarta for 2 months "working" for the tour company for people doing their senior trips. -
#AnswerTheQuestion
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She’d be hot a 210 still. Big frame to spread it around.DerekJohnson said:I looked up Gabby Reece thinking she might be +200 but apparently she's 170
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Hurtful, my lil’ Buddy. You’re still a giant among your people.RoadDawg55 said:
6’3” is gross. I’m no Amazon like you Yella, but once they are within 2 inches of me (6’2”), I’m out.YellowSnow said:
Katie Collier of UW hoops was the ideal Yella Amazon woman. 6’3”. 170 give or take.BleachedAnusDawg said:
@YellowSnow type of "woman" here.YellowSnow said:
Wrong.Heres a hypothetical….Pitchfork51 said:
Let me just stop you right there. There is no such thing as a 220 pound chick that isn't obeseYellowSnow said:
#MeToo1to392831weretaken said:
I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.YellowSnow said:
Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from PumpeiiBad_MotherDucker said:1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed
Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
6’3” 220 lb player. BMI of 27.5. Overweight but not obese. Obese is over 30.0.
Fuck you Henry Robers you douche canoe. -
As my late father told me (privately) after being introduced to my then-6”1 girlfriend when I was in college, “Son, you better pack a ladder and a lunch”
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1981. I got my drivers license and promptly used my new mobility to find and finger bang Mary Jane Rottencrotch while on a waterskiing vacation.
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You know Harv? He was into jam bandsYellowSnow said:
I’m the biggest Dead poser of all time. Jerry died too soon!alumni94 said:The early 90's, basic jobs to keep me drinking and going to Dead shows.
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No.MikeDamone said:
You know Harv? He was into jam bandsYellowSnow said:
I’m the biggest Dead poser of all time. Jerry died too soon!alumni94 said:The early 90's, basic jobs to keep me drinking and going to Dead shows.
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Did I ask You?alumni94 said:
No.MikeDamone said:
You know Harv? He was into jam bandsYellowSnow said:
I’m the biggest Dead poser of all time. Jerry died too soon!alumni94 said:The early 90's, basic jobs to keep me drinking and going to Dead shows.
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Pics of MJR and or her queef?MikeDamone said:1981. I got my drivers license and promptly used my new mobility to find and finger bang Mary Jane Rottencrotch while on a waterskiing vacation.
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NoMikeDamone said:
Did I ask You?alumni94 said:
No.MikeDamone said:
You know Harv? He was into jam bandsYellowSnow said:
I’m the biggest Dead poser of all time. Jerry died too soon!alumni94 said:The early 90's, basic jobs to keep me drinking and going to Dead shows.
