1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed
Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from Pumpeii
I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.
#MeToo
Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
Let me just stop you right there. There is no such thing as a 220 pound chick that isn't obese
Wrong.Heres a hypothetical….
6’3” 220 lb player. BMI of 27.5. Overweight but not obese. Obese is over 30.0.
1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed
Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from Pumpeii
I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.
#MeToo
Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
Let me just stop you right there. There is no such thing as a 220 pound chick that isn't obese
Wrong.Heres a hypothetical….
6’3” 220 lb player. BMI of 27.5. Overweight but not obese. Obese is over 30.0.
1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed
Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from Pumpeii
I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.
#MeToo
Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
Let me just stop you right there. There is no such thing as a 220 pound chick that isn't obese
Wrong.Heres a hypothetical….
6’3” 220 lb player. BMI of 27.5. Overweight but not obese. Obese is over 30.0.
1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed
Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from Pumpeii
I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.
#MeToo
Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
Let me just stop you right there. There is no such thing as a 220 pound chick that isn't obese
Wrong.Heres a hypothetical….
6’3” 220 lb player. BMI of 27.5. Overweight but not obese. Obese is over 30.0.
1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed
Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from Pumpeii
I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.
#MeToo
Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
Let me just stop you right there. There is no such thing as a 220 pound chick that isn't obese
Wrong.Heres a hypothetical….
6’3” 220 lb player. BMI of 27.5. Overweight but not obese. Obese is over 30.0.
1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed
Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from Pumpeii
I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.
#MeToo
Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
Let me just stop you right there. There is no such thing as a 220 pound chick that isn't obese
Wrong.Heres a hypothetical….
6’3” 220 lb player. BMI of 27.5. Overweight but not obese. Obese is over 30.0.
As my late father told me (privately) after being introduced to my then-6”1 girlfriend when I was in college, “Son, you better pack a ladder and a lunch”
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Fat shaming is HURTFUL, DDJ!!!
6’3” 220 lb player. BMI of 27.5. Overweight but not obese. Obese is over 30.0.
Fuck you Henry Robers you douche canoe.
Stacy Kiebler....mmm. 5-11.
Close enough
2021
Didn’t expect it but, here we are!