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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,754 Founders Club
    Bad_MotherDucker said:

    YellowSnow said:

    1to392831weretaken said:

    YellowSnow said:

    Bad_MotherDucker said:

    1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed

    Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from Pumpeii
    I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.
    #MeToo

    Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
    She was about 5'2" and had a body where you can't tell where the tits end and the stomach begins
    That's some legit "whaling" right there. @Kaepsknee would be proud.
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  • Bad_MotherDucker
    Bad_MotherDucker Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,382 Swaye's Wigwam
    edited July 2021
    BleachedAnusDawg said:

    Bad_MotherDucker said:

    YellowSnow said:

    1to392831weretaken said:

    YellowSnow said:

    Bad_MotherDucker said:

    1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed

    Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from Pumpeii
    I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.
    #MeToo

    Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
    She was about 5'2" and had a body where you can't tell where the tits end and the stomach begins

    Lulz. The Coastie was a dead ringer for Munson's landlord and I had the front view. About 5 min in she says this will make it easier and pops out her dentures. Follows that up with a request that my Lil buddy quit trying to stick it in her ass.


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  • BleachedAnusDawg
    BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 13,798 Standard Supporter
    YellowSnow said:

    Bad_MotherDucker said:

    BleachedAnusDawg said:

    Bad_MotherDucker said:

    YellowSnow said:

    1to392831weretaken said:

    YellowSnow said:

    Bad_MotherDucker said:

    1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed

    Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from Pumpeii
    I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.
    #MeToo

    Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
    She was about 5'2" and had a body where you can't tell where the tits end and the stomach begins

    Lulz. The Coastie was a dead ringer for Munson's landlord and I had the front view. About 5 min in she says this will make it easier and pops out her dentures. Follows that up with a request that my Lil buddy quit trying to stick it in her ass.


    I nominate to @Bad_MotherDucker to be our new Pumpeii.
    Give the man the higher discussion board!
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,754 Founders Club
    BleachedAnusDawg said:

    YellowSnow said:

    Bad_MotherDucker said:

    BleachedAnusDawg said:

    Bad_MotherDucker said:

    YellowSnow said:

    1to392831weretaken said:

    YellowSnow said:

    Bad_MotherDucker said:

    1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed

    Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from Pumpeii
    I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.
    #MeToo

    Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
    She was about 5'2" and had a body where you can't tell where the tits end and the stomach begins

    Lulz. The Coastie was a dead ringer for Munson's landlord and I had the front view. About 5 min in she says this will make it easier and pops out her dentures. Follows that up with a request that my Lil buddy quit trying to stick it in her ass.


    I nominate to @Bad_MotherDucker to be our new Pumpeii.
    Give the man the higher discussion board!
    Cock yogurt is the new ball sauce!!
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,688
    YellowSnow said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    2007
    Lived in Puerto Vallarta for 2 months "working" for the tour company for people doing their senior trips.

    Sounds illegal to me.
    Not if you're a Mexican. I was bestowed that honor by obk
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