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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,136 Standard Supporter
    Doog_de_Jour said:

    This thread has reminded me what giant pigs you all are.

    It has kind of a Penthouse Forum vibe to it, that's for sure.

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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,341 Founders Club
    PurpleThrobber said:

    Doog_de_Jour said:

    This thread has reminded me what giant pigs you all are.

    It has kind of a Penthouse Forum vibe to it, that's for sure.

    I tried to keep it vague and wholesome.
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  • Fishpo31
    Fishpo31 Member Posts: 2,641
    YellowSnow said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    Doog_de_Jour said:

    This thread has reminded me what giant pigs you all are.

    It has kind of a Penthouse Forum vibe to it, that's for sure.

    I tried to keep it vague and wholesome.
    My #2 best summer was hitting a home run to win the championship in Little League, and riding my bike to the city pool every day (not on game days, though)…is this better?

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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,341 Founders Club
    Fishpo31 said:

    YellowSnow said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    Doog_de_Jour said:

    This thread has reminded me what giant pigs you all are.

    It has kind of a Penthouse Forum vibe to it, that's for sure.

    I tried to keep it vague and wholesome.
    My #2 best summer was hitting a home run to win the championship in Little League, and riding my bike to the city pool every day (not on game days, though)…is this better?

    Yours was fairly PG-13 as well. Wasn't till further down the thread that we went full on Pup's letters to Penthouse.
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  • Fishpo31
    Fishpo31 Member Posts: 2,641
    YellowSnow said:

    Fishpo31 said:

    YellowSnow said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    Doog_de_Jour said:

    This thread has reminded me what giant pigs you all are.

    It has kind of a Penthouse Forum vibe to it, that's for sure.

    I tried to keep it vague and wholesome.
    My #2 best summer was hitting a home run to win the championship in Little League, and riding my bike to the city pool every day (not on game days, though)…is this better?

    Yours was fairly PG-13 as well. Wasn't till further down the thread that we went full on Pup's letters to Penthouse.
    This makes me feel better about withholding the story about the 2 Irish nurses…
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  • Bad_MotherDucker
    Bad_MotherDucker Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,371 Swaye's Wigwam
    YellowSnow said:

    Fishpo31 said:

    YellowSnow said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    Doog_de_Jour said:

    This thread has reminded me what giant pigs you all are.

    It has kind of a Penthouse Forum vibe to it, that's for sure.

    I tried to keep it vague and wholesome.
    My #2 best summer was hitting a home run to win the championship in Little League, and riding my bike to the city pool every day (not on game days, though)…is this better?

    Yours was fairly PG-13 as well. Wasn't till further down the thread that we went full on Pup's letters to Penthouse.
    Drugs, sex, and rock n roll. Touched em all



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  • Sources
    Sources Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 4,347 Founders Club
    Backpacking through Europe solo after taking the bar. Not drinking for 3 months (studying) and then getting obliterated on absinthe on night one in Lisbon was rough, but best 8 weeks ever, hands down.
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  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,686 Swaye's Wigwam
    Doog_de_Jour said:

    This thread has reminded me what giant pigs you all are.

    As usual, I'm not surprised that you're not surprised.

    In my own defense I accurately described what went on. That's what 18-22 year old kids do when a large group has 3-4 months of time on their hands with minimal responsibility.
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  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,913
    They’ve all been pretty good. I actually remember some of them. Priest and CDA lakes in the 80’s. Many festivals, concerts, river floats in the 90’s. Detroit, Foster, Green Peter and all the Rando camp spots on Breitenbush in the 2000-10’s. And many Coast spots all the way through.

    Sometimes I punched above my weight.

    And then many times I tongue punched those with some weight.

    Can’t say I’ve been cheated when it’s come to summer fun.

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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    YellowSnow said:

    1to392831weretaken said:

    YellowSnow said:

    Bad_MotherDucker said:

    1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed

    Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from Pumpeii
    I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.
    #MeToo

    Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
    Let me just stop you right there. There is no such thing as a 220 pound chick that isn't obese
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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,840
    Doog_de_Jour said:

    This thread has reminded me what giant pigs you all are.

    Giant?? PIGS?????

    Fat shaming is HURTFUL, DDJ!!!
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,341 Founders Club
    Pitchfork51 said:

    YellowSnow said:

    1to392831weretaken said:

    YellowSnow said:

    Bad_MotherDucker said:

    1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed

    Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from Pumpeii
    I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.
    #MeToo

    Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
    Let me just stop you right there. There is no such thing as a 220 pound chick that isn't obese
    Wrong.Heres a hypothetical….

    6’3” 220 lb player. BMI of 27.5. Overweight but not obese. Obese is over 30.0.
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  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,686 Swaye's Wigwam
    BleachedAnusDawg said:

    YellowSnow said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    YellowSnow said:

    1to392831weretaken said:

    YellowSnow said:

    Bad_MotherDucker said:

    1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed

    Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from Pumpeii
    I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.
    #MeToo

    Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
    Let me just stop you right there. There is no such thing as a 220 pound chick that isn't obese
    Wrong.Heres a hypothetical….

    6’3” 220 lb player. BMI of 27.5. Overweight but not obese. Obese is over 30.0.
    @YellowSnow type of "woman" here.


    Yella likes em crazy and big enough to pretzel him. Dangerous but exciting I suppose.
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,341 Founders Club
    BleachedAnusDawg said:

    YellowSnow said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    YellowSnow said:

    1to392831weretaken said:

    YellowSnow said:

    Bad_MotherDucker said:

    1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed

    Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from Pumpeii
    I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.
    #MeToo

    Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
    Let me just stop you right there. There is no such thing as a 220 pound chick that isn't obese
    Wrong.Heres a hypothetical….

    6’3” 220 lb player. BMI of 27.5. Overweight but not obese. Obese is over 30.0.
    @YellowSnow type of "woman" here.


    Katie Collier of UW hoops was the ideal Yella Amazon woman. 6’3”. 170 give or take.

    Fuck you Henry Robers you douche canoe.
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  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,148
    YellowSnow said:

    BleachedAnusDawg said:

    YellowSnow said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    YellowSnow said:

    1to392831weretaken said:

    YellowSnow said:

    Bad_MotherDucker said:

    1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed

    Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from Pumpeii
    I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.
    #MeToo

    Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
    Let me just stop you right there. There is no such thing as a 220 pound chick that isn't obese
    Wrong.Heres a hypothetical….

    6’3” 220 lb player. BMI of 27.5. Overweight but not obese. Obese is over 30.0.
    @YellowSnow type of "woman" here.


    Katie Collier of UW hoops was the ideal Yella Amazon woman. 6’3”. 170 give or take.

    Fuck you Henry Robers you douche canoe.
    6’3” is gross. I’m no Amazon like you Yella, but once they are within 2 inches of me (6’2”), I’m out.
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  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,551 Founders Club
    I looked up Gabby Reece thinking she might be +200 but apparently she's 170
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,136 Standard Supporter
    DerekJohnson said:

    I looked up Gabby Reece thinking she might be +200 but apparently she's 170

    https://bestofcomicbooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/stacy-keibler-sexy-ass.jpg



    Stacy Kiebler....mmm. 5-11.

    Close enough

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  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,686 Swaye's Wigwam
    PurpleThrobber said:

    DerekJohnson said:

    I looked up Gabby Reece thinking she might be +200 but apparently she's 170

    https://bestofcomicbooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/stacy-keibler-sexy-ass.jpg



    Stacy Kiebler....mmm. 5-11.

    Close enough

    She is one of the most perfectly hot chicks I've ever seen. I used to watch that wwf dreck from time to time just to restore my mental picture.
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  • doogie
    doogie Member Posts: 15,072
    Pitchfork51 said:

    2007
    Lived in Puerto Vallarta for 2 months "working" for the tour company for people doing their senior trips.

    Geriatric Gigolo?
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  • doogie
    doogie Member Posts: 15,072
    #AnswerTheQuestion

    2021

    Didn’t expect it but, here we are!
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,341 Founders Club
    DerekJohnson said:

    I looked up Gabby Reece thinking she might be +200 but apparently she's 170

    She’d be hot a 210 still. Big frame to spread it around.
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,341 Founders Club
    edited July 2021
    RoadDawg55 said:

    YellowSnow said:

    BleachedAnusDawg said:

    YellowSnow said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    YellowSnow said:

    1to392831weretaken said:

    YellowSnow said:

    Bad_MotherDucker said:

    1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed

    Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from Pumpeii
    I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.
    #MeToo

    Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
    Let me just stop you right there. There is no such thing as a 220 pound chick that isn't obese
    Wrong.Heres a hypothetical….

    6’3” 220 lb player. BMI of 27.5. Overweight but not obese. Obese is over 30.0.
    @YellowSnow type of "woman" here.


    Katie Collier of UW hoops was the ideal Yella Amazon woman. 6’3”. 170 give or take.

    Fuck you Henry Robers you douche canoe.
    6’3” is gross. I’m no Amazon like you Yella, but once they are within 2 inches of me (6’2”), I’m out.
    Hurtful, my lil’ Buddy. You’re still a giant among your people.
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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    1981. I got my drivers license and promptly used my new mobility to find and finger bang Mary Jane Rottencrotch while on a waterskiing vacation.
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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    YellowSnow said:

    alumni94 said:

    The early 90's, basic jobs to keep me drinking and going to Dead shows.

    I’m the biggest Dead poser of all time. Jerry died too soon!
    You know Harv? He was into jam bands
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  • alumni94
    alumni94 Member Posts: 4,871
    MikeDamone said:

    YellowSnow said:

    alumni94 said:

    The early 90's, basic jobs to keep me drinking and going to Dead shows.

    I’m the biggest Dead poser of all time. Jerry died too soon!
    You know Harv? He was into jam bands
    No.
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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    alumni94 said:

    MikeDamone said:

    YellowSnow said:

    alumni94 said:

    The early 90's, basic jobs to keep me drinking and going to Dead shows.

    I’m the biggest Dead poser of all time. Jerry died too soon!
    You know Harv? He was into jam bands
    No.
    Did I ask You?
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  • Baseman
    Baseman Member Posts: 12,369
    MikeDamone said:

    1981. I got my drivers license and promptly used my new mobility to find and finger bang Mary Jane Rottencrotch while on a waterskiing vacation.

    Pics of MJR and or her queef?
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  • alumni94
    alumni94 Member Posts: 4,871
    MikeDamone said:

    alumni94 said:

    MikeDamone said:

    YellowSnow said:

    alumni94 said:

    The early 90's, basic jobs to keep me drinking and going to Dead shows.

    I’m the biggest Dead poser of all time. Jerry died too soon!
    You know Harv? He was into jam bands
    No.
    Did I ask You?
    No
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