What was the most fun summer of your life?
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Giant?? PIGS?????Doog_de_Jour said:This thread has reminded me what giant pigs you all are.
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Wrong.Heres a hypothetical….Pitchfork51 said:
Let me just stop you right there. There is no such thing as a 220 pound chick that isn't obeseYellowSnow said:
#MeToo1to392831weretaken said:
I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.YellowSnow said:
Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from PumpeiiBad_MotherDucker said:1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed
Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
6’3” 220 lb player. BMI of 27.5. Overweight but not obese. Obese is over 30.0. -
@YellowSnow type of "woman" here.YellowSnow said:
Wrong.Heres a hypothetical….Pitchfork51 said:
Let me just stop you right there. There is no such thing as a 220 pound chick that isn't obeseYellowSnow said:
#MeToo1to392831weretaken said:
I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.YellowSnow said:
Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from PumpeiiBad_MotherDucker said:1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed
Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
6’3” 220 lb player. BMI of 27.5. Overweight but not obese. Obese is over 30.0.
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Yella likes em crazy and big enough to pretzel him. Dangerous but exciting I suppose.BleachedAnusDawg said:
@YellowSnow type of "woman" here.YellowSnow said:
Wrong.Heres a hypothetical….Pitchfork51 said:
Let me just stop you right there. There is no such thing as a 220 pound chick that isn't obeseYellowSnow said:
#MeToo1to392831weretaken said:
I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.YellowSnow said:
Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from PumpeiiBad_MotherDucker said:1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed
Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
6’3” 220 lb player. BMI of 27.5. Overweight but not obese. Obese is over 30.0.
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Katie Collier of UW hoops was the ideal Yella Amazon woman. 6’3”. 170 give or take.BleachedAnusDawg said:
@YellowSnow type of "woman" here.YellowSnow said:
Wrong.Heres a hypothetical….Pitchfork51 said:
Let me just stop you right there. There is no such thing as a 220 pound chick that isn't obeseYellowSnow said:
#MeToo1to392831weretaken said:
I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.YellowSnow said:
Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from PumpeiiBad_MotherDucker said:1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed
Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
6’3” 220 lb player. BMI of 27.5. Overweight but not obese. Obese is over 30.0.
Fuck you Henry Robers you douche canoe.
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6’3” is gross. I’m no Amazon like you Yella, but once they are within 2 inches of me (6’2”), I’m out.YellowSnow said:
Katie Collier of UW hoops was the ideal Yella Amazon woman. 6’3”. 170 give or take.BleachedAnusDawg said:
@YellowSnow type of "woman" here.YellowSnow said:
Wrong.Heres a hypothetical….Pitchfork51 said:
Let me just stop you right there. There is no such thing as a 220 pound chick that isn't obeseYellowSnow said:
#MeToo1to392831weretaken said:
I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.YellowSnow said:
Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from PumpeiiBad_MotherDucker said:1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed
Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
6’3” 220 lb player. BMI of 27.5. Overweight but not obese. Obese is over 30.0.
Fuck you Henry Robers you douche canoe. -
I looked up Gabby Reece thinking she might be +200 but apparently she's 170
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https://bestofcomicbooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/stacy-keibler-sexy-ass.jpgDerekJohnson said:I looked up Gabby Reece thinking she might be +200 but apparently she's 170

Stacy Kiebler....mmm. 5-11.
Close enough
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She is one of the most perfectly hot chicks I've ever seen. I used to watch that wwf dreck from time to time just to restore my mental picture.PurpleThrobber said:
https://bestofcomicbooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/stacy-keibler-sexy-ass.jpgDerekJohnson said:I looked up Gabby Reece thinking she might be +200 but apparently she's 170

Stacy Kiebler....mmm. 5-11.
Close enough -
Geriatric Gigolo?Pitchfork51 said:2007
Lived in Puerto Vallarta for 2 months "working" for the tour company for people doing their senior trips.







