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What was the most fun summer of your life?

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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,855

    This thread has reminded me what giant pigs you all are.

    Giant?? PIGS?????

    Fat shaming is HURTFUL, DDJ!!!
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,711 Founders Club

    1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed

    Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from Pumpeii
    I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.
    #MeToo

    Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
    Let me just stop you right there. There is no such thing as a 220 pound chick that isn't obese
    Wrong.Heres a hypothetical….

    6’3” 220 lb player. BMI of 27.5. Overweight but not obese. Obese is over 30.0.
  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,810 Swaye's Wigwam

    1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed

    Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from Pumpeii
    I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.
    #MeToo

    Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
    Let me just stop you right there. There is no such thing as a 220 pound chick that isn't obese
    Wrong.Heres a hypothetical….

    6’3” 220 lb player. BMI of 27.5. Overweight but not obese. Obese is over 30.0.
    @YellowSnow type of "woman" here.


    Yella likes em crazy and big enough to pretzel him. Dangerous but exciting I suppose.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,711 Founders Club

    1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed

    Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from Pumpeii
    I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.
    #MeToo

    Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
    Let me just stop you right there. There is no such thing as a 220 pound chick that isn't obese
    Wrong.Heres a hypothetical….

    6’3” 220 lb player. BMI of 27.5. Overweight but not obese. Obese is over 30.0.
    @YellowSnow type of "woman" here.


    Katie Collier of UW hoops was the ideal Yella Amazon woman. 6’3”. 170 give or take.

    Fuck you Henry Robers you douche canoe.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,416 Standard Supporter

    1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed

    Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from Pumpeii
    I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.
    #MeToo

    Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
    Let me just stop you right there. There is no such thing as a 220 pound chick that isn't obese
    Wrong.Heres a hypothetical….

    6’3” 220 lb player. BMI of 27.5. Overweight but not obese. Obese is over 30.0.
    @YellowSnow type of "woman" here.


    Katie Collier of UW hoops was the ideal Yella Amazon woman. 6’3”. 170 give or take.

    Fuck you Henry Robers you douche canoe.
    6’3” is gross. I’m no Amazon like you Yella, but once they are within 2 inches of me (6’2”), I’m out.
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 69,839 Founders Club
    I looked up Gabby Reece thinking she might be +200 but apparently she's 170
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,570 Standard Supporter

    I looked up Gabby Reece thinking she might be +200 but apparently she's 170

    https://bestofcomicbooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/stacy-keibler-sexy-ass.jpg



    Stacy Kiebler....mmm. 5-11.

    Close enough

  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,810 Swaye's Wigwam

    I looked up Gabby Reece thinking she might be +200 but apparently she's 170

    https://bestofcomicbooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/stacy-keibler-sexy-ass.jpg



    Stacy Kiebler....mmm. 5-11.

    Close enough

    She is one of the most perfectly hot chicks I've ever seen. I used to watch that wwf dreck from time to time just to restore my mental picture.
  • doogie
    doogie Member Posts: 15,072

    2007
    Lived in Puerto Vallarta for 2 months "working" for the tour company for people doing their senior trips.

    Geriatric Gigolo?