1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed
Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from Pumpeii
I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.
#MeToo
Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
She was about 5'2" and had a body where you can't tell where the tits end and the stomach begins
1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed
Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from Pumpeii
I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.
#MeToo
Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
She was about 5'2" and had a body where you can't tell where the tits end and the stomach begins
1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed
Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from Pumpeii
I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.
#MeToo
Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
She was about 5'2" and had a body where you can't tell where the tits end and the stomach begins
That's some legit "whaling" right there. @Kaepsknee would be proud.
1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed
Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from Pumpeii
I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.
#MeToo
Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
She was about 5'2" and had a body where you can't tell where the tits end and the stomach begins
Lulz. The Coastie was a dead ringer for Munson's landlord and I had the front view. About 5 min in she says this will make it easier and pops out her dentures. Follows that up with a request that my Lil buddy quit trying to stick it in her ass.
1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed
Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from Pumpeii
I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.
#MeToo
Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
She was about 5'2" and had a body where you can't tell where the tits end and the stomach begins
Lulz. The Coastie was a dead ringer for Munson's landlord and I had the front view. About 5 min in she says this will make it easier and pops out her dentures. Follows that up with a request that my Lil buddy quit trying to stick it in her ass.
1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed
Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from Pumpeii
I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.
#MeToo
Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
She was about 5'2" and had a body where you can't tell where the tits end and the stomach begins
Lulz. The Coastie was a dead ringer for Munson's landlord and I had the front view. About 5 min in she says this will make it easier and pops out her dentures. Follows that up with a request that my Lil buddy quit trying to stick it in her ass.
1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed
Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from Pumpeii
I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.
#MeToo
Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
She was about 5'2" and had a body where you can't tell where the tits end and the stomach begins
Lulz. The Coastie was a dead ringer for Munson's landlord and I had the front view. About 5 min in she says this will make it easier and pops out her dentures. Follows that up with a request that my Lil buddy quit trying to stick it in her ass.
1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed
Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from Pumpeii
I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.
#MeToo
Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
She was about 5'2" and had a body where you can't tell where the tits end and the stomach begins
This thread has reminded me what giant pigs you all are.
It has kind of a Penthouse Forum vibe to it, that's for sure.
I tried to keep it vague and wholesome.
My #2 best summer was hitting a home run to win the championship in Little League, and riding my bike to the city pool every day (not on game days, though)…is this better?
This thread has reminded me what giant pigs you all are.
It has kind of a Penthouse Forum vibe to it, that's for sure.
I tried to keep it vague and wholesome.
My #2 best summer was hitting a home run to win the championship in Little League, and riding my bike to the city pool every day (not on game days, though)…is this better?
Yours was fairly PG-13 as well. Wasn't till further down the thread that we went full on Pup's letters to Penthouse.
This thread has reminded me what giant pigs you all are.
It has kind of a Penthouse Forum vibe to it, that's for sure.
I tried to keep it vague and wholesome.
My #2 best summer was hitting a home run to win the championship in Little League, and riding my bike to the city pool every day (not on game days, though)…is this better?
Yours was fairly PG-13 as well. Wasn't till further down the thread that we went full on Pup's letters to Penthouse.
This makes me feel better about withholding the story about the 2 Irish nurses…
This thread has reminded me what giant pigs you all are.
It has kind of a Penthouse Forum vibe to it, that's for sure.
I tried to keep it vague and wholesome.
My #2 best summer was hitting a home run to win the championship in Little League, and riding my bike to the city pool every day (not on game days, though)…is this better?
Yours was fairly PG-13 as well. Wasn't till further down the thread that we went full on Pup's letters to Penthouse.
Backpacking through Europe solo after taking the bar. Not drinking for 3 months (studying) and then getting obliterated on absinthe on night one in Lisbon was rough, but best 8 weeks ever, hands down.
This thread has reminded me what giant pigs you all are.
As usual, I'm not surprised that you're not surprised.
In my own defense I accurately described what went on. That's what 18-22 year old kids do when a large group has 3-4 months of time on their hands with minimal responsibility.
They’ve all been pretty good. I actually remember some of them. Priest and CDA lakes in the 80’s. Many festivals, concerts, river floats in the 90’s. Detroit, Foster, Green Peter and all the Rando camp spots on Breitenbush in the 2000-10’s. And many Coast spots all the way through.
Sometimes I punched above my weight.
And then many times I tongue punched those with some weight.
Can’t say I’ve been cheated when it’s come to summer fun.
1995 was a summer of debauchery. Started late Spring getting spit on by Alanis Morissette at a concert; broke my buddy's rib in the mosh pit at an Offspring show; Eiffel Towered a 50 something Coastie with my buddy in Depoe Bay; rode a 220lb whale at my parents house, left her there, and she woke my dad up @ 1AM for a ride back to the bar; had a loaded 45 pointed at my head during a coke buy with 2 national champion wrestlers and an enormous Samoan named Tiny; woke up in the middle of an apt courtyard at 6AM wrapped in a sheet stuck to my skin from my cock yogurt, and had to walk to a Plaid Pantry in the bed sheet to call my buddy for a ride; 3 trips to County lock-up for assorted drunk “offenses”; paid a stripper to give my company CEO a handy in the boom boom room at the Dolphin; was involved in a massive bar brawl; nailed a girl from my high school (NBD) then got her roommate the next weekend. Fun tims indeed
Cock yogurt? I’ve never even heard that from Pumpeii
I just want to know what Eiffel Tower means when used as a verb.
#MeToo
Also how tall we talking at 220 lbs? Sometimes this isn't even obese on a woman technically speaking.
Let me just stop you right there. There is no such thing as a 220 pound chick that isn't obese
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In my own defense I accurately described what went on. That's what 18-22 year old kids do when a large group has 3-4 months of time on their hands with minimal responsibility.
Sometimes I punched above my weight.
And then many times I tongue punched those with some weight.
Can’t say I’ve been cheated when it’s come to summer fun.