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What was your first truly epic meltdown as a Husky fan?

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  • Member Posts: 24,066

    Take it to the Tug
    Ba da bing!

    I laffed.
  • Member Posts: 24,066
    haie said:

    I had a lot of hate in my life watching Meat jump up and down and hoot and hollar like a cheerleader on our field last year.

    One of our coaches should have knocked him the fuck out.

    Or at least lift up one of his man boobs and twist it.

    Had?
  • Member Posts: 7,331
    edited December 2020
    dannarc said:

    I remember quite a few fans being upset about Lambo getting the head coaching job, he was a great D mind but didn't necessarily translate to being a great captain. Lambo losses > Petersen losses...We used to lose while putting up a fight, yeah, good tims. Don't twist, I love Lambo

    This is also false. Lambo got blown the fuck out plenty of times without a fight. People confuse he a team with being able to hit hard as tough. They folded like a chalupa plenty of times just to name a few below...

    And while we are at it. Can someone explain to me how an offense with Benji oslen, bob sapp, Olin kreutz, Corey Dillon, Rashaan shehee, Jerome Pathon, Fred Coleman, Cam Cleeland, and Brock Huard go scoreless for the rest of the game after the first two possessions in the holiday bowl? What a waste of talent lambo was given. FTG.

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  • Member Posts: 6,141

    Tip from an old man: don't let the haie in your live extend to your bartender. If you have a bartender who likes you and says "Hey man good to see you!", you should like him back.

    Give it a few years. You'll see.
    Great advice. I haven’t paid for 75% of my drinks at the local Mexican spot in the last 4 years. Just return the favor and funnel most of the savings back via tip
  • Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,314 Founders Club

    So as we've established, I'm not the typical UW graduate. I'm a Noted Oregon Honk, and Cane fanatic. And I don't admire USC or long for their respect (more about that below), and I give UW fandom shit about their doog selves. So there's that.

    But there's another creep. The young innocent creep before being beat up gang raped by UW jocks behind Kane Hall. The creep whose first live cfb experience was in the north stands before the erector set was complete watching UW play USC and Charles White and Marcus Allen. And, sure, it was a crisp fall day. I was with my uncle who would be my aunt if he didn't have balls.

    This other creep liked, and still likes, seeing UW beat USC for whatever reason. Maybe it was that day as I was imprinting on UW and Charles White ripped off a long TD run. Don't know. While I can't say meltdown when they lose to Trooj, I've certainly always taken a lot of pleasure in UW beating SC. The one that stands out, which is maybe kinda stupid but whatever, was the '06 loss. SC had raped UW the year before, and I was a big Stanback fan and, I may as well admit it because Race remembers, I truly wanted Losingham to work out. I always thought it was important for AA coaches to be successful at big programs. Anyway, the two programs were on opposite ends off the success spectrum to put it mildly, and playing them close to the end at that time was fucking huge. That outcome was really disappointing even though nothing was riding on it.

    But probably the closest I ever got/get to a meltdown over Husky losses invariably involves Coug. I can't explain to you why I don't have the Duck Hate Gene in my DNA. But all the haie I should have for Oregon gets concentrated and focused on that goofy bunch of dimwits who go to Cuog. I hate the way they embrace themselves. I even dislike my kids' friends who went there. "Stop hanging around her. She's a loser." That kind of thing. So any of the painful Cuog losses are up there for me. I really hated the 97 loss with Leaf, and I knew it was coming. I was there!

    But @creepycoug do you hate 2020 Kewg as much as 1988 Kewg? A lot of us guysm - myself included - got into U of W with mediocre acadmis and would be the equivalent of 2020 Kewg.
  • Member Posts: 48,103
    ntxduck said:

    Great advice. I haven’t paid for 75% of my drinks at the local Mexican spot in the last 4 years. Just return the favor and funnel most of the savings back via tip
    Back in the day had a sweet corporate card and a local dive bar where the local bankers, lawyers and power brokers would hang....would drink like a fish and buy copious amounts of drinks for whoever else happened to be around.

    Waitress would come back with a bill for, like, $20. Her tip was GENEROUS - like in the hundreds of dollars generous. Was always too drunk to expect some quid pro quo handies on the company's dime.

    Fuck Jay Inslee for locking that shit down. Fuck technology for better tracking mechanisms and expense reporting.


  • Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,062 Founders Club

    Back in the day had a sweet corporate card and a local dive bar where the local bankers, lawyers and power brokers would hang....would drink like a fish and buy copious amounts of drinks for whoever else happened to be around.

    Waitress would come back with a bill for, like, $20. Her tip was GENEROUS - like in the hundreds of dollars generous. Was always too drunk to expect some quid pro quo handies on the company's dime.

    Fuck Jay Inslee for locking that shit down. Fuck technology for better tracking mechanisms and expense reporting.


    Back in the day you had to manually watch the wait staff and how they pour

    https://youtu.be/oByMeAfwARs
  • Member Posts: 10,165

    When you guys started dooging over peterman while having a kicker that missed 3 field goals. Its the game where that one hot bball chick does the confused point at the scoreboard

    Fuck off bitchfork. If you're going to jump into this thread at least regale us with some stories of epic ASU meltdowns and you seeking the warm comfort of comatose (but still consenting) Mill Ave coeds.
  • Member Posts: 27,662

    Fuck off bitchfork. If you're going to jump into this thread at least regale us with some stories of epic ASU meltdowns and you seeking the warm comfort of comatose (but still consenting) Mill Ave coeds.
    I'm all about #mybeavs these days
  • Member Posts: 24,066
    edited December 2020

    But @creepycoug do you hate 2020 Kewg as much as 1988 Kewg? A lot of us guysm - myself included - got into U of W with mediocre acadmis and would be the equivalent of 2020 Kewg.

    "Hate" is probably too skrong. "Hate" is what @haie , bananas and JW have for Orgin, or how @oregonblitzkrieg views Latino culture. That kind of means they're at least a little bit in your head. Cuog is not in my head. I promise.

    Think @Gladstone reading my posts and eye rolling. Think Race or iDawg when I rub them the wrong way. Like that. The analogy is Cuog is a cfb shitpoaster and enthusiastically embraces that role, knowing full well they have no other choice. That's creep in a nutshell, and it's why I went to school there. I am a self-loathing Cuog through and through. I don't hate myself; I'm just very disappointed I was born this way.
  • Member Posts: 24,066
    edited December 2020

    The 2001 game @ Miami.

    For starters, this game was supposed to be played on Sept 15, but got pushed back to the last game of the season because of 9/11. So I had to wait another 2 months to finally see this game. #WeWillNeverForget

    You could say this game didn't mean a lot considering it was played after we already solidified our spot as #2 in the conference. But that's exactly why this game meant so much to me...it *was* our bowl game. Anytime we get to play a game in December...errr, I mean late November, it's special.

    Miami was damn good that year. One of the best teams of all time. But I was confident in our Huskies. Afterall, we had just knocked off the 9th best team in the country the week before, the Washington State Cougars, proving that we could hang with the very best teams in the country.

    So I'm a young teenager at the time, and my family actually traveled to some relatives' house a couple hours away that weekend, so we watched the game there.The game finally kicks off. And I sit and watch Miami go down and score the first touchdown. Dammit. But wait, here comes Washington on offense moving the ball down the field. All the way down to the goal line. Sweet. But next thing I know 1st and goal has suddenly turned into 4th and goal. Yes! We're gonna go for it! Good call, Rick.....Fuck! Did the center just step on Pickett's foot? Fender remembers that part (your dumb ass had to Google it).

    Then, everything got worse from there. Miami kept scoring. We didn't. The game was out of hand. I was a young teenager at the time, and I came unglued. I couldn't believe how badly we were getting beat. I kept blaming the refs for every bad play. I told my parents I wanted to go home, which they found to be disrespectful to the relatives we were visiting. I didn't want to be around anyone. So I just acted out more. I started cussing when things continued to go poorly, which prompted another lecture.

    At one point I got mad while I happened to have a handful of pork grinds. So I impulsively threw them at my uncle's dog, which not only didn't hurt the dog but actually gave him a tasty treat. Luckily nobody saw me throw them, they just saw the dog eating them, to which my aunt looked at me and said "I think the dog's had enough chips today." I really wanted to reply with "they aren't chips, they're pork grinds you stupid bitch" but I think all the rage had left my system at that point, and I was thankful that nobody had seen me throw those pork grinds with the amount of rage that I did.

    So there you have it. I couldn't handle watching my team get beat so badly, especially by Miami who I was sick of hearing about. And as a result, I tried to assault a dog by throwing pork grinds at it.

    The Quane in me really wants to knock out a smart ass reply to this, but it's too good, so I yield to thee. I laffed at this. Especially funny, for reasons I can't articulate, was the detail about your aunt just looking at you saying, "dog's had enough chips today." That is something that would have happened to me.
  • Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,728 Founders Club
    edited December 2020
    @creepycoug good call on the 2006 USC game.

    We actually showed nuts that game and came out the second half with a surprise onside kick followed by a reverse to the trackstar Wood? for a big gain and 1st and goal. Then we shriveled and settled for a FG.

    I still believe if we get the snap off at the end Stanback finds a way to score.
  • Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam


    "Hate" is probably too skrong. "Hate" is what @haie , bananas and JW have for Orgin, or how @oregonblitzkrieg views Latino culture. That kind of means they're at least a little bit in your head. Cuog is not in my head. I promise.

    Think @Gladstone reading my posts and eye rolling. Think Race or iDawg when I rub them the wrong way. Like that. The analogy is Cuog is a cfb shitpoaster and enthusiastically embraces that role, knowing full well they have no other choice. That's creep in a nutshell, and it's why I went to school there. I am a self-loathing Cuog through and through. I don't hate myself; I'm just very disappointed I was born this way.
    Don't get me started.
  • Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,772 Founders Club


    "Hate" is probably too skrong. "Hate" is what @haie , bananas and JW have for Orgin, or how @oregonblitzkrieg views Latino culture. That kind of means they're at least a little bit in your head. Cuog is not in my head. I promise.

    Think @Gladstone reading my posts and eye rolling. Think Race or iDawg when I rub them the wrong way. Like that. The analogy is Cuog is a cfb shitpoaster and enthusiastically embraces that role, knowing full well they have no other choice. That's creep in a nutshell, and it's why I went to school there. I am a self-loathing Cuog through and through. I don't hate myself; I'm just very disappointed I was born this way.
    If you claim you're a die hard husky fan and say "I don't hate Oregon they just wanna win blah blah" then you're a fucking doog.

    No exceptions.

    It's not the 1980's anymore and it's pathetic that even has to be said.

    There's basically one barrier to dominating this conference. It's not USC.

    Wake the fuck up or go follow the Seahawks and all their bullshit pretend rivalries against teams they weren't even in the same conference with originally.
  • Member Posts: 24,066
    haie said:

    If you claim you're a die hard husky fan and say "I don't hate Oregon they just wanna win blah blah" then you're a fucking doog.

    No exceptions.

    It's not the 1980's anymore and it's pathetic that even has to be said.

    There's basically one barrier to dominating this conference. It's not USC.

    Wake the fuck up or go follow the Seahawks and all their bullshit pretend rivalries against teams they weren't even in the same conference with originally.
    The first part of my post laid out what you should know already. So there's that.

    Also, doog has an established definition, and it's the opposite of what you just wrong. Doog is what you're doing with the bowl comparisons. That's classic doog.
  • Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,772 Founders Club
    edited December 2020

    The first part of my post laid out what you should know already. So there's that.

    Also, doog has an established definition, and it's the opposite of what you just wrong. Doog is what you're doing with the bowl comparisons. That's classic doog.
    That's just stating facts.

    If that was us Derek and some others would have brought up, "They did this against a middling Wisconsin team and Iowa state. Where's the win against a big time program?"

    But because it's the trash school with no engineering program that cares about football we suck their dicks and call them winners. 3-2 team that needed a favor from UW.
  • Member Posts: 24,066
    haie said:

    That's just stating facts.

    If that was us Derek and some others would have brought up, "They did this against a middling Wisconsin team and Iowa state. Where's the win against a big time program?"

    But because it's the trash school with no engineering program that cares about football we suck their dicks and call them winners. 3-2 team that needed a favor from UW.
    Dooging.

    Who's Derek?
  • Member Posts: 5,298 Standard Supporter
    edited December 2020

    Is this some kinda whoosh @dtd ?
    @YellowSnow Yeah sorry, I've got five reasons on the brain.
  • Member Posts: 19,937
    edited December 2020
    Brandon Gibson apple cup. I was like 7. I cried like a little bitch when we left him that wide open to win the game and my parents reassured me that “we weren’t husky fans” little did they know I would become a full blown TBS fag by 12, I skipped recess in 6th grade to make sure Shaq Thompson signed his NLI. Fuck off mom and dad!
  • Member Posts: 19,937
    Oh also the Deontae Cooper fumble against Arizona. I was following along from game cast/radio on my way home from an AAU tournament. I lost my shit so bad in the car, my dad had to pull over and tell me to shut the fuck up on the side of the highway, so he wouldn’t crash the fucking car.
  • Member Posts: 19,937
    I remember watching the Locker Notre Dame QB sneak that was a touchdown but got called short at the pro club in the weight room with my dad (fag I know). That was the first time I truly felt robbed in my CFB fandom.
  • Member Posts: 833
    edited December 2020
    Notre Dame 2009 was highway robbery by the refs. I remember being furious, but it was mostly at them and not the huskies. Coming off owen it was hard to really get too upset, relative to some of the others noted here.

    Also was a fantastic postgame show. Hugh was absolutely losing his mind over parallaxes, if anyone recalls.
  • Member Posts: 19,937

    My last one was the Peach Bowl pick 6

    That game actually bothered me too. I needed a walk after

    We had two shots to beat those fucks and blew them both

    After 95 it was too much

    And we hadn't had a decent non con win since 2000
    I saw your comment about the Jake pick 6 at the peach, I legitimately threw up my breakfast I was so enraged I became sick. Fuck that guy.
  • Member Posts: 30,143

    That game actually bothered me too. I needed a walk after

    We had two shots to beat those fucks and blew them both

    After 95 it was too much

    And we hadn't had a decent non con win since 2000
    It sucked because it was actually a fun game to watch. We were doing well on offense and just couldn’t punch it in.

    I don’t remember if helmet to helmet was a penalty back then but the game should have continued after Goodwin got destroyed.

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