What was your first truly epic meltdown as a Husky fan?

GreenRiverGatorz

Pitchfork51 said:

When you guys started dooging over peterman while having a kicker that missed 3 field goals. Its the game where that one hot bball chick does the confused point at the scoreboard

Fuck off bitchfork. If you're going to jump into this thread at least regale us with some stories of epic ASU meltdowns and you seeking the warm comfort of comatose (but still consenting) Mill Ave coeds.

Fenderbender123

The 2001 game @ Miami.

For starters, this game was supposed to be played on Sept 15, but got pushed back to the last game of the season because of 9/11. So I had to wait another 2 months to finally see this game. #WeWillNeverForget

You could say this game didn't mean a lot considering it was played after we already solidified our spot as #2 in the conference. But that's exactly why this game meant so much to me...it *was* our bowl game. Anytime we get to play a game in December...errr, I mean late November, it's special.

Miami was damn good that year. One of the best teams of all time. But I was confident in our Huskies. Afterall, we had just knocked off the 9th best team in the country the week before, the Washington State Cougars, proving that we could hang with the very best teams in the country.

So I'm a young teenager at the time, and my family actually traveled to some relatives' house a couple hours away that weekend, so we watched the game there.The game finally kicks off. And I sit and watch Miami go down and score the first touchdown. Dammit. But wait, here comes Washington on offense moving the ball down the field. All the way down to the goal line. Sweet. But next thing I know 1st and goal has suddenly turned into 4th and goal. Yes! We're gonna go for it! Good call, Rick.....Fuck! Did the center just step on Pickett's foot? Fender remembers that part (your dumb ass had to Google it).

Then, everything got worse from there. Miami kept scoring. We didn't. The game was out of hand. I was a young teenager at the time, and I came unglued. I couldn't believe how badly we were getting beat. I kept blaming the refs for every bad play. I told my parents I wanted to go home, which they found to be disrespectful to the relatives we were visiting. I didn't want to be around anyone. So I just acted out more. I started cussing when things continued to go poorly, which prompted another lecture.

At one point I got mad while I happened to have a handful of pork grinds. So I impulsively threw them at my uncle's dog, which not only didn't hurt the dog but actually gave him a tasty treat. Luckily nobody saw me throw them, they just saw the dog eating them, to which my aunt looked at me and said "I think the dog's had enough chips today." I really wanted to reply with "they aren't chips, they're pork grinds you stupid bitch" but I think all the rage had left my system at that point, and I was thankful that nobody had seen me throw those pork grinds with the amount of rage that I did.

So there you have it. I couldn't handle watching my team get beat so badly, especially by Miami who I was sick of hearing about. And as a result, I tried to assault a dog by throwing pork grinds at it.

Pitchfork51

GreenRiverGatorz said:

Pitchfork51 said:

When you guys started dooging over peterman while having a kicker that missed 3 field goals. Its the game where that one hot bball chick does the confused point at the scoreboard

Fuck off bitchfork. If you're going to jump into this thread at least regale us with some stories of epic ASU meltdowns and you seeking the warm comfort of comatose (but still consenting) Mill Ave coeds.

I'm all about #mybeavs these days

Swaye

There have been some painful losses to CUOG over the years, but I am always oddly okay about them because I look around Martin Stadium during the celebrations and think "all of these people have already failed at life."

creepycoug

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:

So as we've established, I'm not the typical UW graduate. I'm a Noted Oregon Honk, and Cane fanatic. And I don't admire USC or long for their respect (more about that below), and I give UW fandom shit about their doog selves. So there's that.

But there's another creep. The young innocent creep before being beat up gang raped by UW jocks behind Kane Hall. The creep whose first live cfb experience was in the north stands before the erector set was complete watching UW play USC and Charles White and Marcus Allen. And, sure, it was a crisp fall day. I was with my uncle who would be my aunt if he didn't have balls.

This other creep liked, and still likes, seeing UW beat USC for whatever reason. Maybe it was that day as I was imprinting on UW and Charles White ripped off a long TD run. Don't know. While I can't say meltdown when they lose to Trooj, I've certainly always taken a lot of pleasure in UW beating SC. The one that stands out, which is maybe kinda stupid but whatever, was the '06 loss. SC had raped UW the year before, and I was a big Stanback fan and, I may as well admit it because Race remembers, I truly wanted Losingham to work out. I always thought it was important for AA coaches to be successful at big programs. Anyway, the two programs were on opposite ends off the success spectrum to put it mildly, and playing them close to the end at that time was fucking huge. That outcome was really disappointing even though nothing was riding on it.

But probably the closest I ever got/get to a meltdown over Husky losses invariably involves Coug. I can't explain to you why I don't have the Duck Hate Gene in my DNA. But all the haie I should have for Oregon gets concentrated and focused on that goofy bunch of dimwits who go to Cuog. I hate the way they embrace themselves. I even dislike my kids' friends who went there. "Stop hanging around her. She's a loser." That kind of thing. So any of the painful Cuog losses are up there for me. I really hated the 97 loss with Leaf, and I knew it was coming. I was there!

But @creepycoug do you hate 2020 Kewg as much as 1988 Kewg? A lot of us guysm - myself included - got into U of W with mediocre acadmis and would be the equivalent of 2020 Kewg.

"Hate" is probably too skrong. "Hate" is what @haie , bananas and JW have for Orgin, or how @oregonblitzkrieg views Latino culture. That kind of means they're at least a little bit in your head. Cuog is not in my head. I promise.

Think @Gladstone reading my posts and eye rolling. Think Race or iDawg when I rub them the wrong way. Like that. The analogy is Cuog is a cfb shitpoaster and enthusiastically embraces that role, knowing full well they have no other choice. That's creep in a nutshell, and it's why I went to school there. I am a self-loathing Cuog through and through. I don't hate myself; I'm just very disappointed I was born this way.

creepycoug

Fenderbender123 said:

The 2001 game @ Miami.

For starters, this game was supposed to be played on Sept 15, but got pushed back to the last game of the season because of 9/11. So I had to wait another 2 months to finally see this game. #WeWillNeverForget

You could say this game didn't mean a lot considering it was played after we already solidified our spot as #2 in the conference. But that's exactly why this game meant so much to me...it *was* our bowl game. Anytime we get to play a game in December...errr, I mean late November, it's special.

Miami was damn good that year. One of the best teams of all time. But I was confident in our Huskies. Afterall, we had just knocked off the 9th best team in the country the week before, the Washington State Cougars, proving that we could hang with the very best teams in the country.

So I'm a young teenager at the time, and my family actually traveled to some relatives' house a couple hours away that weekend, so we watched the game there.The game finally kicks off. And I sit and watch Miami go down and score the first touchdown. Dammit. But wait, here comes Washington on offense moving the ball down the field. All the way down to the goal line. Sweet. But next thing I know 1st and goal has suddenly turned into 4th and goal. Yes! We're gonna go for it! Good call, Rick.....Fuck! Did the center just step on Pickett's foot? Fender remembers that part (your dumb ass had to Google it).

Then, everything got worse from there. Miami kept scoring. We didn't. The game was out of hand. I was a young teenager at the time, and I came unglued. I couldn't believe how badly we were getting beat. I kept blaming the refs for every bad play. I told my parents I wanted to go home, which they found to be disrespectful to the relatives we were visiting. I didn't want to be around anyone. So I just acted out more. I started cussing when things continued to go poorly, which prompted another lecture.

At one point I got mad while I happened to have a handful of pork grinds. So I impulsively threw them at my uncle's dog, which not only didn't hurt the dog but actually gave him a tasty treat. Luckily nobody saw me throw them, they just saw the dog eating them, to which my aunt looked at me and said "I think the dog's had enough chips today." I really wanted to reply with "they aren't chips, they're pork grinds you stupid bitch" but I think all the rage had left my system at that point, and I was thankful that nobody had seen me throw those pork grinds with the amount of rage that I did.

So there you have it. I couldn't handle watching my team get beat so badly, especially by Miami who I was sick of hearing about. And as a result, I tried to assault a dog by throwing pork grinds at it.

The Quane in me really wants to knock out a smart ass reply to this, but it's too good, so I yield to thee. I laffed at this. Especially funny, for reasons I can't articulate, was the detail about your aunt just looking at you saying, "dog's had enough chips today." That is something that would have happened to me.

Doogles

@creepycoug good call on the 2006 USC game.

We actually showed nuts that game and came out the second half with a surprise onside kick followed by a reverse to the trackstar Wood? for a big gain and 1st and goal. Then we shriveled and settled for a FG.

I still believe if we get the snap off at the end Stanback finds a way to score.

dflea

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:

So as we've established, I'm not the typical UW graduate. I'm a Noted Oregon Honk, and Cane fanatic. And I don't admire USC or long for their respect (more about that below), and I give UW fandom shit about their doog selves. So there's that.

But there's another creep. The young innocent creep before being beat up gang raped by UW jocks behind Kane Hall. The creep whose first live cfb experience was in the north stands before the erector set was complete watching UW play USC and Charles White and Marcus Allen. And, sure, it was a crisp fall day. I was with my uncle who would be my aunt if he didn't have balls.

This other creep liked, and still likes, seeing UW beat USC for whatever reason. Maybe it was that day as I was imprinting on UW and Charles White ripped off a long TD run. Don't know. While I can't say meltdown when they lose to Trooj, I've certainly always taken a lot of pleasure in UW beating SC. The one that stands out, which is maybe kinda stupid but whatever, was the '06 loss. SC had raped UW the year before, and I was a big Stanback fan and, I may as well admit it because Race remembers, I truly wanted Losingham to work out. I always thought it was important for AA coaches to be successful at big programs. Anyway, the two programs were on opposite ends off the success spectrum to put it mildly, and playing them close to the end at that time was fucking huge. That outcome was really disappointing even though nothing was riding on it.

But probably the closest I ever got/get to a meltdown over Husky losses invariably involves Coug. I can't explain to you why I don't have the Duck Hate Gene in my DNA. But all the haie I should have for Oregon gets concentrated and focused on that goofy bunch of dimwits who go to Cuog. I hate the way they embrace themselves. I even dislike my kids' friends who went there. "Stop hanging around her. She's a loser." That kind of thing. So any of the painful Cuog losses are up there for me. I really hated the 97 loss with Leaf, and I knew it was coming. I was there!

But @creepycoug do you hate 2020 Kewg as much as 1988 Kewg? A lot of us guysm - myself included - got into U of W with mediocre acadmis and would be the equivalent of 2020 Kewg.

"Hate" is probably too skrong. "Hate" is what @haie , bananas and JW have for Orgin, or how @oregonblitzkrieg views Latino culture. That kind of means they're at least a little bit in your head. Cuog is not in my head. I promise.

Think @Gladstone reading my posts and eye rolling. Think Race or iDawg when I rub them the wrong way. Like that. The analogy is Cuog is a cfb shitpoaster and enthusiastically embraces that role, knowing full well they have no other choice. That's creep in a nutshell, and it's why I went to school there. I am a self-loathing Cuog through and through. I don't hate myself; I'm just very disappointed I was born this way.

Don't get me started.

haie

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:

So as we've established, I'm not the typical UW graduate. I'm a Noted Oregon Honk, and Cane fanatic. And I don't admire USC or long for their respect (more about that below), and I give UW fandom shit about their doog selves. So there's that.

But there's another creep. The young innocent creep before being beat up gang raped by UW jocks behind Kane Hall. The creep whose first live cfb experience was in the north stands before the erector set was complete watching UW play USC and Charles White and Marcus Allen. And, sure, it was a crisp fall day. I was with my uncle who would be my aunt if he didn't have balls.

This other creep liked, and still likes, seeing UW beat USC for whatever reason. Maybe it was that day as I was imprinting on UW and Charles White ripped off a long TD run. Don't know. While I can't say meltdown when they lose to Trooj, I've certainly always taken a lot of pleasure in UW beating SC. The one that stands out, which is maybe kinda stupid but whatever, was the '06 loss. SC had raped UW the year before, and I was a big Stanback fan and, I may as well admit it because Race remembers, I truly wanted Losingham to work out. I always thought it was important for AA coaches to be successful at big programs. Anyway, the two programs were on opposite ends off the success spectrum to put it mildly, and playing them close to the end at that time was fucking huge. That outcome was really disappointing even though nothing was riding on it.

But probably the closest I ever got/get to a meltdown over Husky losses invariably involves Coug. I can't explain to you why I don't have the Duck Hate Gene in my DNA. But all the haie I should have for Oregon gets concentrated and focused on that goofy bunch of dimwits who go to Cuog. I hate the way they embrace themselves. I even dislike my kids' friends who went there. "Stop hanging around her. She's a loser." That kind of thing. So any of the painful Cuog losses are up there for me. I really hated the 97 loss with Leaf, and I knew it was coming. I was there!

But @creepycoug do you hate 2020 Kewg as much as 1988 Kewg? A lot of us guysm - myself included - got into U of W with mediocre acadmis and would be the equivalent of 2020 Kewg.

"Hate" is probably too skrong. "Hate" is what @haie , bananas and JW have for Orgin, or how @oregonblitzkrieg views Latino culture. That kind of means they're at least a little bit in your head. Cuog is not in my head. I promise.

Think @Gladstone reading my posts and eye rolling. Think Race or iDawg when I rub them the wrong way. Like that. The analogy is Cuog is a cfb shitpoaster and enthusiastically embraces that role, knowing full well they have no other choice. That's creep in a nutshell, and it's why I went to school there. I am a self-loathing Cuog through and through. I don't hate myself; I'm just very disappointed I was born this way.

If you claim you're a die hard husky fan and say "I don't hate Oregon they just wanna win blah blah" then you're a fucking doog.

No exceptions.

It's not the 1980's anymore and it's pathetic that even has to be said.

There's basically one barrier to dominating this conference. It's not USC.

Wake the fuck up or go follow the Seahawks and all their bullshit pretend rivalries against teams they weren't even in the same conference with originally.

creepycoug

haie said:

creepycoug said:

YellowSnow said:

creepycoug said:

So as we've established, I'm not the typical UW graduate. I'm a Noted Oregon Honk, and Cane fanatic. And I don't admire USC or long for their respect (more about that below), and I give UW fandom shit about their doog selves. So there's that.

But there's another creep. The young innocent creep before being beat up gang raped by UW jocks behind Kane Hall. The creep whose first live cfb experience was in the north stands before the erector set was complete watching UW play USC and Charles White and Marcus Allen. And, sure, it was a crisp fall day. I was with my uncle who would be my aunt if he didn't have balls.

This other creep liked, and still likes, seeing UW beat USC for whatever reason. Maybe it was that day as I was imprinting on UW and Charles White ripped off a long TD run. Don't know. While I can't say meltdown when they lose to Trooj, I've certainly always taken a lot of pleasure in UW beating SC. The one that stands out, which is maybe kinda stupid but whatever, was the '06 loss. SC had raped UW the year before, and I was a big Stanback fan and, I may as well admit it because Race remembers, I truly wanted Losingham to work out. I always thought it was important for AA coaches to be successful at big programs. Anyway, the two programs were on opposite ends off the success spectrum to put it mildly, and playing them close to the end at that time was fucking huge. That outcome was really disappointing even though nothing was riding on it.

But probably the closest I ever got/get to a meltdown over Husky losses invariably involves Coug. I can't explain to you why I don't have the Duck Hate Gene in my DNA. But all the haie I should have for Oregon gets concentrated and focused on that goofy bunch of dimwits who go to Cuog. I hate the way they embrace themselves. I even dislike my kids' friends who went there. "Stop hanging around her. She's a loser." That kind of thing. So any of the painful Cuog losses are up there for me. I really hated the 97 loss with Leaf, and I knew it was coming. I was there!

But @creepycoug do you hate 2020 Kewg as much as 1988 Kewg? A lot of us guysm - myself included - got into U of W with mediocre acadmis and would be the equivalent of 2020 Kewg.

"Hate" is probably too skrong. "Hate" is what @haie , bananas and JW have for Orgin, or how @oregonblitzkrieg views Latino culture. That kind of means they're at least a little bit in your head. Cuog is not in my head. I promise.

Think @Gladstone reading my posts and eye rolling. Think Race or iDawg when I rub them the wrong way. Like that. The analogy is Cuog is a cfb shitpoaster and enthusiastically embraces that role, knowing full well they have no other choice. That's creep in a nutshell, and it's why I went to school there. I am a self-loathing Cuog through and through. I don't hate myself; I'm just very disappointed I was born this way.

If you claim you're a die hard husky fan and say "I don't hate Oregon they just wanna win blah blah" then you're a fucking doog.

No exceptions.

It's not the 1980's anymore and it's pathetic that even has to be said.

There's basically one barrier to dominating this conference. It's not USC.

Wake the fuck up or go follow the Seahawks and all their bullshit pretend rivalries against teams they weren't even in the same conference with originally.

The first part of my post laid out what you should know already. So there's that.

Also, doog has an established definition, and it's the opposite of what you just wrong. Doog is what you're doing with the bowl comparisons. That's classic doog.