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Oregon is going to smash USC tonight

dnc
dnc Member Posts: 56,839
This has been the perfect fucking week for Oregon. UW bows out, Larry Scott FS says UW didn't win the north on the field, Cristobal stays put (for now), everyone who matters from their top 5 class signs, Herbert and Mariota battle in prime tim and both look good. Meanwhile UW commits seppuku, signs a class NOC about and publicly states Oregon is the conference champ if they win.

Quook fanfic couldn't fathom a better grellow week.

They are going to assblast SC tonight and go to the Fiesta. It just feels chinevitable.

FYFMFE.
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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    Waiting for the announcement around noon that Slovis, Vaughn, and St. Brown are all out with covid.

    Their best RB has already been announced as out

    Yep that's chinevitable too.
  • RatherBeBrewing
    RatherBeBrewing Member Posts: 1,557
    You left out that younger Flowe is on track to qualify academically, so they swapped him for a different LB. The swapped LB was on prime time ESPN when college football was delayed, and Cristobal got a lot of free pub for getting a kid out of Alabama.

    This hasn’t been the best week... No new uniforms. The writers of 2020 seem like they would script an Oregon win, but I don’t think the defense and offense can play well in the same game.
  • RatherBeBrewing
    RatherBeBrewing Member Posts: 1,557

    Waiting for the announcement around noon that Slovis, Vaughn, and St. Brown are all out with covid.

    Their best RB has already been announced as out

    Karma. He was a long time Oregon commit to Helf that secretly visited USC right before NSD, lying about it to the Oregon coaches. Disgraced his family tradition of playing for Oregon. Two of his three uncles that played for Oregon were on the 94 team.

    Maleapeai still has time to live up to the other family legacy:

    Hawaii Drug Bust: Huge Drug Ring Dismantled

    After 16 months of work, authorities have eight pounds of crystal methamphetamine, three pounds of cocaine, $600,000 in cash and numerous firearms. But more importantly, they say they've broken up a sophisticated drug trafficking organization spanning from California, Hawaii, Tonga, Fiji, New Zealand and Australia.

    Officers arrested 40 people, including, from Oahu, Silo Tagoai, and Amako, Silila and Tasi Malepeai. The last two played football for Saint Louis school and the University of Oregon.
  • NoWarningJustDawg
    NoWarningJustDawg Member Posts: 1,000

    I like Duck tears as much as anyone, but I'll wait to make sure they aren't put in the championship game next week.

    Now, if Buffs and Fighting Heltons take care of business this week, if UW still can't play next week, and if the league votes to put the two ranked teams in the championship game...

    ...THOSE Duck tears I'll enjoy the fuck out of.

    Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember.

    Now get back to hanging that sweet banner, UW!


    Who gives a shit if the Ducks are in the CCG. The meltdown the past couple of days has been well worth it.

    I guess maybe a few opinions have changed in the last 8 days?
    Neat.

    I was all ready to say fuck all y'all that liked his loser program post.
    ...But that's what UW is proving to be.
    FYFMFE
    Peace
  • Edwin_Bambino
    Edwin_Bambino Member Posts: 2,944
    If I don’t watch or pay attention did it really happen? Who knows but I’m going to try and find out.
  • BleachedAnusDawg
    BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 13,305 Standard Supporter
    There's a game tonight?
  • Bonedog
    Bonedog Member Posts: 650
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    dflea said:

    My experience leads me to believe that Oregon's perfect week ends in a loss. Every bounce has been going their way, but you know how a football is - just as looks like it's in their grasp, it will squirt out of the pile into the arms of an SC defender.

    And then the Duck tears flow deliciously from their beady little eyes.

    PrayingDogAndKid.jpg
  • LebamDawg
    LebamDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,792 Swaye's Wigwam
    maybe we? can all get another laugh like this?

    and the Duckies losing with a last minute FG

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdEZrJYXhVM
  • DawgOfTheAges
    DawgOfTheAges Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,754 Founders Club
    edited December 2020
    I think Oregon is about the 5th best team in the P12... no chance they win this game unless USC can’t field a lot of their important players... NFC

    and if Oregon wins, I seriously doubt the fiesta invites them
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    LebamDawg said:

    maybe we? can all get another laugh like this?

    and the Duckies losing with a last minute FG

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdEZrJYXhVM

    I love how Quooks still try to argue he was down.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,066
    dnc said:

    This has been the perfect fucking week for Oregon. UW bows out, Larry Scott FS says UW didn't win the north on the field, Cristobal stays put (for now), everyone who matters from their top 5 class signs, Herbert and Mariota battle in prime tim and both look good. Meanwhile UW commits seppuku, signs a class NOC about and publicly states Oregon is the conference champ if they win.

    Quook fanfic couldn't fathom a better grellow week.

    They are going to assblast SC tonight and go to the Fiesta. It just feels chinevitable.

    FYFMFE.

    I think Oregon loses to USC rather easily.
  • RatherBeBrewing
    RatherBeBrewing Member Posts: 1,557


    and if Oregon wins, I seriously doubt the fiesta invites them

    Who invites them then? Cotton Bowl? The Pac-12 champion is guaranteed an NY6 bowl, one of the last remnants of P-5 status.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,099 Founders Club
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,066
    edited December 2020

    dnc said:

    This has been the perfect fucking week for Oregon. UW bows out, Larry Scott FS says UW didn't win the north on the field, Cristobal stays put (for now), everyone who matters from their top 5 class signs, Herbert and Mariota battle in prime tim and both look good. Meanwhile UW commits seppuku, signs a class NOC about and publicly states Oregon is the conference champ if they win.

    Quook fanfic couldn't fathom a better grellow week.

    They are going to assblast SC tonight and go to the Fiesta. It just feels chinevitable.

    FYFMFE.

    I think Oregon loses to USC rather easily.
    Noted Oregon honk heard from

    Encouraging
    Thanks for the promotion. I thought I was losing my touch.
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,799 Founders Club
    Nothing of value on the line for Oregon. Meat into his money this week and distracted. Defense doesn't match up well with SC. SC hasn't done shit in years and should be more motivated. Oregon's QB looks soft.

    SC unless they turn it over or Helton comes out with a shit game plan.

    So Oregon.
  • rodmansrage
    rodmansrage Member Posts: 6,379
    trooj looses and all media types clamor for colorado to get the invite for some reason.



    god damn the pac 12 south is the dumbest kid on the shortbus.
  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,683 Swaye's Wigwam
    edited December 2020
    Oregon plays up for games like this one because they have a reasonably long history now of winning bigger games. Somehow that seems to translate through coaching changes and takes a long time to go away..kind of like the loser stench that UW can't seem to scrub away even when the program has made a significant bounce back from the toilet.

    So anyways Oregon wins this one rather easily. USC should be way better but they are not.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,066
    haie said:

    Nothing of value on the line for Oregon. Meat into his money this week and distracted. Defense doesn't match up well with SC. SC hasn't done shit in years and should be more motivated. Oregon's QB looks soft.

    SC unless they turn it over or Helton comes out with a shit game plan.

    So Oregon.

    I haven't watched SC once this year. I just see their record.

    The biggest turnover player on the field will be Shuck unless Oregon really limits him, in which case they literally have no chance.
  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937
    If Stephen Carr + Stepp get 15 touches, USC wins.
  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937
    Im fulling expecting Shough to play the game of his life. God hates Washington football.
  • 1to392831weretaken
    1to392831weretaken Member Posts: 7,696

    If Stephen Carr + Stepp get 15 touches, USC wins.

    You haven't been watching USC this year, have you? Their running game this season makes the Cuog look like Alabama. Carr hasn't had limited carries because he's on the shit list or something, he has limited carries because he's a TFL waiting to happen this season. My Trooj dad calls me every week to bitch about how impossibly bad the USC running game is, how the offense fucking sucks seven ways to Sunday, and how he wouldn't be upset of Graham Harrell choked on a dick and died. Slovis has regressed big time, and the only thing saving the team is that their receiving corps goes like 9 deep with NFLers.

    He loves their defense, though.
  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937

    If Stephen Carr + Stepp get 15 touches, USC wins.

    You haven't been watching USC this year, have you? Their running game this season makes the Cuog look like Alabama. Carr hasn't had limited carries because he's on the shit list or something, he has limited carries because he's a TFL waiting to happen this season. My Trooj dad calls me every week to bitch about how impossibly bad the USC running game is, how the offense fucking sucks seven ways to Sunday, and how he wouldn't be upset of Graham Harrell choked on a dick and died. Slovis has regressed big time, and the only thing saving the team is that their receiving corps goes like 9 deep with NFLers.

    He loves their defense, though.
    That’s why I said touches. You can touches for them out in space in the pass game? Make Oregon’s kid tackle them, which they don’t want to do. See Jermar Jefferson and Demetric Felton.