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  • Doog_de_Jour
    Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 8,042 Standard Supporter
    dflea said:

    If you go to Missoula, or anywhere else in Montana, the only people that won't hate you are the other imports. Everyone else will think you're a piece of shit liberal cocksucker looking to change their way of life.

    Bend went through that 20-30 years ago, and now the imports outnumber the locals. It's pretty safe for liberal cocksuckers there now.

    Knowing a lot of folks from Idaho and Montana, this seems to be true. I have my Eastern Washington street cred to fall back on and will keep my educational background on the DL should I move there or any other conservative area.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 115,782 Founders Club

    dflea said:

    If you go to Missoula, or anywhere else in Montana, the only people that won't hate you are the other imports. Everyone else will think you're a piece of shit liberal cocksucker looking to change their way of life.

    Bend went through that 20-30 years ago, and now the imports outnumber the locals. It's pretty safe for liberal cocksuckers there now.

    Knowing a lot of folks from Idaho and Montana, this seems to be true. I have my Eastern Washington street cred to fall back on and will keep my educational background on the DL should I move there or any other conservative area.
    Do the Hillary. Speak in a cuntry accent
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,769 Founders Club
    LebamDawg said:

    Bend?

    Yup. Now it’s a life of perving on hot Milfs and super faggy fruity beers. I had a cucumber sour ale and I didn’t hate it.
    Tell us how good the cucumber sour claw is as soon as they come out.

    My daughter worked at the Deschutes Brewery - decent grub and beer.

    Good move to get the hell away from Seattle
    Easy @LebamDawg....Cucumber “dry soda”, vodka and a little vinegar.
  • LebamDawg
    LebamDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,846 Swaye's Wigwam
    my taste runs on cheap beer and wine
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,337

    dflea said:

    If you go to Missoula, or anywhere else in Montana, the only people that won't hate you are the other imports. Everyone else will think you're a piece of shit liberal cocksucker looking to change their way of life.

    Bend went through that 20-30 years ago, and now the imports outnumber the locals. It's pretty safe for liberal cocksuckers there now.

    Knowing a lot of folks from Idaho and Montana, this seems to be true. I have my Eastern Washington street cred to fall back on and will keep my educational background on the DL should I move there or any other conservative area.
    I've spent a lot of tim in Montana. It is 100% true.

    The good news is that it's relatively easy to fake it.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,337

    Congrats on the move, although I am somewhat questioning judgment by going to Oregon and not Idaho or another red state. But I get that those PNW lifers (of which I am one) probably have a hard tim fully divesting from skiing, water, etc. Smart move to cash out the Seattle equity right now.

    Thought about Missoula.
    Missoula is definitely great for outdoor activities, but the winters are brutal. Bend is a better choice imo.
    Missoula is in the banana belt of MT so not that cold. But I think they get a lot of grey inversion days in the winter. Bend is vastly better weather.
    I guaran-fucking-tee you the coeds at U of Montana are exponentially hotter than Central Oregon Community College.

    IKW
    Don’t disagree. But the MILFs of Bend > Missoula.
    Recurring maintenance cost too high.

    Griz coeds just need a couple pitchers of beer and a truck bed.

    #oldschool
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,337
    dflea said:

    dflea said:

    If you go to Missoula, or anywhere else in Montana, the only people that won't hate you are the other imports. Everyone else will think you're a piece of shit liberal cocksucker looking to change their way of life.

    Bend went through that 20-30 years ago, and now the imports outnumber the locals. It's pretty safe for liberal cocksuckers there now.

    Knowing a lot of folks from Idaho and Montana, this seems to be true. I have my Eastern Washington street cred to fall back on and will keep my educational background on the DL should I move there or any other conservative area.
    Say "ain't" a lot, throw in a few "I seen"s and be sure to call the creek a crick, and you'll slide by unnoticed. Same advice if you visit Shelton.
    And Aberdeen. Spent a month in either town, and your'e tanned, rested and ready to fake it in Montana.