The Shoppe Has Moved (aka pump my gas Duck)
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I wouldn’t know anything about that.creepycoug said:
I've spent a lot of tim in Montana. It is 100% true.Doog_de_Jour said:
Knowing a lot of folks from Idaho and Montana, this seems to be true. I have my Eastern Washington street cred to fall back on and will keep my educational background on the DL should I move there or any other conservative area.dflea said:If you go to Missoula, or anywhere else in Montana, the only people that won't hate you are the other imports. Everyone else will think you're a piece of shit liberal cocksucker looking to change their way of life.
Bend went through that 20-30 years ago, and now the imports outnumber the locals. It's pretty safe for liberal cocksuckers there now.
The good news is that it's relatively easy to fake it.
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Hot damn you are en fuego lately Doog of the day.Doog_de_Jour said:
I wouldn’t know anything about that.creepycoug said:
I've spent a lot of tim in Montana. It is 100% true.Doog_de_Jour said:
Knowing a lot of folks from Idaho and Montana, this seems to be true. I have my Eastern Washington street cred to fall back on and will keep my educational background on the DL should I move there or any other conservative area.dflea said:If you go to Missoula, or anywhere else in Montana, the only people that won't hate you are the other imports. Everyone else will think you're a piece of shit liberal cocksucker looking to change their way of life.
Bend went through that 20-30 years ago, and now the imports outnumber the locals. It's pretty safe for liberal cocksuckers there now.
The good news is that it's relatively easy to fake it. -
So are new street is Mayberry. All the neighbors came and introduced themselves within like the first 30 mins. And pretty much every house had kids inc some out ages. We’re so far out of Seattle now it’s not even funny.
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Until they ask you what school you went to.creepycoug said:
And Aberdeen. Spent a month in either town, and your'e tanned, rested and ready to fake it in Montana.dflea said:
Say "ain't" a lot, throw in a few "I seen"s and be sure to call the creek a crick, and you'll slide by unnoticed. Same advice if you visit Shelton.Doog_de_Jour said:
Knowing a lot of folks from Idaho and Montana, this seems to be true. I have my Eastern Washington street cred to fall back on and will keep my educational background on the DL should I move there or any other conservative area.dflea said:If you go to Missoula, or anywhere else in Montana, the only people that won't hate you are the other imports. Everyone else will think you're a piece of shit liberal cocksucker looking to change their way of life.
Bend went through that 20-30 years ago, and now the imports outnumber the locals. It's pretty safe for liberal cocksuckers there now.
You’ll assume they mean college.
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Neighbors talking to each other? Voluntarily?YellowSnow said:So are new street is Mayberry. All the neighbors came and introduced themselves within like the first 30 mins. And pretty much every house had kids inc some out ages. We’re so far out of Seattle now it’s not even funny.
I have no words.
Next thing you’ll be telling me is people say “hello” in public places with no ulterior motive. -
Harder when your Cuban.creepycoug said:
I've spent a lot of tim in Montana. It is 100% true.Doog_de_Jour said:
Knowing a lot of folks from Idaho and Montana, this seems to be true. I have my Eastern Washington street cred to fall back on and will keep my educational background on the DL should I move there or any other conservative area.dflea said:If you go to Missoula, or anywhere else in Montana, the only people that won't hate you are the other imports. Everyone else will think you're a piece of shit liberal cocksucker looking to change their way of life.
Bend went through that 20-30 years ago, and now the imports outnumber the locals. It's pretty safe for liberal cocksuckers there now.
The good news is that it's relatively easy to fake it. -
First beer is on me next time I’m in Bend outside of this COVID bubble
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All this Oregon love is gross
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So @dflea the cable guy was a good old boy native from Redmond. Could tell he thought I might be a liberal cocksucker from SFO or the like. We got on the subject of guns and fishing though and became BFFF. Turns out his grand Pappy was a USMC general in WWII.
