The Shoppe Has Moved (aka pump my gas Duck)

YellowSnow

Much has changed with me. The Yella Piss clan has sold the Seattle couch and bought a new abode down here in Central Oregon. From here on out I’ll be making Yellow Snow on the slopes of Bachelor and shit talking Ducks like only a tall ass peter puffer can.

We had a good, long run but between @PostGameOrangeSlices and the Ikon Bros ruining Crystal and @RaceBannon ’s antifa goons running the show the writing was on wall.

Later Guys

Doog_de_Jour

Mrs.Yella is staying here though, right?







In all seriousness, I’m so happy for you and your family. Safe travels to your new town.

PurpleThrobber

Last one leaving Seattle, turn out the lights.

GrundleStiltzkin

PurpleThrobber said:

Last one leaving Seattle, turn out the lights.

* dumpster fire

YellowSnow

GrundleStiltzkin said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Last one leaving Seattle, turn out the lights.

* dumpster fire

I don’t think any of us knows how bad the Seattle dumpster fire will be. But I got pretty burned out on the place. It’s becoming a harder and harder place to raise a family, Covid May be temporary but let me tell you, Seattle during Covid 19 is a shitty ass place to be.

PostGameOrangeSlices

One less old fuck zig zagging around at 10 mph to avoid

PostGameOrangeSlices

Bend?

GrundleStiltzkin

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Bend?

Bend is for the high class. Warm Springs, I’m thinking.

YellowSnow

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Bend?

Yup. Now it’s a life of perving on hot Milfs and super faggy fruity beers. I had a cucumber sour ale and I didn’t hate it.

Doog_de_Jour

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Bend?

Cool fucking city.

BleachedAnusDawg

Congrats on the move, although I am somewhat questioning judgment by going to Oregon and not Idaho or another red state. But I get that those PNW lifers (of which I am one) probably have a hard tim fully divesting from skiing, water, etc. Smart move to cash out the Seattle equity right now.

YellowSnow

BleachedAnusDawg said:

Congrats on the move, although I am somewhat questioning judgment by going to Oregon and not Idaho or another red state. But I get that those PNW lifers (of which I am one) probably have a hard tim fully divesting from skiing, water, etc. Smart move to cash out the Seattle equity right now.

Thought about Missoula.

BleachedAnusDawg

YellowSnow said:

BleachedAnusDawg said:

Congrats on the move, although I am somewhat questioning judgment by going to Oregon and not Idaho or another red state. But I get that those PNW lifers (of which I am one) probably have a hard tim fully divesting from skiing, water, etc. Smart move to cash out the Seattle equity right now.

Thought about Missoula.

Hardcore! That's well beyond what I would think of when looking to relocate, and I'm close to wanting to find a cave in the Aleutians at this point. No clue what you do for work, but with Missoula in mind I assume it's able to be done remote, or you sell toilets like Damoan. Don't try to fool me and say you're one of the one percenters on here who is retired early - you only wear an Omega.

Edit: I just figured it all out. Pup ran you right out of the state, didn't he?

BennyBeaver

What will Frank do with without you?

RaceBannon

The riff raff followed Yella to Bend

YellowSnow

RaceBannon said:

The riff raff followed Yella to Bend

I want my money back but have a contract.

YellowSnow

BleachedAnusDawg said:

YellowSnow said:

BleachedAnusDawg said:

Congrats on the move, although I am somewhat questioning judgment by going to Oregon and not Idaho or another red state. But I get that those PNW lifers (of which I am one) probably have a hard tim fully divesting from skiing, water, etc. Smart move to cash out the Seattle equity right now.

Thought about Missoula.

Hardcore! That's well beyond what I would think of when looking to relocate, and I'm close to wanting to find a cave in the Aleutians at this point. No clue what you do for work, but with Missoula in mind I assume it's able to be done remote, or you sell toilets like Damoan. Don't try to fool me and say you're one of the one percenters on here who is retired early - you only wear an Omega.

Edit: I just figured it all out. Pup ran you right out of the state, didn't he?

I can afford certain things unlike the spendthrift @swaye because Omega.

Swaye

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Bend?

I like to call it Bend Over. I like that.

Fishpo31

Good for you, Yella...We got out four years ago and never looked back. Only regret is we didn’t do it sooner...

YellowSnow

Doog_de_Jour said:

Mrs.Yella is staying here though, right?







In all seriousness, I’m so happy for you and your family. Safe travels to your new town.

If you had started the lady hoops bored she might have stayed. Looks like the ship has sailed.

Doog_de_Jour

YellowSnow said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

Mrs.Yella is staying here though, right?







In all seriousness, I’m so happy for you and your family. Safe travels to your new town.

If you had started the lady hoops bored she might have stayed. Looks like the ship has sailed.

‘Twas better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all.