The Shoppe Has Moved (aka pump my gas Duck)
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PostGameOrangeSlices said:
So yesYellowSnow said:
Some nice UW employeesdflea said:Bend is pretty nice. I used to race the High Desert 100 down there back in the day. I always dug making the trip down for that weekend.
Did you sell your place to some pinko commies from Cali?
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Living in California for the last 10 years, I think the commie pinkos are from Washington and Oregon.
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Confirmed. I'm onealumni94 said:Living in California for the last 10 years, I think the commie pinkos are from Washington and Oregon.
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YellowSnow said:
Some nice UW employeesdflea said:Bend is pretty nice. I used to race the High Desert 100 down there back in the day. I always dug making the trip down for that weekend.
Did you sell your place to some pinko commies from Cali?
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I guaran-fucking-tee you the coeds at U of Montana are exponentially hotter than Central Oregon Community College.YellowSnow said:
Missoula is in the banana belt of MT so not that cold. But I think they get a lot of grey inversion days in the winter. Bend is vastly better weather.RoadDawg55 said:
Missoula is definitely great for outdoor activities, but the winters are brutal. Bend is a better choice imo.YellowSnow said:
Thought about Missoula.BleachedAnusDawg said:Congrats on the move, although I am somewhat questioning judgment by going to Oregon and not Idaho or another red state. But I get that those PNW lifers (of which I am one) probably have a hard tim fully divesting from skiing, water, etc. Smart move to cash out the Seattle equity right now.
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Don’t disagree. But the MILFs of Bend > Missoula.PurpleThrobber said:
I guaran-fucking-tee you the coeds at U of Montana are exponentially hotter than Central Oregon Community College.YellowSnow said:
Missoula is in the banana belt of MT so not that cold. But I think they get a lot of grey inversion days in the winter. Bend is vastly better weather.RoadDawg55 said:
Missoula is definitely great for outdoor activities, but the winters are brutal. Bend is a better choice imo.YellowSnow said:
Thought about Missoula.BleachedAnusDawg said:Congrats on the move, although I am somewhat questioning judgment by going to Oregon and not Idaho or another red state. But I get that those PNW lifers (of which I am one) probably have a hard tim fully divesting from skiing, water, etc. Smart move to cash out the Seattle equity right now.
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If you go to Missoula, or anywhere else in Montana, the only people that won't hate you are the other imports. Everyone else will think you're a piece of shit liberal cocksucker looking to change their way of life.
Bend went through that 20-30 years ago, and now the imports outnumber the locals. It's pretty safe for liberal cocksuckers there now. -
The last time I saw @YellowSnow he was under the Deschutes River bridge, jerkin' off liberal cocksuckers for $15 a man.dflea said:If you go to Missoula, or anywhere else in Montana, the only people that won't hate you are the other imports. Everyone else will think you're a piece of shit liberal cocksucker looking to change their way of life.
Bend went through that 20-30 years ago, and now the imports outnumber the locals. It's pretty safe for liberal cocksuckers there now. -
No sales tax either.GrundleStiltzkin said:
The last time I saw @YellowSnow he was under the Deschutes River bridge, jerkin' off liberal cocksuckers for $15 a man.dflea said:If you go to Missoula, or anywhere else in Montana, the only people that won't hate you are the other imports. Everyone else will think you're a piece of shit liberal cocksucker looking to change their way of life.
Bend went through that 20-30 years ago, and now the imports outnumber the locals. It's pretty safe for liberal cocksuckers there now. -
Tell us how good the cucumber sour claw is as soon as they come out.YellowSnow said:
Yup. Now it’s a life of perving on hot Milfs and super faggy fruity beers. I had a cucumber sour ale and I didn’t hate it.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Bend?
My daughter worked at the Deschutes Brewery - decent grub and beer.
Good move to get the hell away from Seattle -
Knowing a lot of folks from Idaho and Montana, this seems to be true. I have my Eastern Washington street cred to fall back on and will keep my educational background on the DL should I move there or any other conservative area.dflea said:If you go to Missoula, or anywhere else in Montana, the only people that won't hate you are the other imports. Everyone else will think you're a piece of shit liberal cocksucker looking to change their way of life.
Bend went through that 20-30 years ago, and now the imports outnumber the locals. It's pretty safe for liberal cocksuckers there now. -
Do the Hillary. Speak in a cuntry accentDoog_de_Jour said:
Knowing a lot of folks from Idaho and Montana, this seems to be true. I have my Eastern Washington street cred to fall back on and will keep my educational background on the DL should I move there or any other conservative area.dflea said:If you go to Missoula, or anywhere else in Montana, the only people that won't hate you are the other imports. Everyone else will think you're a piece of shit liberal cocksucker looking to change their way of life.
Bend went through that 20-30 years ago, and now the imports outnumber the locals. It's pretty safe for liberal cocksuckers there now. -
No.RaceBannon said:
Do the Hillary. Speak in a cuntry accentDoog_de_Jour said:
Knowing a lot of folks from Idaho and Montana, this seems to be true. I have my Eastern Washington street cred to fall back on and will keep my educational background on the DL should I move there or any other conservative area.dflea said:If you go to Missoula, or anywhere else in Montana, the only people that won't hate you are the other imports. Everyone else will think you're a piece of shit liberal cocksucker looking to change their way of life.
Bend went through that 20-30 years ago, and now the imports outnumber the locals. It's pretty safe for liberal cocksuckers there now.
And don’t you dare suggest I be like Hillary again, old man. I’ll arrange for your untimely demise and make it look like an accident. -
Easy @LebamDawg....Cucumber “dry soda”, vodka and a little vinegar.LebamDawg said:
Tell us how good the cucumber sour claw is as soon as they come out.YellowSnow said:
Yup. Now it’s a life of perving on hot Milfs and super faggy fruity beers. I had a cucumber sour ale and I didn’t hate it.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Bend?
My daughter worked at the Deschutes Brewery - decent grub and beer.
Good move to get the hell away from Seattle -
my taste runs on cheap beer and wine
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Say "ain't" a lot, throw in a few "I seen"s and be sure to call the creek a crick, and you'll slide by unnoticed. Same advice if you visit Shelton.Doog_de_Jour said:
Knowing a lot of folks from Idaho and Montana, this seems to be true. I have my Eastern Washington street cred to fall back on and will keep my educational background on the DL should I move there or any other conservative area.dflea said:If you go to Missoula, or anywhere else in Montana, the only people that won't hate you are the other imports. Everyone else will think you're a piece of shit liberal cocksucker looking to change their way of life.
Bend went through that 20-30 years ago, and now the imports outnumber the locals. It's pretty safe for liberal cocksuckers there now. -
Recurring maintenance cost too high.YellowSnow said:
Don’t disagree. But the MILFs of Bend > Missoula.PurpleThrobber said:
I guaran-fucking-tee you the coeds at U of Montana are exponentially hotter than Central Oregon Community College.YellowSnow said:
Missoula is in the banana belt of MT so not that cold. But I think they get a lot of grey inversion days in the winter. Bend is vastly better weather.RoadDawg55 said:
Missoula is definitely great for outdoor activities, but the winters are brutal. Bend is a better choice imo.YellowSnow said:
Thought about Missoula.BleachedAnusDawg said:Congrats on the move, although I am somewhat questioning judgment by going to Oregon and not Idaho or another red state. But I get that those PNW lifers (of which I am one) probably have a hard tim fully divesting from skiing, water, etc. Smart move to cash out the Seattle equity right now.
IKW
Griz coeds just need a couple pitchers of beer and a truck bed.
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I've spent a lot of tim in Montana. It is 100% true.Doog_de_Jour said:
Knowing a lot of folks from Idaho and Montana, this seems to be true. I have my Eastern Washington street cred to fall back on and will keep my educational background on the DL should I move there or any other conservative area.dflea said:If you go to Missoula, or anywhere else in Montana, the only people that won't hate you are the other imports. Everyone else will think you're a piece of shit liberal cocksucker looking to change their way of life.
Bend went through that 20-30 years ago, and now the imports outnumber the locals. It's pretty safe for liberal cocksuckers there now.
The good news is that it's relatively easy to fake it. -
#oldschoolPurpleThrobber said:
Recurring maintenance cost too high.YellowSnow said:
Don’t disagree. But the MILFs of Bend > Missoula.PurpleThrobber said:
I guaran-fucking-tee you the coeds at U of Montana are exponentially hotter than Central Oregon Community College.YellowSnow said:
Missoula is in the banana belt of MT so not that cold. But I think they get a lot of grey inversion days in the winter. Bend is vastly better weather.RoadDawg55 said:
Missoula is definitely great for outdoor activities, but the winters are brutal. Bend is a better choice imo.YellowSnow said:
Thought about Missoula.BleachedAnusDawg said:Congrats on the move, although I am somewhat questioning judgment by going to Oregon and not Idaho or another red state. But I get that those PNW lifers (of which I am one) probably have a hard tim fully divesting from skiing, water, etc. Smart move to cash out the Seattle equity right now.
IKW
Griz coeds just need a couple pitchers of beer and a truck bed. -
And Aberdeen. Spent a month in either town, and your'e tanned, rested and ready to fake it in Montana.dflea said:
Say "ain't" a lot, throw in a few "I seen"s and be sure to call the creek a crick, and you'll slide by unnoticed. Same advice if you visit Shelton.Doog_de_Jour said:
Knowing a lot of folks from Idaho and Montana, this seems to be true. I have my Eastern Washington street cred to fall back on and will keep my educational background on the DL should I move there or any other conservative area.dflea said:If you go to Missoula, or anywhere else in Montana, the only people that won't hate you are the other imports. Everyone else will think you're a piece of shit liberal cocksucker looking to change their way of life.
Bend went through that 20-30 years ago, and now the imports outnumber the locals. It's pretty safe for liberal cocksuckers there now. -
I wouldn’t know anything about that.creepycoug said:
I've spent a lot of tim in Montana. It is 100% true.Doog_de_Jour said:
Knowing a lot of folks from Idaho and Montana, this seems to be true. I have my Eastern Washington street cred to fall back on and will keep my educational background on the DL should I move there or any other conservative area.dflea said:If you go to Missoula, or anywhere else in Montana, the only people that won't hate you are the other imports. Everyone else will think you're a piece of shit liberal cocksucker looking to change their way of life.
Bend went through that 20-30 years ago, and now the imports outnumber the locals. It's pretty safe for liberal cocksuckers there now.
The good news is that it's relatively easy to fake it.
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Hot damn you are en fuego lately Doog of the day.Doog_de_Jour said:
I wouldn’t know anything about that.creepycoug said:
I've spent a lot of tim in Montana. It is 100% true.Doog_de_Jour said:
Knowing a lot of folks from Idaho and Montana, this seems to be true. I have my Eastern Washington street cred to fall back on and will keep my educational background on the DL should I move there or any other conservative area.dflea said:If you go to Missoula, or anywhere else in Montana, the only people that won't hate you are the other imports. Everyone else will think you're a piece of shit liberal cocksucker looking to change their way of life.
Bend went through that 20-30 years ago, and now the imports outnumber the locals. It's pretty safe for liberal cocksuckers there now.
The good news is that it's relatively easy to fake it. -
So are new street is Mayberry. All the neighbors came and introduced themselves within like the first 30 mins. And pretty much every house had kids inc some out ages. We’re so far out of Seattle now it’s not even funny.
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Until they ask you what school you went to.creepycoug said:
And Aberdeen. Spent a month in either town, and your'e tanned, rested and ready to fake it in Montana.dflea said:
Say "ain't" a lot, throw in a few "I seen"s and be sure to call the creek a crick, and you'll slide by unnoticed. Same advice if you visit Shelton.Doog_de_Jour said:
Knowing a lot of folks from Idaho and Montana, this seems to be true. I have my Eastern Washington street cred to fall back on and will keep my educational background on the DL should I move there or any other conservative area.dflea said:If you go to Missoula, or anywhere else in Montana, the only people that won't hate you are the other imports. Everyone else will think you're a piece of shit liberal cocksucker looking to change their way of life.
Bend went through that 20-30 years ago, and now the imports outnumber the locals. It's pretty safe for liberal cocksuckers there now.
You’ll assume they mean college.
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Neighbors talking to each other? Voluntarily?YellowSnow said:So are new street is Mayberry. All the neighbors came and introduced themselves within like the first 30 mins. And pretty much every house had kids inc some out ages. We’re so far out of Seattle now it’s not even funny.
I have no words.
Next thing you’ll be telling me is people say “hello” in public places with no ulterior motive. -
Harder when your Cuban.creepycoug said:
I've spent a lot of tim in Montana. It is 100% true.Doog_de_Jour said:
Knowing a lot of folks from Idaho and Montana, this seems to be true. I have my Eastern Washington street cred to fall back on and will keep my educational background on the DL should I move there or any other conservative area.dflea said:If you go to Missoula, or anywhere else in Montana, the only people that won't hate you are the other imports. Everyone else will think you're a piece of shit liberal cocksucker looking to change their way of life.
Bend went through that 20-30 years ago, and now the imports outnumber the locals. It's pretty safe for liberal cocksuckers there now.
The good news is that it's relatively easy to fake it. -
First beer is on me next time I’m in Bend outside of this COVID bubble
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All this Oregon love is gross
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So @dflea the cable guy was a good old boy native from Redmond. Could tell he thought I might be a liberal cocksucker from SFO or the like. We got on the subject of guns and fishing though and became BFFF. Turns out his grand Pappy was a USMC general in WWII.
