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  • 1to392831weretaken
    1to392831weretaken Member Posts: 7,696
    Watched the first episode last night. Was expecting a scanners-style head explosion. Was almost bored. Does it get better?
  • jecornel
    jecornel Member Posts: 9,737

    Watched the first episode last night. Was expecting a scanners-style head explosion. Was almost bored. Does it get better?

    Probably some of craziest shit on television and it's real life.
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    jecornel said:

    Watched the first episode last night. Was expecting a scanners-style head explosion. Was almost bored. Does it get better?

    Probably some of craziest shit on television and it's real life.
    Rate it’s craziness quotient versus Tickled.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,268 Founders Club
    What kind of gun does Joe open carry? I’m not that far along.
  • IPukeOregonGrellow
    IPukeOregonGrellow Member Posts: 2,183
    dnc said:

    Docuseries idea: Doog King

    The series follows Dennis Erotic, a breeder of Huskies, Malamutes and similar species. Eccentric as he is charismatic, Dennis runs an online commune which attracts cyber misfits who share his affinity for the regal canines. Black and homosexual, Dennis is particularly attracted to young boys, and becomes something of a mentor to emotionally unstable young straight men, some of whom he falls madly in love with. We'll even discover that Dennis has delusions of musical grandeur.

    The series goes behind the scenes of others who run similar outfits to Erotic - like the creepy Grim Kimolds and the upscale Derek Antle and his unexplained fetish for Indian women. But Dennis' rivalry with Ruth Baskin Robbins is easily the highlight of this drama. Baskin Robbins is suspected of the cataclysmic killing of her former husband and feeding him to her Huskies. Some believe she even fed one of his arms to her Dwags while he was still alive.

    The series turns dark when The Michael, one of Dennis young employees/proteges/husbands/meth buddies threatens to take his own life while the Internet watches in horror and disbelief.

    After the shock of losing his first husband who left him for @MrsPetersen, combined with The Michael's suicidal issue, Dennis drops into a deep depression which ultimately leads to him loosing his site to onetime business partner, playboy Chest Lowe.

    Epilogue: In a "you can't make this up", in real life the Doog King is actually employed by the Tigers, kings of CFB.

    Unlike Dennis Erotic, this docuseries has legs.

    Fast-strategy or slow-strategy Malamutes?
  • El_K
    El_K Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,490 Swaye's Wigwam
    I just want to know where we can see more of the woman on the left of the screen
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZk5Hu0utFE
  • WilburHooksHands
    WilburHooksHands Member Posts: 6,804

    Watched the first episode last night. Was expecting a scanners-style head explosion. Was almost bored. Does it get better?

    Each episode takes the crazy up a notch. The eulogy where Joe talked about his dead gay husbands balls made me lol.
    dressed as a priest with his mom in the front row, on a side note Travis Maldonado had big Skinny vibes
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    Watched the first episode last night. Was expecting a scanners-style head explosion. Was almost bored. Does it get better?

    Each episode takes the crazy up a notch. The eulogy where Joe talked about his dead gay husbands balls made me lol.
    dressed as a priest with his mom in the front row, on a side note Travis Maldonado had big Skinny vibes
    Prince Albert
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    Swaye said:

    3 episodes in with Mrs. Swaye. This entire thing feels like some disconnected universe. WOOD bang all of the fat gurus wives, especially the blonde.

    Carol is an evil con artist, who probably offed her husband (I'm at least 81% on that). She fucking sucks.

    Joe Exotic is the most real of the bunch. He knows he is just a super gay gun toting horrible country music video making white trash meth head who loves tigers. I can respect unapologetic trash more than fake bullshit guru and devious lying cunt.

    Carol has no self awareness and really thinks she’s so much different when she isn’t. You know she pockets a lot of donations too. Either that or uses the donations to run the park and pockets all of the gate considering she doesn’t pay her staff. I couldn’t believe that. Just a horrible person that is also a crazy cat woman.

    Joe’s zoo was kind of a shithole. Doc Antle’s is really nice.

    SWAYE IS EDITING THIS POST TO INSERT THIS: SPOILER ALERT IF YOU CONTINUE PAST THIS POINT!!!

    I agree that Joe Exotic was the most real, even tho he’s the most ridiculous dude ever. He got fucked over. He talked about wanting to kill Carol Baskin all the time. He was all bark and no bite tho. She never even had close to an attempt on her life. Jeff Lowe is a piece of shit and his idiot henchman that was supposedly sent to kill Carol could hardly keep his story straight.
    Watched the finale tonight. Agree with your synopsis. Lowe is a complete tool and basically admitted setting Joe up. Joe’s a complete dumbass but a relatively harmless one as you’re not a straight muscular 19 year old dude with a taste for meth.

    I can’t decide if I hate Jeff or Carole more.

    Fuck the feds.
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

    haie said:

    When Twitter thinks a show is worth watching it's a guaranteed waste of time. Pass

    Triple Pup post, but not the case. It’s not possible to not be entertained by this. It might be the greatest documentary of all time.
    roadie is a fan
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    Joe’s Facebook is hilarious too. Before the trial, every post was about Jeff Lowe. He found a new Carol Baskin. Joe loves drama way too much. If he just minded his business, he would have done very well.

    I’m pissed there is no Joe reality show to look back on. The producer of that show is an interesting guy and was a crackhead while working for Inside Edition. His documentary is supposedly really good. I’ll probably watch it sometime.

    Tend to agree. If JE had just let Carol do her fake bullshit PETA crusade he is still living in a trailer on his zoo, doing meth with his latest gay/straight 19 year old husband, blowing up tannerite, and making terrible music videos. He blew it.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    Swaye said:

    Watched the first episode last night. Was expecting a scanners-style head explosion. Was almost bored. Does it get better?

    Each episode takes the crazy up a notch. The eulogy where Joe talked about his dead gay husbands balls made me lol.
    Even I cringed at that one. Dead gay husbands Mom was in the audience and JE is talking about her son rubbing his balls on JE's shoulder. At his fucking funeral. Dude is next level.
    “We’ve all seen Travis’ balls”

    😂
  • 1to392831weretaken
    1to392831weretaken Member Posts: 7,696
    Okay, second episode the light switch turned on: much better! Third episode wasn't as good as the second, but I'm definitely gonna finish this.

    Not to beat a dead horse, but how is this the greatest documentary ever, yet Trailer Park Boys is getting dominated by The Fucking Office? Buncha hypocrites around here.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,072
    Why the FUCK would anyone want more than one wife?

    One is exhausting enough trying to be perfect.

  • 1to392831weretaken
    1to392831weretaken Member Posts: 7,696
    So is it explicitly stated or shown that they're all on meth or is it just implied by the fabulous teeth and trailer hygiene?