Ultimate frisbee clearinghouse thread
I wont let you fucks on the bandwagon later. Better jump onboard now.
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Wood.Emoterman said:
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When I played my specialty was long throws that I'd bend from right to left. I could aim down the right sideline and bring it back to the center with accuracy. That's what I did best in the game I played.
I broke a strap on my Teva sandals playing the game, but found I was fine playing barefoot. I also drank half a sixpack of full sail ambers while I played. I'm telling you guys this game is the shit. I'd like to see you try those stunts while playing american football. -
chuck said:
When I played my specialty was long throws that I'd bend from right to left. I could aim down the right sideline and bring it back to the center with accuracy. That's what I did best in the game I played.
I broke a strap on my Teva sandals playing the game, but found I was fine playing barefoot. I also drank half a sixpack of full sail ambers while I played. I'm telling you guys this game is the shit. I'd like to see you try those stunts while playing american football.
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GO DWAWGS -
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Bashing white people is fine but if we’re gonna bash ultimate I’m fucking out
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More of a frolf guy myself. Can't get (as) drunk playing ultimate.
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You've got some old footage there obviously. I read on another site that this game is big with dwags now.RaceBannon said:
GO DWAWGS -
Junior Adams would have used him as a starting WR last year.RaceBannon said:
GO DWAWGS -
In like 2009 or something like that, I played the best game of basketball in my entire life. Played from halftime of the Apple Cup to halftime of the Civil War (they were back to back games back then), led all scorers by a mile, nearly couldn't miss. All this having already drank two beers and then downing a 3 liter bottle of Double Bastard while playing. We were supposed to chug if the other team scored, but I was dominating, so I started chugging either way. All that beer, and I didn't even have to play zone defense once.chuck said:When I played my specialty was long throws that I'd bend from right to left. I could aim down the right sideline and bring it back to the center with accuracy. That's what I did best in the game I played.
I broke a strap on my Teva sandals playing the game, but found I was fine playing barefoot. I also drank half a sixpack of full sail ambers while I played. I'm telling you guys this game is the shit. I'd like to see you try those stunts while playing american football.
/csb
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My buddies and I used to always smoke a bowl before hitting the park for pick up hoops. Sometimes I'd be too baked and would try to change my mind about going, but they'd drag me up there anyway. I never regretted it because I was an absolute dead eye shooter with a good buzz. Long range jumpers, floaters in the paint, off the dribble, off a pass...didn't matter. I had a decent looking jumper at all times, but really wasnt even what I'd call a decent shooter % wise, unless I was high.1to392831weretaken said:
In like 2009 or something like that, I played the best game of basketball in my entire life. Played from halftime of the Apple Cup to halftime of the Civil War (they were back to back games back then), led all scorers by a mile, nearly couldn't miss. All this having already drank two beers and then downing a 3 liter bottle of Double Bastard while playing. We were supposed to chug if the other team scored, but I was dominating, so I started chugging either way. All that beer, and I didn't even have to play zone defense once.chuck said:When I played my specialty was long throws that I'd bend from right to left. I could aim down the right sideline and bring it back to the center with accuracy. That's what I did best in the game I played.
I broke a strap on my Teva sandals playing the game, but found I was fine playing barefoot. I also drank half a sixpack of full sail ambers while I played. I'm telling you guys this game is the shit. I'd like to see you try those stunts while playing american football.
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Are you JR Smith?chuck said:
My buddies and I used to always smoke a bowl before hitting the park for pick up hoops. Sometimes I'd be too baked and would try to change my mind about going, but they'd drag me up there anyway. I never regretted it because I was an absolute dead eye shooter with a good buzz. Long range jumpers, floaters in the paint, off the dribble, off a pass...didn't matter. I had a decent looking jumper at all times, but really wasnt even what I'd call a decent shooter % wise, unless I was high.1to392831weretaken said:
In like 2009 or something like that, I played the best game of basketball in my entire life. Played from halftime of the Apple Cup to halftime of the Civil War (they were back to back games back then), led all scorers by a mile, nearly couldn't miss. All this having already drank two beers and then downing a 3 liter bottle of Double Bastard while playing. We were supposed to chug if the other team scored, but I was dominating, so I started chugging either way. All that beer, and I didn't even have to play zone defense once.chuck said:When I played my specialty was long throws that I'd bend from right to left. I could aim down the right sideline and bring it back to the center with accuracy. That's what I did best in the game I played.
I broke a strap on my Teva sandals playing the game, but found I was fine playing barefoot. I also drank half a sixpack of full sail ambers while I played. I'm telling you guys this game is the shit. I'd like to see you try those stunts while playing american football.
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Moreso, did you zone up?Jesseisabeast said:
Are you JR Smith?chuck said:
My buddies and I used to always smoke a bowl before hitting the park for pick up hoops. Sometimes I'd be too baked and would try to change my mind about going, but they'd drag me up there anyway. I never regretted it because I was an absolute dead eye shooter with a good buzz. Long range jumpers, floaters in the paint, off the dribble, off a pass...didn't matter. I had a decent looking jumper at all times, but really wasnt even what I'd call a decent shooter % wise, unless I was high.1to392831weretaken said:
In like 2009 or something like that, I played the best game of basketball in my entire life. Played from halftime of the Apple Cup to halftime of the Civil War (they were back to back games back then), led all scorers by a mile, nearly couldn't miss. All this having already drank two beers and then downing a 3 liter bottle of Double Bastard while playing. We were supposed to chug if the other team scored, but I was dominating, so I started chugging either way. All that beer, and I didn't even have to play zone defense once.chuck said:When I played my specialty was long throws that I'd bend from right to left. I could aim down the right sideline and bring it back to the center with accuracy. That's what I did best in the game I played.
I broke a strap on my Teva sandals playing the game, but found I was fine playing barefoot. I also drank half a sixpack of full sail ambers while I played. I'm telling you guys this game is the shit. I'd like to see you try those stunts while playing american football.
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Solid over-the-hill, dazed and confused Glory Daze thread we got going.
Brav-fucking-oh!
Carry on, comprades -
Yes what red blooded merican man doesnt like to reminisce about glory days out on the pitch slinging some disk?CaptainPJ said:Solid over-the-hill, dazed and confused Glory Daze thread we got going.
Brav-fucking-oh!
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Opera Singer?RaceBannon said:
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This is some epic bro nonsense. "I'm better when I'm high!" said literally no one outside of bowling and pool.chuck said:
My buddies and I used to always smoke a bowl before hitting the park for pick up hoops. Sometimes I'd be too baked and would try to change my mind about going, but they'd drag me up there anyway. I never regretted it because I was an absolute dead eye shooter with a good buzz. Long range jumpers, floaters in the paint, off the dribble, off a pass...didn't matter. I had a decent looking jumper at all times, but really wasnt even what I'd call a decent shooter % wise, unless I was high.1to392831weretaken said:
In like 2009 or something like that, I played the best game of basketball in my entire life. Played from halftime of the Apple Cup to halftime of the Civil War (they were back to back games back then), led all scorers by a mile, nearly couldn't miss. All this having already drank two beers and then downing a 3 liter bottle of Double Bastard while playing. We were supposed to chug if the other team scored, but I was dominating, so I started chugging either way. All that beer, and I didn't even have to play zone defense once.chuck said:When I played my specialty was long throws that I'd bend from right to left. I could aim down the right sideline and bring it back to the center with accuracy. That's what I did best in the game I played.
I broke a strap on my Teva sandals playing the game, but found I was fine playing barefoot. I also drank half a sixpack of full sail ambers while I played. I'm telling you guys this game is the shit. I'd like to see you try those stunts while playing american football.
/csb
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I enjoyed weed and pick up basketballPitchfork51 said:
This is some epic bro nonsense. "I'm better when I'm high!" said literally no one outside of bowling and pool.chuck said:
My buddies and I used to always smoke a bowl before hitting the park for pick up hoops. Sometimes I'd be too baked and would try to change my mind about going, but they'd drag me up there anyway. I never regretted it because I was an absolute dead eye shooter with a good buzz. Long range jumpers, floaters in the paint, off the dribble, off a pass...didn't matter. I had a decent looking jumper at all times, but really wasnt even what I'd call a decent shooter % wise, unless I was high.1to392831weretaken said:
In like 2009 or something like that, I played the best game of basketball in my entire life. Played from halftime of the Apple Cup to halftime of the Civil War (they were back to back games back then), led all scorers by a mile, nearly couldn't miss. All this having already drank two beers and then downing a 3 liter bottle of Double Bastard while playing. We were supposed to chug if the other team scored, but I was dominating, so I started chugging either way. All that beer, and I didn't even have to play zone defense once.chuck said:When I played my specialty was long throws that I'd bend from right to left. I could aim down the right sideline and bring it back to the center with accuracy. That's what I did best in the game I played.
I broke a strap on my Teva sandals playing the game, but found I was fine playing barefoot. I also drank half a sixpack of full sail ambers while I played. I'm telling you guys this game is the shit. I'd like to see you try those stunts while playing american football.
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I was making fun doovil and that was a tangent anyway. The heart of the matter here is the frisbee and I'd like to see this thread back on track.Pitchfork51 said:
This is some epic bro nonsense. "I'm better when I'm high!" said literally no one outside of bowling and pool.chuck said:
My buddies and I used to always smoke a bowl before hitting the park for pick up hoops. Sometimes I'd be too baked and would try to change my mind about going, but they'd drag me up there anyway. I never regretted it because I was an absolute dead eye shooter with a good buzz. Long range jumpers, floaters in the paint, off the dribble, off a pass...didn't matter. I had a decent looking jumper at all times, but really wasnt even what I'd call a decent shooter % wise, unless I was high.1to392831weretaken said:
In like 2009 or something like that, I played the best game of basketball in my entire life. Played from halftime of the Apple Cup to halftime of the Civil War (they were back to back games back then), led all scorers by a mile, nearly couldn't miss. All this having already drank two beers and then downing a 3 liter bottle of Double Bastard while playing. We were supposed to chug if the other team scored, but I was dominating, so I started chugging either way. All that beer, and I didn't even have to play zone defense once.chuck said:When I played my specialty was long throws that I'd bend from right to left. I could aim down the right sideline and bring it back to the center with accuracy. That's what I did best in the game I played.
I broke a strap on my Teva sandals playing the game, but found I was fine playing barefoot. I also drank half a sixpack of full sail ambers while I played. I'm telling you guys this game is the shit. I'd like to see you try those stunts while playing american football.
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Still it was true. I shot way better in pick up games after a bowl but motivating my stoned ass to walk to the hoops from our place on Brooklyn wasnt always a sure thing. -
And by the way, I'm fairly offended at the comment about bowling stoned. I would never bowl stoned. Entirely different sort of concentration required kind of like golf.Pitchfork51 said:
This is some epic bro nonsense. "I'm better when I'm high!" said literally no one outside of bowling and pool.chuck said:
My buddies and I used to always smoke a bowl before hitting the park for pick up hoops. Sometimes I'd be too baked and would try to change my mind about going, but they'd drag me up there anyway. I never regretted it because I was an absolute dead eye shooter with a good buzz. Long range jumpers, floaters in the paint, off the dribble, off a pass...didn't matter. I had a decent looking jumper at all times, but really wasnt even what I'd call a decent shooter % wise, unless I was high.1to392831weretaken said:
In like 2009 or something like that, I played the best game of basketball in my entire life. Played from halftime of the Apple Cup to halftime of the Civil War (they were back to back games back then), led all scorers by a mile, nearly couldn't miss. All this having already drank two beers and then downing a 3 liter bottle of Double Bastard while playing. We were supposed to chug if the other team scored, but I was dominating, so I started chugging either way. All that beer, and I didn't even have to play zone defense once.chuck said:When I played my specialty was long throws that I'd bend from right to left. I could aim down the right sideline and bring it back to the center with accuracy. That's what I did best in the game I played.
I broke a strap on my Teva sandals playing the game, but found I was fine playing barefoot. I also drank half a sixpack of full sail ambers while I played. I'm telling you guys this game is the shit. I'd like to see you try those stunts while playing american football.
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The lanes, like the golf course, are no place for that kind of fuckery. Those important discussions can wait for their own thread though, perhaps next offseason. -
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chuck said:
And by the way, I'm fairly offended at the comment about bowling stoned. I would never bowl stoned. Entirely different sort of concentration required kind of like golf.Pitchfork51 said:
This is some epic bro nonsense. "I'm better when I'm high!" said literally no one outside of bowling and pool.chuck said:
My buddies and I used to always smoke a bowl before hitting the park for pick up hoops. Sometimes I'd be too baked and would try to change my mind about going, but they'd drag me up there anyway. I never regretted it because I was an absolute dead eye shooter with a good buzz. Long range jumpers, floaters in the paint, off the dribble, off a pass...didn't matter. I had a decent looking jumper at all times, but really wasnt even what I'd call a decent shooter % wise, unless I was high.1to392831weretaken said:
In like 2009 or something like that, I played the best game of basketball in my entire life. Played from halftime of the Apple Cup to halftime of the Civil War (they were back to back games back then), led all scorers by a mile, nearly couldn't miss. All this having already drank two beers and then downing a 3 liter bottle of Double Bastard while playing. We were supposed to chug if the other team scored, but I was dominating, so I started chugging either way. All that beer, and I didn't even have to play zone defense once.chuck said:When I played my specialty was long throws that I'd bend from right to left. I could aim down the right sideline and bring it back to the center with accuracy. That's what I did best in the game I played.
I broke a strap on my Teva sandals playing the game, but found I was fine playing barefoot. I also drank half a sixpack of full sail ambers while I played. I'm telling you guys this game is the shit. I'd like to see you try those stunts while playing american football.
/csb
The lanes, like the golf course, are no place for that kind of fuckery. Those important discussions can wait for their own thread though, perhaps next offseason.
Everyone knows the video games at the bowling alley are where the best fun happens when baked.
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frolf is sort of cooldtd said:More of a frolf guy myself. Can't get (as) drunk playing ultimate.
UF is lame. I tried playing it for five minutes once and was just like, "This is almost as gay as hackey sack. I'm out." -
You were there, too?RaceBannon said:
I enjoyed weed and pick up basketballPitchfork51 said:
This is some epic bro nonsense. "I'm better when I'm high!" said literally no one outside of bowling and pool.chuck said:
My buddies and I used to always smoke a bowl before hitting the park for pick up hoops. Sometimes I'd be too baked and would try to change my mind about going, but they'd drag me up there anyway. I never regretted it because I was an absolute dead eye shooter with a good buzz. Long range jumpers, floaters in the paint, off the dribble, off a pass...didn't matter. I had a decent looking jumper at all times, but really wasnt even what I'd call a decent shooter % wise, unless I was high.1to392831weretaken said:
In like 2009 or something like that, I played the best game of basketball in my entire life. Played from halftime of the Apple Cup to halftime of the Civil War (they were back to back games back then), led all scorers by a mile, nearly couldn't miss. All this having already drank two beers and then downing a 3 liter bottle of Double Bastard while playing. We were supposed to chug if the other team scored, but I was dominating, so I started chugging either way. All that beer, and I didn't even have to play zone defense once.chuck said:When I played my specialty was long throws that I'd bend from right to left. I could aim down the right sideline and bring it back to the center with accuracy. That's what I did best in the game I played.
I broke a strap on my Teva sandals playing the game, but found I was fine playing barefoot. I also drank half a sixpack of full sail ambers while I played. I'm telling you guys this game is the shit. I'd like to see you try those stunts while playing american football.
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Smokin weed and tossing peaches into wicker baskets, with Uncle Race!! -
Hackey sack us fun if you dont suck at it. I mean it's fun for 10-15 minutes. Any more than that and you're just kind of a douche.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:
frolf is sort of cooldtd said:More of a frolf guy myself. Can't get (as) drunk playing ultimate.
UF is lame. I tried playing it for five minutes once and was just like, "This is almost as gay as hackey sack. I'm out." -
Crispenedchuck said:
Hackey sack is fun if you're a douche.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:
frolf is sort of cooldtd said:More of a frolf guy myself. Can't get (as) drunk playing ultimate.
UF is lame. I tried playing it for five minutes once and was just like, "This is almost as gay as hackey sack. I'm out."
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I'm inferring there are some uncoordinated oafs here who weren't able to pass a sack (or throw a frisbee most likely) and labeled those who were able douches.CaptainPJ said:
Crispenedchuck said:
Hackey sack is fun if you're a douche.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:
frolf is sort of cooldtd said:More of a frolf guy myself. Can't get (as) drunk playing ultimate.
UF is lame. I tried playing it for five minutes once and was just like, "This is almost as gay as hackey sack. I'm out."
YW
But again, this is for another day. We'll address some of the other hippie "sports", and the hatred of them by generic jock wannabes, later in the series. We really need to stay focused on the frisbee here. Or just let this thread die. Up to y'all to choose. -
I have a guy on staff who plays ultimate frisbee. He's getting fired soon.
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