Porking Lot Update (Crystal Mountain Edition)
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Swaye said:
Pretty sure this means "stand by for wilderness man sex."pawz said:
I am an #epicpass abuser. There has been a precipitous decline at Stevens since Vail took over last year. The days at Whistler make it worth while, imo.YellowSnow said:
All you Ikon cunts ruined Crystal. Seriously. Management is trying to deny this is the root cause of the issue, but it's created a massive uptick in demand. Exact same thing happened at various Utah resorts once they became Ikon pass.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Jesus christ I cant believe all lots filled. You expect that at Stevens not Crystal
Gotta get up fucking early for the rest of the season. Im definitely an Ikon pass abuser so it's partially my fault
I hadn't been to Crystal in over 20 years until Hwy 2 was closed indefinitely last Sunday. Monday morning I decided to head to Crystal at the last minute when I realized Hwy 2 was still fucked.
OMG. 12" of blower overnight and bluebird before lunch. I thought I died and went to heaven. Literally riding thru waist deep pow in spots getting sprayed in the face like a pornstar.
I wished I knew where I was going. I LOVED riding thru the trees on Right Elbow but could never find my way back.
PM to @YellowSnow, @PurpleBaze and @PostGameOrangeSlices, I ride at Stevens every Monday. Open invitation. I like to get lost in the trees away from the crowds.
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What if I get TDS and push @pawz off the chair ?pawz said:
I am an #epicpass abuser. There has been a precipitous decline at Stevens since Vail took over last year. The days at Whistler make it worth while, imo.YellowSnow said:
All you Ikon cunts ruined Crystal. Seriously. Management is trying to deny this is the root cause of the issue, but it's created a massive uptick in demand. Exact same thing happened at various Utah resorts once they became Ikon pass.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Jesus christ I cant believe all lots filled. You expect that at Stevens not Crystal
Gotta get up fucking early for the rest of the season. Im definitely an Ikon pass abuser so it's partially my fault
I hadn't been to Crystal in over 20 years until Hwy 2 was closed indefinitely last Sunday. Monday morning I decided to head to Crystal at the last minute when I realized Hwy 2 was still fucked.
OMG. 12" of blower overnight and bluebird before lunch. I thought I died and went to heaven. Literally riding thru waist deep pow in spots getting sprayed in the face like a pornstar.
I wished I knew where I was going. I LOVED riding thru the trees on Right Elbow but could never find my way back.
PM to @YellowSnow, @PurpleBaze and @PostGameOrangeSlices, I ride at Stevens every Monday. Open invitation. I like to get lost in the trees away from the crowds. -
What if @pawz wears a hat that says "Make Crystal Great Again"?YellowSnow said:
What if I get TDS and push @pawz off the chair ?pawz said:
I am an #epicpass abuser. There has been a precipitous decline at Stevens since Vail took over last year. The days at Whistler make it worth while, imo.YellowSnow said:
All you Ikon cunts ruined Crystal. Seriously. Management is trying to deny this is the root cause of the issue, but it's created a massive uptick in demand. Exact same thing happened at various Utah resorts once they became Ikon pass.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Jesus christ I cant believe all lots filled. You expect that at Stevens not Crystal
Gotta get up fucking early for the rest of the season. Im definitely an Ikon pass abuser so it's partially my fault
I hadn't been to Crystal in over 20 years until Hwy 2 was closed indefinitely last Sunday. Monday morning I decided to head to Crystal at the last minute when I realized Hwy 2 was still fucked.
OMG. 12" of blower overnight and bluebird before lunch. I thought I died and went to heaven. Literally riding thru waist deep pow in spots getting sprayed in the face like a pornstar.
I wished I knew where I was going. I LOVED riding thru the trees on Right Elbow but could never find my way back.
PM to @YellowSnow, @PurpleBaze and @PostGameOrangeSlices, I ride at Stevens every Monday. Open invitation. I like to get lost in the trees away from the crowds. -
I die happy.YellowSnow said:
What if I get TDS and push @pawz off the chair ?pawz said:
I am an #epicpass abuser. There has been a precipitous decline at Stevens since Vail took over last year. The days at Whistler make it worth while, imo.YellowSnow said:
All you Ikon cunts ruined Crystal. Seriously. Management is trying to deny this is the root cause of the issue, but it's created a massive uptick in demand. Exact same thing happened at various Utah resorts once they became Ikon pass.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Jesus christ I cant believe all lots filled. You expect that at Stevens not Crystal
Gotta get up fucking early for the rest of the season. Im definitely an Ikon pass abuser so it's partially my fault
I hadn't been to Crystal in over 20 years until Hwy 2 was closed indefinitely last Sunday. Monday morning I decided to head to Crystal at the last minute when I realized Hwy 2 was still fucked.
OMG. 12" of blower overnight and bluebird before lunch. I thought I died and went to heaven. Literally riding thru waist deep pow in spots getting sprayed in the face like a pornstar.
I wished I knew where I was going. I LOVED riding thru the trees on Right Elbow but could never find my way back.
PM to @YellowSnow, @PurpleBaze and @PostGameOrangeSlices, I ride at Stevens every Monday. Open invitation. I like to get lost in the trees away from the crowds.
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Yella sure likes pushing people off their chairs.
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Pup's last known post was arguing with me about Lewis and Clark.PurpleBaze said:Yella sure likes pushing people off their chairs.
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I know I personally get heated when discussing those shitheadsYellowSnow said:
Pup's last known post was arguing with me about Lewis and Clark.PurpleBaze said:Yella sure likes pushing people off their chairs.
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Stay in your lane bruh. You can opine about John Wesley Powell if you want.Pitchfork51 said:
I know I personally get heated when discussing those shitheadsYellowSnow said:
Pup's last known post was arguing with me about Lewis and Clark.PurpleBaze said:Yella sure likes pushing people off their chairs.
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PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Jesus christ I cant believe all lots filled. You expect that at Stevens not Crystal
Gotta get up fucking early for the rest of the season. Im definitely an Ikon pass abuser so it's partially my fault
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Stevens has been a clusterfuck since I can remember. Sad to see Crystal now join the ranks. Now I know what it's like to be a gentrified minority. Crystal was always way underutilized despite their proximity to Seattle and being the second-best mountain in the state, so in my estimation Baker and White Pass are the only driveable places worth going to from Seattle now (on the weekends at least). Maybe throw Mission on that list. And all of those are a minimum 2.75 hour drive away.
Anyways, we need some big dick moneybags to start lobbying for development of forest land. Seattle metro is way too big for all of the ski traffic to be funneling into essentially two mountains.




