Porking Lot Update (Crystal Mountain Edition)
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Technically, you don't shoot a bow. You use the bow to shoot an arrow.YellowSnow said:
Squeeze the trigger. Christ.PurpleBaze said:
How do you shoot bows?YellowSnow said:
I appreciate that Tonto. Our mutual non-cultural appropriation pack is skrong. You don't ski and I don't paddle canoes or shoot bows and arrows.Swaye said:Injuns don't ski. More runs for you Yella!
And you don't squeeze the trigger; you press it. HTH -
Hey, man, you're the expurt. Not me.PurpleBaze said:
Technically, you don't shoot a bow. You use the bow to shoot an arrow.YellowSnow said:
Squeeze the trigger. Christ.PurpleBaze said:
How do you shoot bows?YellowSnow said:
I appreciate that Tonto. Our mutual non-cultural appropriation pack is skrong. You don't ski and I don't paddle canoes or shoot bows and arrows.Swaye said:Injuns don't ski. More runs for you Yella!
And you don't squeeze the trigger; you press it. HTH
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I'm not a very good teacher. Something about having no interest in my students' success or something.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Teach me how to fish. I suckdflea said:Still a few places to park along the river last weekend, Yella. Steelhead were dying.
Weekend recreating is for the birds!
We could go fuck off and drink beer and smoke fresh bowls, though. I'll tell you fishing glory stories and shit just to liven up the conversation. Yella can confirm. -
Down. Let's bring pup toodflea said:
I'm not a very good teacher. Something about having no interest in my students' success or something.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Teach me how to fish. I suckdflea said:Still a few places to park along the river last weekend, Yella. Steelhead were dying.
Weekend recreating is for the birds!
We could go fuck off and drink beer and smoke fresh bowls, though. I'll tell you fishing glory stories and shit just to liven up the conversation. Yella can confirm. -
At one point in time, me and @dflea were gonna try and fish off Pup's beach on Sky. Then he came at me bro and I go the two of us uninvited.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Down. Let's bring pup toodflea said:
I'm not a very good teacher. Something about having no interest in my students' success or something.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Teach me how to fish. I suckdflea said:Still a few places to park along the river last weekend, Yella. Steelhead were dying.
Weekend recreating is for the birds!
We could go fuck off and drink beer and smoke fresh bowls, though. I'll tell you fishing glory stories and shit just to liven up the conversation. Yella can confirm. -
A man's got to do what a man's got to do.YellowSnow said:
At one point in time, me and @dflea were gonna try and fish off Pup's beach on Sky. Then he came at me bro and I go the two of us uninvited.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Down. Let's bring pup toodflea said:
I'm not a very good teacher. Something about having no interest in my students' success or something.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Teach me how to fish. I suckdflea said:Still a few places to park along the river last weekend, Yella. Steelhead were dying.
Weekend recreating is for the birds!
We could go fuck off and drink beer and smoke fresh bowls, though. I'll tell you fishing glory stories and shit just to liven up the conversation. Yella can confirm.
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Except Pup couldn't handle my manliness.dflea said:
A man's got to do what a man's got to do.YellowSnow said:
At one point in time, me and @dflea were gonna try and fish off Pup's beach on Sky. Then he came at me bro and I go the two of us uninvited.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Down. Let's bring pup toodflea said:
I'm not a very good teacher. Something about having no interest in my students' success or something.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Teach me how to fish. I suckdflea said:Still a few places to park along the river last weekend, Yella. Steelhead were dying.
Weekend recreating is for the birds!
We could go fuck off and drink beer and smoke fresh bowls, though. I'll tell you fishing glory stories and shit just to liven up the conversation. Yella can confirm. -
Where is here? Some middle of nowhere city halfway between la and sf?UW_Doog_Bot said:
They are but that's about equivalent to another state from here.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Ive heard mammoth and heavenly/tahoe are amazing ?UW_Doog_Bot said:You motherfuckers are SPOILED. Lots in California fill up regularly super early and the runs are still shit. Nevermind the fucking traffic getting to and from there or all the fucking jamokes who can't drive on either a mountain or in snow.
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I am an #epicpass abuser. There has been a precipitous decline at Stevens since Vail took over last year. The days at Whistler make it worth while, imo.YellowSnow said:
All you Ikon cunts ruined Crystal. Seriously. Management is trying to deny this is the root cause of the issue, but it's created a massive uptick in demand. Exact same thing happened at various Utah resorts once they became Ikon pass.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Jesus christ I cant believe all lots filled. You expect that at Stevens not Crystal
Gotta get up fucking early for the rest of the season. Im definitely an Ikon pass abuser so it's partially my fault
I hadn't been to Crystal in over 20 years until Hwy 2 was closed indefinitely last Sunday. Monday morning I decided to head to Crystal at the last minute when I realized Hwy 2 was still fucked.
OMG. 12" of blower overnight and bluebird before lunch. I thought I died and went to heaven. Literally riding thru waist deep pow in spots getting sprayed in the face like a pornstar.
I wished I knew where I was going. I LOVED riding thru the trees on Right Elbow but could never find my way back.
PM to @YellowSnow, @PurpleBaze and @PostGameOrangeSlices, I ride at Stevens every Monday. Open invitation. I like to get lost in the trees away from the crowds.
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Pretty sure this means "stand by for wilderness man sex."pawz said:
I am an #epicpass abuser. There has been a precipitous decline at Stevens since Vail took over last year. The days at Whistler make it worth while, imo.YellowSnow said:
All you Ikon cunts ruined Crystal. Seriously. Management is trying to deny this is the root cause of the issue, but it's created a massive uptick in demand. Exact same thing happened at various Utah resorts once they became Ikon pass.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Jesus christ I cant believe all lots filled. You expect that at Stevens not Crystal
Gotta get up fucking early for the rest of the season. Im definitely an Ikon pass abuser so it's partially my fault
I hadn't been to Crystal in over 20 years until Hwy 2 was closed indefinitely last Sunday. Monday morning I decided to head to Crystal at the last minute when I realized Hwy 2 was still fucked.
OMG. 12" of blower overnight and bluebird before lunch. I thought I died and went to heaven. Literally riding thru waist deep pow in spots getting sprayed in the face like a pornstar.
I wished I knew where I was going. I LOVED riding thru the trees on Right Elbow but could never find my way back.
PM to @YellowSnow, @PurpleBaze and @PostGameOrangeSlices, I ride at Stevens every Monday. Open invitation. I like to get lost in the trees away from the crowds.
