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  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 23,807
    BearsWiin said:

    Row boat doesn't build character, it reveals it
    I would chin this but I have a policy about chinning any post by @BearsWiin . The policy is, I don't.
  • TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 19,992 Standard Supporter
    Baseball dads are awful. I hear Hockey dads are even worse. Soccer parents of all genders are generally too stupid for their own good, and LaCrosse parents? I don't know many. By design. But the few I do know are completely fucking insufferable and can't admit they took up LaCrosse because it's the the only sport white enough for Jimmy to get playing time on the field in.
  • LoneStarDawgLoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,597 Founders Club
    Sleep training is the most important thing for the next 24 months of your life, read, study, implement
  • whlinderwhlinder Member Posts: 5,108 Standard Supporter

    Baseball dads are awful. I hear Hockey dads are even worse. Soccer parents of all genders are generally too stupid for their own good, and LaCrosse parents? I don't know many. By design. But the few I do know are completely fucking insufferable and can't admit they took up LaCrosse because it's the the only sport white enough for Jimmy to get playing time on the field in.

    Accurate assessment of lacrosse parents. Some of them can be fun to party with but as sports parents, my god.
    My kid’s HS has won 2 of the past 3 boys state titles and the 2018 girl title in lacrosse in VA for their classification. It’s so important to so many white people. Some of the girls have gotten decent scholarships out of it.

    My kid had no interest. Phew.



  • whlinderwhlinder Member Posts: 5,108 Standard Supporter

    It's takes a certain amount of god given, rare human physical traits to get a D1 athletic scholarship. My wife had it for hoops in spades. Most kids trying to go that route for hoops or soccer, will never have "it" no matter how much their parents spend on club sports and fancy private coaching. I wish we could go back to the era of kids just being on the HS teams and calling it good.
    And playing multiple HS sports instead of specializing. The soccer shit is nuts now where the best players on clubs are banned from their HS teams or else get kicked off their club. They all become year round now. I’m as guilty as the rest cause my kid went with tennis and has no other real interest for competing. So that’s close to year round now.
  • ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    Sleep training short cut (serious):

    -sound machine...minimizes other noises from waking baby up and lulls them to sleep with a plethora of nature sounds. We prefer rain.

    -sleep sack...these come in a variety of shapes and sizes, but anything that’s an all in one (fuck swaddling blankets) that wraps them up and keeps them warm and secure works. Once they get strong enough to roll around they make some that look like one of the base jumper flying squirrel suits. Works great.

    -get the kid OUT of your bed ASAP. This is a bit more personal preference and I’ve gotten in trouble for criticizing this, but I have friends that still co-sleep with their 2-3 year old children. AKA, no nights of sleep alone in your bed without getting constantly kicked and elbowed and worrying you’ll roll over and crush the little fucker.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,702 Founders Club

    Sleep training short cut (serious):

    -sound machine...minimizes other noises from waking baby up and lulls them to sleep with a plethora of nature sounds. We prefer rain.

    -sleep sack...these come in a variety of shapes and sizes, but anything that’s an all in one (fuck swaddling blankets) that wraps them up and keeps them warm and secure works. Once they get strong enough to roll around they make some that look like one of the base jumper flying squirrel suits. Works great.

    -get the kid OUT of your bed ASAP. This is a bit more personal preference and I’ve gotten in trouble for criticizing this, but I have friends that still co-sleep with their 2-3 year old children. AKA, no nights of sleep alone in your bed without getting constantly kicked and elbowed and worrying you’ll roll over and crush the little fucker.

    This. Sound machine and sleep sacks are a must. Letting them sleep in the bed should be avoided at all costs.

    What say you @FireCohen ? You got any advice to chime in with?
  • FireCohenFireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    This thread went from being a classic to shit in a hurry
  • TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 19,992 Standard Supporter
    whlinder said:

    Accurate assessment of lacrosse parents. Some of them can be fun to party with but as sports parents, my god.
    My kid’s HS has won 2 of the past 3 boys state titles and the 2018 girl title in lacrosse in VA for their classification. It’s so important to so many white people. Some of the girls have gotten decent scholarships out of it.

    My kid had no interest. Phew.

    Blatant Cultural Appropriation, too. Surprised the Guilty White Libs aren't protesting and holding die-ins on the fields.

    @Swaye will have something to say on this, I'm sure.
  • TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 19,992 Standard Supporter

    This. Sound machine and sleep sacks are a must. Letting them sleep in the bed should be avoided at all costs.

    What say you @FireCohen ? You got any advice to chime in with?
    Um, shouldn't we be suggesting a Papoose? Much easier to transport on horseback.
  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 23,807
    whlinder said:

    And playing multiple HS sports instead of specializing. The soccer shit is nuts now where the best players on clubs are banned from their HS teams or else get kicked off their club. They all become year round now. I’m as guilty as the rest cause my kid went with tennis and has no other real interest for competing. So that’s close to year round now.
    Mine wasn't banned, but the Club coaches bet them to not play and shit on it every chance they get. There has been a backlash in Washington from players and parents, so much so that the Clubs have gotten smart and are a little more cooperative than they used to be. But it's definitely a rub.
  • 1to392831weretaken1to392831weretaken Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,683 Swaye's Wigwam
    edited December 2019

    get the kid OUT of your bed ASAP. This is a bit more personal preference and I’ve gotten in trouble for criticizing this, but I have friends that still co-sleep with their 2-3 year old children. AKA, no nights of sleep alone in your bed without getting constantly kicked and elbowed and worrying you’ll roll over and crush the little fucker.

    I have a friend* who have a near-nine and six year old sleeping with them. What. The. Fuck. My kids have spent a combined zero nights in my bed and are still pussyass Momma's boy/girls, so why lose the sleep?

    *His wife's Competitive Momming score? Off the charts.

  • TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 19,992 Standard Supporter

    I have a friend who have a near-nine and six year old sleeping with them. What. The. Fuck. My kids have spent a combined zero nights in my bed and are still pussyass Momma's boy/girls, so why lose the sleep?

    Your friends are fucked-in-the-head Hippies. Get better friends.
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