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Story tim with Swaye....

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  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,051 Standard Supporter

    FireCohen said:

    I thought this was going certified classic. Then piss snow chimes in with genetics and how ones should not do spend too much on athletics and all. If it keeps the kids busy - it’s good isn’t??

    @Swaye i got no advice for you regarding parenting. One thing I know, it is not for the weak and no running away from this (unless you are complete POS). America depends on you a growing a somewhat a well adjusted woman. Good luck and may god have mercy on your soul

    Way to completely miss the point you knucklehead. HS and middle school sports for kids are great. Obsessed parents traveling to club soccer tournaments all year long for kids that will never play at the next level seems like a pain in the butt. Did you not read anything @creepycoug said?
    Another great aspect of sports, however, is the true diversity the kids will discover as they unify and pull together toward a common goal, instead of being told who the good guys and bad guys are in the school classroom, supposedly in pursuit of "diversity." One is brainwashing bullshit, and the other is more like the real world, where common interests and desires pull people together, not guilt.
  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,051 Standard Supporter
    This I know already: Swaye's beautiful daughter's face will be his favorite sight to behold after a rough night in the drunk tank, whereas Mom's face will be filled with rage during the car ride home as she bites her tongue to not upset the little one.

    Play the Kid card all you want, Injun. Mom will. Bank it.
  • UW_Doog_Bot
    UW_Doog_Bot Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 18,541 Founders Club

    Sleep training short cut (serious):

    -sound machine...minimizes other noises from waking baby up and lulls them to sleep with a plethora of nature sounds. We prefer rain.

    -sleep sack...these come in a variety of shapes and sizes, but anything that’s an all in one (fuck swaddling blankets) that wraps them up and keeps them warm and secure works. Once they get strong enough to roll around they make some that look like one of the base jumper flying squirrel suits. Works great.

    -get the kid OUT of your bed ASAP. This is a bit more personal preference and I’ve gotten in trouble for criticizing this, but I have friends that still co-sleep with their 2-3 year old children. AKA, no nights of sleep alone in your bed without getting constantly kicked and elbowed and worrying you’ll roll over and crush the little fucker.

    @Swaye you know that fucking papoose I sent you? THIS IS WHAT IT'S FOR. USE IT.
  • UW_Doog_Bot
    UW_Doog_Bot Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 18,541 Founders Club

    Swaye said:

    I am praying for death.

    The struggle has only begun.





    Your kids only get exposed to what you choose the first 4 years or so. Choose wisely.
  • 1to392831weretaken
    1to392831weretaken Member Posts: 7,696
    I highly recommend Phineas and Ferb when the tyke is old enough. It's actually not that bad.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,689 Founders Club

    Swaye said:

    I am praying for death.

    The struggle has only begun.





    Your kids only get exposed to what you choose the first 4 years or so. Choose wisely.
    Oh really? Let them go to a friends house and get introduced to Blippi when you’re not paying attention.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,689 Founders Club

    I highly recommend Phineas and Ferb when the tyke is old enough. It's actually not that bad.

    Beavis and Butthead. May as well acquaint them with the real world.
    If you let your kid go to CUOG they will marry Beavis?