The Irony of Chris Petersen

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Or his coaches.DerekJohnson said:He has a well-documented history of getting publicly pissed off at his players for small mistakes. But he doesn't seem to hold himself to that same standard. Get ready for another week of "Petersen preaches perspective and patience" articles.

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Starting to think he’s lost his passion for coaching. Wonder if he will hang it up this offseason.
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His passion for boating to work and drinking expensive coffee will keep him on the job.whlinder said:Starting to think he’s lost his passion for coaching. Wonder if he will hang it up this offseason.
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I had speculated that his move from Boise to UW was in the hopes of rekindling some passion for coaching football.whlinder said:Starting to think he’s lost his passion for coaching. Wonder if he will hang it up this offseason.
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Not anymore. I’ve revoked access to my dock. Fuck you pete.PurpleBaze said:
His passion for boating to work and drinking expensive coffee will keep him on the job.whlinder said:Starting to think he’s lost his passion for coaching. Wonder if he will hang it up this offseason.
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YellowSnow said:
Not anymore. I’ve revoked access to my cock. Fuck you pete.PurpleBaze said:
His passion for boating to work and drinking expensive coffee will keep him on the job.whlinder said:Starting to think he’s lost his passion for coaching. Wonder if he will hang it up this offseason.
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Shut it you bearded cuntPurpleBaze said:YellowSnow said:
Not anymore. I’ve revoked access to my cock. Fuck you pete.PurpleBaze said:
His passion for boating to work and drinking expensive coffee will keep him on the job.whlinder said:Starting to think he’s lost his passion for coaching. Wonder if he will hang it up this offseason.
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This joke will never get old. It’s timeless and fucking hilariousPurpleBaze said:
His passion for boating to work and drinking expensive coffee will keep him on the job.whlinder said:Starting to think he’s lost his passion for coaching. Wonder if he will hang it up this offseason.
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PurpleBaze said:YellowSnow said:
Not anymore. I’ve revoked access to my cock. Fuck you pete.PurpleBaze said:
His passion for boating to work and drinking expensive coffee will keep him on the job.whlinder said:Starting to think he’s lost his passion for coaching. Wonder if he will hang it up this offseason.
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so, here's what I've concluded about Chris Petersen's coaching style... there's a quote in Truman Capote's In Cold Blood that says, during the beginning of the trial (and referencing Judge Tate's litigation tendencies; not the the attorneys trying Clutter case:
"Tate is what you might call a law-book lawyer, he never experiments, he goes strictly by the text"; but the same critic also said of him, "If I were innocent, he's the first man I'd want on the bench; if I was guilty, the last."
I feel Coach Pete is so obsessed with his old Boise playbook and chart of timings that he is a horrible coach when the team's guilty (or in this case needs to adjust or the mentality isn't there). He has a sermon he preaches that just doesn't work very well at elite levels week in and week out. It is fantastic when he has 8 months to prepare for that one big game and the rest of the games are fairly easy, but when he has to bring it every week he gets exposed. The trick plays we run are fucking baffling. Why we even run them is one thing, but the execution is fucking horrible - disastrous. I get it when you need a 2 point conversion at a critical time you roll out the trick play, but the other times we've run them... how the fuck are these abominations still in the playbook at all?
This year was a big fucking wake up call.
It's funny to think that as of November 2019 Petersen is not going to be poached by a better program and Helton is making it hard for USC to fire him. Who'd a fucking thunk that would be the case?





