Haener sells the couch

First thought, what a fucking idiot he is for pulling this shit right now. Second, In retrospect maybe we should have offered Cale Millen, but at least this way we all of a sudden have an extra scholarship for Gary Bryant/Ayden Hector.

OreDawg

Fast rising CFB expert weighs in

https://twitter.com/cfbquotes/status/1165357655302369280?s=20

Spoiler, it ain’t going to be FBS

Well, Pete never said what uniform he'd be wearing when he told us Haener would be playing in the Eastern game.

PurpleThrobber

Haener must have a back pocket FCS offer somewhere

Grand Forks, ND is beautiful in January.

Cougzz

Petersen should let him play at UCLA immediately. https://t.co/z31ExbIaFC
— Jacob Thorpe (@JacobThorpeSR) August 24, 2019

GrundleStiltzkin

Fast rising CFB expert weighs in

https://twitter.com/cfbquotes/status/1165357655302369280?s=20

Spoiler, it ain’t going to be FBS
Well, Pete never said what uniform he'd be wearing when he told us Haener would be playing in the Eastern game.

He’d be third string there. And I’m not joking.

Penace

I hope pete learned a lesson here. By trying to somehow teach the big boys that nothing is given and wasting tons of valuable resources on a try hard piece of shit he has injured the experience in the qb room. All in all this is great news as haener wasn't even worthy of being second string let alone eating up super valuable reps. Get lost you fucking loser.

CuntWaffle

Uhhhhhh spoiled brat much?

dnc

https://twitter.com/CurtoWorld/status/1165360551381200897?s=20

Penace

Haener must have a back pocket FCS offer somewhere
Grand Forks, ND is beautiful in January.

I know your being sarkastik but haener isn't good enough to play for NDSU

BleachedAnusDawg

Was not expecting this to be a serious thread. It's like finding a $20 bill in a pair of pants I wore 3 months ago.

Edwin_Bambino

As others have pointed out. Glad we wasted the reps.

PurpleThrobber

Haener must have a back pocket FCS offer somewhere
Grand Forks, ND is beautiful in January.

I know your being sarkastik but haener isn't good enough to play for NDSU

Grow the fuck up and learn the difference between Bison and Fighting Sioux.

PurpleJ

Haener must have a back pocket FCS offer somewhere
Grand Forks, ND is beautiful in January.

One of my dads’ hometown. TUFF German/Norwegian farmers! Go Fighting Sioux!

Oh and Haener is Jack Lockner sans elite athleticism and size.