What does marriage do to you?

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• Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,721

  July 2019

  FirePete said:

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  PurpleBaze said:

  joeEDangerously said:

  Swaye said:

  Pitchfork51 said:

  Your denial is tragic
  
  

  So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

  Welcome to the club of suckers

  You can always enter the portal. It can be expensive, but nothing is stopping you.
  I speak from experience.

  Kids?? How they take that. I wish my biological father would have entered the portal. Took a prison break to get that fucker out of my life.

  This explains a lot.

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• FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

  July 2019

  Swaye said:

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  FirePete said:

  PurpleBaze said:

  joeEDangerously said:

  Swaye said:

  Pitchfork51 said:

  Your denial is tragic
  
  

  So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

  Welcome to the club of suckers

  You can always enter the portal. It can be expensive, but nothing is stopping you.
  I speak from experience.

  Kids?? How they take that. I wish my biological father would have entered the portal. Took a prison break to get that fucker out of my life.

  This explains a lot.

  Happy fatherhood Swaye. Just don’t become a POS that even your children can’t stand you

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• Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,721

  July 2019

  FirePete said:

  show previous quotes

  Swaye said:

  FirePete said:

  PurpleBaze said:

  joeEDangerously said:

  Swaye said:

  Pitchfork51 said:

  Your denial is tragic
  
  

  So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

  Welcome to the club of suckers

  You can always enter the portal. It can be expensive, but nothing is stopping you.
  I speak from experience.

  Kids?? How they take that. I wish my biological father would have entered the portal. Took a prison break to get that fucker out of my life.

  This explains a lot.

  Happy fatherhood Swaye. Just don’t become a POS that even your children can’t stand you

  Too late I think.

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• FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

  July 2019

  Swaye said:

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  FirePete said:

  Swaye said:

  FirePete said:

  PurpleBaze said:

  joeEDangerously said:

  Swaye said:

  Pitchfork51 said:

  Your denial is tragic
  
  

  So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

  Welcome to the club of suckers

  You can always enter the portal. It can be expensive, but nothing is stopping you.
  I speak from experience.

  Kids?? How they take that. I wish my biological father would have entered the portal. Took a prison break to get that fucker out of my life.

  This explains a lot.

  Happy fatherhood Swaye. Just don’t become a POS that even your children can’t stand you

  Too late I think.

  I hope your children can stand you at this point

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• Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,721

  July 2019

  FirePete said:

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  Swaye said:

  FirePete said:

  Swaye said:

  FirePete said:

  PurpleBaze said:

  joeEDangerously said:

  Swaye said:

  Pitchfork51 said:

  Your denial is tragic
  
  

  So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

  Welcome to the club of suckers

  You can always enter the portal. It can be expensive, but nothing is stopping you.
  I speak from experience.

  Kids?? How they take that. I wish my biological father would have entered the portal. Took a prison break to get that fucker out of my life.

  This explains a lot.

  Happy fatherhood Swaye. Just don’t become a POS that even your children can’t stand you

  Too late I think.

  I hope your children can stand you at this point

  Not even born, probably already realize I am a degenerate loser.

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• Houhusky Member Posts: 5,537

  July 2019

  Swaye said:

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  FirePete said:

  Swaye said:

  FirePete said:

  Swaye said:

  FirePete said:

  PurpleBaze said:

  joeEDangerously said:

  Swaye said:

  Pitchfork51 said:

  Your denial is tragic
  
  

  So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

  Welcome to the club of suckers

  You can always enter the portal. It can be expensive, but nothing is stopping you.
  I speak from experience.

  Kids?? How they take that. I wish my biological father would have entered the portal. Took a prison break to get that fucker out of my life.

  This explains a lot.

  Happy fatherhood Swaye. Just don’t become a POS that even your children can’t stand you

  Too late I think.

  I hope your children can stand you at this point

  Not even born, probably already realize I am a degenerate loser.

  The baby does carry half of your wife’s genes so there is a chance your child will have a affinity for loser men and be ok with your degenerate loser ways as a father...... however this trait has a 100% chance of being expressed in her future choice of men she dates too, so there is a trade off.

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• dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,869

  July 2019

  joeEDangerously said:

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  Swaye said:

  Pitchfork51 said:

  Your denial is tragic
  
  

  So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

  Welcome to the club of suckers

  Speak for yourself.
  
  I’m in club swallow.

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• HuskyJW Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 15,174

  July 2019

  Just wait...
  
  bj’s will be a distant memory and now be a restaurant name in your house

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• backthepack Member Posts: 19,929

  July 2019

  Live look-in at Swaye
  

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• Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,427

  July 2019

  Nice one fudgepack

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• TurdBomber Member Posts: 19,999

  July 2019

  FirePete said:

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  Swaye said:

  FirePete said:

  PurpleBaze said:

  joeEDangerously said:

  Swaye said:

  Pitchfork51 said:

  Your denial is tragic
  
  

  So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

  Welcome to the club of suckers

  You can always enter the portal. It can be expensive, but nothing is stopping you.
  I speak from experience.

  Kids?? How they take that. I wish my biological father would have entered the portal. Took a prison break to get that fucker out of my life.

  This explains a lot.

  Happy fatherhood Swaye. Just don’t become a POS that even your children can’t stand you

  If your kids like you when they're teens, you've done a shitty job. Been there, done that.

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• TurdBomber Member Posts: 19,999

  July 2019 edited July 2019

  Big, milky boobs (or joobs? Forgot to axe) on the way, too.
  
  Fun to play with and alleviate boredom while little Swaye's in the papoose.

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• dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,869

  July 2019

  TurdBomber said:

  Big, milky boobs (or joobs? Forgot to axe) on the way, too.
  
  Fun to play with and alleviate boredom while little Swaye's in the papoose.

  Just don’t play too much unless you want some of muthas milk...
  
  Then you’re just a sick fuck.
  
  
  

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• EwaDawg Member Posts: 4,308

  July 2019

  dirtysouwfdawg said:

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  TurdBomber said:

  Big, milky boobs (or joobs? Forgot to axe) on the way, too.
  
  Fun to play with and alleviate boredom while little Swaye's in the papoose.

  Just don’t play too much unless you want some of muthas milk...
  
  Then you’re just a sick fuck.
  
  
  

  Well, this is HcH.
  

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• backthepack Member Posts: 19,929

  July 2019

  Pitchfork51 said:

  Nice one fudgepack

  
  

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• TurdBomber Member Posts: 19,999

  July 2019

  dirtysouwfdawg said:

  show previous quotes

  TurdBomber said:

  Big, milky boobs (or joobs? Forgot to axe) on the way, too.
  
  Fun to play with and alleviate boredom while little Swaye's in the papoose.

  Just don’t play too much unless you want some of muthas milk...
  
  Then you’re just a sick fuck.
  
  
  

  And???

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