What does marriage do to you?

Swaye

FirePete said:

PurpleBaze said:

joeEDangerously said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

Welcome to the club of suckers

You can always enter the portal. It can be expensive, but nothing is stopping you.
I speak from experience.

Kids?? How they take that. I wish my biological father would have entered the portal. Took a prison break to get that fucker out of my life.

This explains a lot.

FireCohen

Swaye said:

FirePete said:

PurpleBaze said:

joeEDangerously said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

Welcome to the club of suckers

You can always enter the portal. It can be expensive, but nothing is stopping you.
I speak from experience.

Kids?? How they take that. I wish my biological father would have entered the portal. Took a prison break to get that fucker out of my life.

This explains a lot.

Happy fatherhood Swaye. Just don’t become a POS that even your children can’t stand you

Swaye

FirePete said:

Swaye said:

FirePete said:

PurpleBaze said:

joeEDangerously said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

Welcome to the club of suckers

You can always enter the portal. It can be expensive, but nothing is stopping you.
I speak from experience.

Kids?? How they take that. I wish my biological father would have entered the portal. Took a prison break to get that fucker out of my life.

This explains a lot.

Happy fatherhood Swaye. Just don’t become a POS that even your children can’t stand you

Too late I think.

FireCohen

Swaye said:

FirePete said:

Swaye said:

FirePete said:

PurpleBaze said:

joeEDangerously said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

Welcome to the club of suckers

You can always enter the portal. It can be expensive, but nothing is stopping you.
I speak from experience.

Kids?? How they take that. I wish my biological father would have entered the portal. Took a prison break to get that fucker out of my life.

This explains a lot.

Happy fatherhood Swaye. Just don’t become a POS that even your children can’t stand you

Too late I think.

I hope your children can stand you at this point

Swaye

FirePete said:

Swaye said:

FirePete said:

Swaye said:

FirePete said:

PurpleBaze said:

joeEDangerously said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

Welcome to the club of suckers

You can always enter the portal. It can be expensive, but nothing is stopping you.
I speak from experience.

Kids?? How they take that. I wish my biological father would have entered the portal. Took a prison break to get that fucker out of my life.

This explains a lot.

Happy fatherhood Swaye. Just don’t become a POS that even your children can’t stand you

Too late I think.

I hope your children can stand you at this point

Not even born, probably already realize I am a degenerate loser.

Houhusky

Swaye said:

FirePete said:

Swaye said:

FirePete said:

Swaye said:

FirePete said:

PurpleBaze said:

joeEDangerously said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

Welcome to the club of suckers

You can always enter the portal. It can be expensive, but nothing is stopping you.
I speak from experience.

Kids?? How they take that. I wish my biological father would have entered the portal. Took a prison break to get that fucker out of my life.

This explains a lot.

Happy fatherhood Swaye. Just don’t become a POS that even your children can’t stand you

Too late I think.

I hope your children can stand you at this point

Not even born, probably already realize I am a degenerate loser.

The baby does carry half of your wife’s genes so there is a chance your child will have a affinity for loser men and be ok with your degenerate loser ways as a father...... however this trait has a 100% chance of being expressed in her future choice of men she dates too, so there is a trade off.

dirtysouwfdawg

joeEDangerously said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Your denial is tragic

So is my sex life. It really is true what the married assholes said. I don't think I've gotten any in over a week since the honeymoon. FML.

Welcome to the club of suckers

Speak for yourself.

I’m in club swallow.

HuskyJW

Just wait...

bj’s will be a distant memory and now be a restaurant name in your house

backthepack

Live look-in at Swaye

Pitchfork51

Nice one fudgepack