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I wear one. My wife doesn't, but that's because she lost interest in me a long tim ago. #Incels4IlhanDoog_de_Jour said:
Why is it that some married men (the non-cheating kind...I know this about Yella as I’ve met his lovely wife and I have no doubt that she’d use his guts for garters if he ever tried to stray) don’t wear wedding rings? I see this happening more and it makes me mad if their left hand is bare, I give the “come hither” eyes, and they awkwardly blurt out “I’M MARRIED!”YellowSnow said:
Ha ha. Pussy! I don't even wear a wedding ring!!Swaye said:Yep, and here's the proof:
Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole inMonacoMaltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfoundhappinessmisery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.
See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa.
I’m genuinely curious. -
If we're going to start bashing the idea of using Yella's guts for garters, I'm out!Doog_de_Jour said:
Why is it that some married men (the non-cheating kind...I know this about Yella as I’ve met his lovely wife and I have no doubt that she’d use his guts for garters if he ever tried to stray) don’t wear wedding rings? I see this happening more and it makes me mad if their left hand is bare, I give the “come hither” eyes, and they awkwardly blurt out “I’M MARRIED!”YellowSnow said:
Ha ha. Pussy! I don't even wear a wedding ring!!Swaye said:Yep, and here's the proof:
Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole inMonacoMaltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfoundhappinessmisery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.
See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa.
I’m genuinely curious. -
It’s only piece of jewelry I wear. No offense to @PurpleBaze @Swaye & @YellowSnow but watches are jewelryGrundleStiltzkin said:
I wear one. My wife doesn't, but that's because she lost interest in me a long tim ago. #Incels4IlhanDoog_de_Jour said:
Why is it that some married men (the non-cheating kind...I know this about Yella as I’ve met his lovely wife and I have no doubt that she’d use his guts for garters if he ever tried to stray) don’t wear wedding rings? I see this happening more and it makes me mad if their left hand is bare, I give the “come hither” eyes, and they awkwardly blurt out “I’M MARRIED!”YellowSnow said:
Ha ha. Pussy! I don't even wear a wedding ring!!Swaye said:Yep, and here's the proof:
Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole inMonacoMaltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfoundhappinessmisery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.
See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa.
I’m genuinely curious. -
I lost mine many years ago at the YMCA (not a metaphor, pretty sure someone stole it). Replacements of what I wanted were always too much for me to spend and frankly I got hit on less without a wedding ring. Not wearing a ring was never really an issue on Seattle. I’m sure it’s in part due to the multi culturalism and part due to seeing it as one more silly trapping an industry makes money on.
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cool shades bro
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I somehow lost mine at security at the Atlanta airport coming home from the playoffsDoog_de_Jour said:
Why is it that some married men (the non-cheating kind...I know this about Yella as I’ve met his lovely wife and I have no doubt that she’d use his guts for garters if he ever tried to stray) don’t wear wedding rings? I see this happening more and it makes me mad if their left hand is bare, I give the “come hither” eyes, and they awkwardly blurt out “I’M MARRIED!”YellowSnow said:
Ha ha. Pussy! I don't even wear a wedding ring!!Swaye said:Yep, and here's the proof:
Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole inMonacoMaltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfoundhappinessmisery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.
See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa.
I’m genuinely curious.
I didn't always wear it anyway. I can't stand any jewelry or watch
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No offense taken. Yes, watches are jewelry. Now that I'm divorced, I have to rely on wearing a starter luxury watch to try to look somewhat presentable. An $80 G-Shock just isn't going to make much of an impression and, quite honestly, I really have nothing else going for me.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
It’s only piece of jewelry I wear. No offense to @PurpleBaze @Swaye & @YellowSnow but watches are jewelryGrundleStiltzkin said:
I wear one. My wife doesn't, but that's because she lost interest in me a long tim ago. #Incels4IlhanDoog_de_Jour said:
Why is it that some married men (the non-cheating kind...I know this about Yella as I’ve met his lovely wife and I have no doubt that she’d use his guts for garters if he ever tried to stray) don’t wear wedding rings? I see this happening more and it makes me mad if their left hand is bare, I give the “come hither” eyes, and they awkwardly blurt out “I’M MARRIED!”YellowSnow said:
Ha ha. Pussy! I don't even wear a wedding ring!!Swaye said:Yep, and here's the proof:
Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole inMonacoMaltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfoundhappinessmisery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.
See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa.
I’m genuinely curious.
I have two Oris watches on order right now and they need to hurry and get here. I wonder if they are being shipped viaPony@SpiritHorse Express? -
Some (not all) watches are jewelry. Mine certainly and it's my substitute bling since I don't like wearing rings. Also to @RaceBannon 's point, not wearing a ring actually invites less female interest. I mean they look at me and say who's this 6'6" Mom's basement dwelling loser that no one wants.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
It’s only piece of jewelry I wear. No offense to @PurpleBaze @Swaye & @YellowSnow but watches are jewelryGrundleStiltzkin said:
I wear one. My wife doesn't, but that's because she lost interest in me a long tim ago. #Incels4IlhanDoog_de_Jour said:
Why is it that some married men (the non-cheating kind...I know this about Yella as I’ve met his lovely wife and I have no doubt that she’d use his guts for garters if he ever tried to stray) don’t wear wedding rings? I see this happening more and it makes me mad if their left hand is bare, I give the “come hither” eyes, and they awkwardly blurt out “I’M MARRIED!”YellowSnow said:
Ha ha. Pussy! I don't even wear a wedding ring!!Swaye said:Yep, and here's the proof:
Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole inMonacoMaltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfoundhappinessmisery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.
See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa.
I’m genuinely curious. -
I wear mine, but I'm surprised I still actually have it because I'm left handed and every time I play basketball or football (okay, so by "play" I mean fuck around in the backyard by myself for 5 minutes) it affects my throwing so I take it off and place it somewhere that I absolutely won't forget and...since I'm getting older I now forget shit pretty much every day and the ring takes me about 30 minutes to find.
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Meek said:
I wear mine, but I'm surprised I still actually have it because I'm left handed and every time I play basketball or football (okay, so by "play" I mean fuck around in the backyard by myself for 5 minutes) it affects my throwing so I take it off and place it somewhere that I absolutely won't forget and...since I'm getting older I now forget shit pretty much every day and the ring takes me about 30 minutes to find.
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My ring is titanium. Only way I'm getting it off is in the fires of mount doom.
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I also had the 6AL-4V Aircraft-Grade Titanium ring. But apparently my fingers, and sadly only my fingers, swell impressively during the day. Went from falling off every morning to cutting off circulation every evening or with any exercise.UW_Doog_Bot said:My ring is titanium. Only way I'm getting it off is in the fires of mount doom.
I offered some kind of silicone replacement or cock ring of her choosing, but she insisted on something more permanent and visible. Eventually started looking at ring tattoos. Then the situation alleviated itself and I no longer needed a ring anyway, so I've got that going for me.
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I’m in the guts for garters kind of threatening/loving marriage. I think I’ve had mine off about 5 times.
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Wrong bored a-holes
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U should post moreNoWarningJustDawg said:
I also had the 6AL-4V Aircraft-Grade Titanium ring. But apparently my fingers, and sadly only my fingers, swell impressively during the day. Went from falling off every morning to cutting off circulation every evening or with any exercise.UW_Doog_Bot said:My ring is titanium. Only way I'm getting it off is in the fires of mount doom.
I offered some kind of silicone replacement or cock ring of her choosing, but she insisted on something more permanent and visible. Eventually started looking at ring tattoos. Then the situation alleviated itself and I no longer needed a ring anyway, so I've got that going for me.
(I know, CSB) -
@Doog_de_JourDoog_de_Jour said:
Why is it that some married men (the non-cheating kind...I know this about Yella as I’ve met his lovely wife and I have no doubt that she’d use his guts for garters if he ever tried to stray) don’t wear wedding rings? I see this happening more and it makes me mad if their left hand is bare, I give the “come hither” eyes, and they awkwardly blurt out “I’M MARRIED!”YellowSnow said:
Ha ha. Pussy! I don't even wear a wedding ring!!Swaye said:Yep, and here's the proof:
Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole inMonacoMaltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfoundhappinessmisery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.
See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa.
I’m genuinely curious.
1- I wore a ring for marriage attempt 1.0, so decided to do the opposite in 2.0 and am 8 years in and happy.
2- Got 1/4 of what I paid for 1.0 ring when i had to hawk it and am still bitter
3- I like to mess with the insecure types, and say my wife is kewl w/o me wearing one.
4- My 2 dads never wore one - he just has a creepy pinkie ring - and they are going 45 years now.
5- Prince William doesn't wear one, so why should I ? -
Ring, watch, hat......gone.....just gone...
No wife, no job, and no hair. Bleach is a mans best fren
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Thanks gentlemen for the insight on wedding rings. My parents (happily married for 40+ years) don’t wear theirs. (I think their reason was the rings stopped fitting and they didn’t want to bother resizing them. They just got new bling instead.)
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I know someone who as a joke to their hubby had “put this back on” engraved on the inside of the ring.LoneStarDawg said:I’m in the guts for garters kind of threatening/loving marriage. I think I’ve had mine off about 5 times.
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This is true, and thanks to Instagram half the 20 somethings in America know if you are wearing a sweet Rolex you are a baller so this has greatly helped me bang out hot bodied young sluts. I'm kidding. I'm married. My life is over.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
It’s only piece of jewelry I wear. No offense to @PurpleBaze @Swaye & @YellowSnow but watches are jewelryGrundleStiltzkin said:
I wear one. My wife doesn't, but that's because she lost interest in me a long tim ago. #Incels4IlhanDoog_de_Jour said:
Why is it that some married men (the non-cheating kind...I know this about Yella as I’ve met his lovely wife and I have no doubt that she’d use his guts for garters if he ever tried to stray) don’t wear wedding rings? I see this happening more and it makes me mad if their left hand is bare, I give the “come hither” eyes, and they awkwardly blurt out “I’M MARRIED!”YellowSnow said:
Ha ha. Pussy! I don't even wear a wedding ring!!Swaye said:Yep, and here's the proof:
Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole inMonacoMaltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfoundhappinessmisery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.
See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa.
I’m genuinely curious. -
I don't do business with camel jockeys.PurpleBaze said:
No offense taken. Yes, watches are jewelry. Now that I'm divorced, I have to rely on wearing a starter luxury watch to try to look somewhat presentable. An $80 G-Shock just isn't going to make much of an impression and, quite honestly, I really have nothing else going for me.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
It’s only piece of jewelry I wear. No offense to @PurpleBaze @Swaye & @YellowSnow but watches are jewelryGrundleStiltzkin said:
I wear one. My wife doesn't, but that's because she lost interest in me a long tim ago. #Incels4IlhanDoog_de_Jour said:
Why is it that some married men (the non-cheating kind...I know this about Yella as I’ve met his lovely wife and I have no doubt that she’d use his guts for garters if he ever tried to stray) don’t wear wedding rings? I see this happening more and it makes me mad if their left hand is bare, I give the “come hither” eyes, and they awkwardly blurt out “I’M MARRIED!”YellowSnow said:
Ha ha. Pussy! I don't even wear a wedding ring!!Swaye said:Yep, and here's the proof:
Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole inMonacoMaltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfoundhappinessmisery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.
See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa.
I’m genuinely curious.
I have two Oris watches on order right now and they need to hurry and get here. I wonder if they are being shipped viaPony@SpiritHorse Express? -
Great second post. And a Wam sub to boot. Get an avatar so I don't have to hunt you down.NoWarningJustDawg said:
I also had the 6AL-4V Aircraft-Grade Titanium ring. But apparently my fingers, and sadly only my fingers, swell impressively during the day. Went from falling off every morning to cutting off circulation every evening or with any exercise.UW_Doog_Bot said:My ring is titanium. Only way I'm getting it off is in the fires of mount doom.
I offered some kind of silicone replacement or cock ring of her choosing, but she insisted on something more permanent and visible. Eventually started looking at ring tattoos. Then the situation alleviated itself and I no longer needed a ring anyway, so I've got that going for me.
(I know, CSB)
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HOW!Swaye said:
Great second post. And a Wam sub to boot. Get an avatar so I don't have to hunt you down.NoWarningJustDawg said:
I also had the 6AL-4V Aircraft-Grade Titanium ring. But apparently my fingers, and sadly only my fingers, swell impressively during the day. Went from falling off every morning to cutting off circulation every evening or with any exercise.UW_Doog_Bot said:My ring is titanium. Only way I'm getting it off is in the fires of mount doom.
I offered some kind of silicone replacement or cock ring of her choosing, but she insisted on something more permanent and visible. Eventually started looking at ring tattoos. Then the situation alleviated itself and I no longer needed a ring anyway, so I've got that going for me.
(I know, CSB)
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Apologies for previous casual racism, @IndigenousAmericanInDawgInNorthCarolina ... I'd heard you were dead and didn't react well. I'm pleased and relieved to see both you and the Ancient One Race are still alive.NoWarningJustDawg said:
HOW!Swaye said:
Great second post. And a Wam sub to boot. Get an avatar so I don't have to hunt you down.NoWarningJustDawg said:
I also had the 6AL-4V Aircraft-Grade Titanium ring. But apparently my fingers, and sadly only my fingers, swell impressively during the day. Went from falling off every morning to cutting off circulation every evening or with any exercise.UW_Doog_Bot said:My ring is titanium. Only way I'm getting it off is in the fires of mount doom.
I offered some kind of silicone replacement or cock ring of her choosing, but she insisted on something more permanent and visible. Eventually started looking at ring tattoos. Then the situation alleviated itself and I no longer needed a ring anyway, so I've got that going for me.
(I know, CSB) -
Stay!NoWarningJustDawg said:
Apologies for previous casual racism, @IndigenousAmericanInDawgInNorthCarolina ... I'd heard you were dead and didn't react well. I'm pleased and relieved to see both you and the Ancient One Race are still alive.NoWarningJustDawg said:
HOW!Swaye said:
Great second post. And a Wam sub to boot. Get an avatar so I don't have to hunt you down.NoWarningJustDawg said:
I also had the 6AL-4V Aircraft-Grade Titanium ring. But apparently my fingers, and sadly only my fingers, swell impressively during the day. Went from falling off every morning to cutting off circulation every evening or with any exercise.UW_Doog_Bot said:My ring is titanium. Only way I'm getting it off is in the fires of mount doom.
I offered some kind of silicone replacement or cock ring of her choosing, but she insisted on something more permanent and visible. Eventually started looking at ring tattoos. Then the situation alleviated itself and I no longer needed a ring anyway, so I've got that going for me.
(I know, CSB) -
It’s a dynamic situation on wearing my ring. Any remote physical activity it is off. Golf, running, gym, tennis, whatever, don’t wear it. As soon as I get home from work I take it off. Put it back on when I leave the next day. Don’t usually wear it on the weekend unless we’re going to dinner or have some event. I usually wear it while traveling. I lost the original when Jiffy Lube vacuumed it up by accident. I think. I’m been in the doghouse ever since.
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#rowboatdontwearnoringswhlinder said:It’s a dynamic situation on wearing my ring. Any remote physical activity it is off. Golf, running, gym, tennis, whatever, don’t wear it. As soon as I get home from work I take it off. Put it back on when I leave the next day. Don’t usually wear it on the weekend unless we’re going to dinner or have some event. I usually wear it while traveling. I lost the original when Jiffy Lube vacuumed it up by accident. I think. I’m been in the doghouse ever since.
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I wear a fake one
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It wasn't an accident and I got 100 bucks for it at the pawn shop. Belated thanks.whlinder said:It’s a dynamic situation on wearing my ring. Any remote physical activity it is off. Golf, running, gym, tennis, whatever, don’t wear it. As soon as I get home from work I take it off. Put it back on when I leave the next day. Don’t usually wear it on the weekend unless we’re going to dinner or have some event. I usually wear it while traveling. I lost the original when Jiffy Lube vacuumed it up by accident. I think. I’m been in the doghouse ever since.
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Jiffy Lube is @Swaye prostitute nameSwaye said:
It wasn't an accident and I got 100 bucks for it at the pawn shop. Belated thanks.whlinder said:It’s a dynamic situation on wearing my ring. Any remote physical activity it is off. Golf, running, gym, tennis, whatever, don’t wear it. As soon as I get home from work I take it off. Put it back on when I leave the next day. Don’t usually wear it on the weekend unless we’re going to dinner or have some event. I usually wear it while traveling. I lost the original when Jiffy Lube vacuumed it up by accident. I think. I’m been in the doghouse ever since.
