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UW_Doog_Bot

My ring is titanium. Only way I'm getting it off is in the fires of mount doom.

NoWarningJustDawg

UW_Doog_Bot said:

My ring is titanium. Only way I'm getting it off is in the fires of mount doom.

I also had the 6AL-4V Aircraft-Grade Titanium ring. But apparently my fingers, and sadly only my fingers, swell impressively during the day. Went from falling off every morning to cutting off circulation every evening or with any exercise.

I offered some kind of silicone replacement or cock ring of her choosing, but she insisted on something more permanent and visible. Eventually started looking at ring tattoos. Then the situation alleviated itself and I no longer needed a ring anyway, so I've got that going for me.

(I know, CSB)

LoneStarDawg

I’m in the guts for garters kind of threatening/loving marriage. I think I’ve had mine off about 5 times.

dirtysouwfdawg

Wrong bored a-holes

FireCohen

NoWarningJustDawg said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

My ring is titanium. Only way I'm getting it off is in the fires of mount doom.

I also had the 6AL-4V Aircraft-Grade Titanium ring. But apparently my fingers, and sadly only my fingers, swell impressively during the day. Went from falling off every morning to cutting off circulation every evening or with any exercise.

I offered some kind of silicone replacement or cock ring of her choosing, but she insisted on something more permanent and visible. Eventually started looking at ring tattoos. Then the situation alleviated itself and I no longer needed a ring anyway, so I've got that going for me.

(I know, CSB)

U should post more

YellowSnow

Doog_de_Jour said:

YellowSnow said:

Swaye said:

Yep, and here's the proof:



Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole in Monaco Maltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfound happiness misery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.

See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa.

Ha ha. Pussy! I don't even wear a wedding ring!!

Why is it that some married men (the non-cheating kind...I know this about Yella as I’ve met his lovely wife and I have no doubt that she’d use his guts for garters if he ever tried to stray) don’t wear wedding rings? I see this happening more and it makes me mad if their left hand is bare, I give the “come hither” eyes, and they awkwardly blurt out “I’M MARRIED!”

I’m genuinely curious.

@Doog_de_Jour

1- I wore a ring for marriage attempt 1.0, so decided to do the opposite in 2.0 and am 8 years in and happy.
2- Got 1/4 of what I paid for 1.0 ring when i had to hawk it and am still bitter
3- I like to mess with the insecure types, and say my wife is kewl w/o me wearing one.
4- My 2 dads never wore one - he just has a creepy pinkie ring - and they are going 45 years now.
5- Prince William doesn't wear one, so why should I ?

dannarc

Ring, watch, hat......gone.....just gone...

No wife, no job, and no hair. Bleach is a mans best fren

Doog_de_Jour

Thanks gentlemen for the insight on wedding rings. My parents (happily married for 40+ years) don’t wear theirs. (I think their reason was the rings stopped fitting and they didn’t want to bother resizing them. They just got new bling instead.)

I never thought about the fact wedding rings bring more attention from the ladies. It makes sense though.

Doog_de_Jour

LoneStarDawg said:

I’m in the guts for garters kind of threatening/loving marriage. I think I’ve had mine off about 5 times.

I know someone who as a joke to their hubby had “put this back on” engraved on the inside of the ring.

Swaye

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

YellowSnow said:

Swaye said:

Yep, and here's the proof:



Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole in Monaco Maltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfound happiness misery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.

See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa.

Ha ha. Pussy! I don't even wear a wedding ring!!

Why is it that some married men (the non-cheating kind...I know this about Yella as I’ve met his lovely wife and I have no doubt that she’d use his guts for garters if he ever tried to stray) don’t wear wedding rings? I see this happening more and it makes me mad if their left hand is bare, I give the “come hither” eyes, and they awkwardly blurt out “I’M MARRIED!”

I’m genuinely curious.

I wear one. My wife doesn't, but that's because she lost interest in me a long tim ago. #Incels4Ilhan

It’s only piece of jewelry I wear. No offense to @PurpleBaze @Swaye & @YellowSnow but watches are jewelry

This is true, and thanks to Instagram half the 20 somethings in America know if you are wearing a sweet Rolex you are a baller so this has greatly helped me bang out hot bodied young sluts. I'm kidding. I'm married. My life is over.