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            I lost him in TJ last night somewhere after the donkey show but before the midget jello wrestling so who knows.
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            Indeed he did.
Official time of death 5:53pm.
He wanted you all know you were like family to him.
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            Yep, and here's the proof:

Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole inMonacoMaltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfoundhappinessmisery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.
See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa. - 
            Would have been a better picture if the watch was showing 7:11.
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Maltby....cool fucking city!!!Swaye said:Yep, and here's the proof:

Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole inMonacoMaltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfoundhappinessmisery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.
See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa. - 
            Fuck you are pathetic...
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Can confirm.backthepack said:Fuck you are pathetic...
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            You've got more than Orkin money if you can even get in the door of that casino. There was some kind of forcefield around it that repelled my wife and I every time we tried to approach on our honeymoon.
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did you marry an Indian (dot)?Swaye said:Yep, and here's the proof:

Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole inMonacoMaltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfoundhappinessmisery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.
See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa.
Either way, you gotta do what you gotta do to get paid like I do. Respect.gif - 
            Get that liver spotted appendage outta here old man
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You’ll know what a mani/pedi is before long. Soon you’ll be joining her for the pedi to get that foot massage.Swaye said:Yep, and here's the proof:

Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole inMonacoMaltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfoundhappinessmisery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.
See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa. - 
            
T's and P's, my good man. T's and P's...Swaye said:Yep, and here's the proof:

Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole inMonacoMaltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfoundhappinessmisery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.
See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa. - 
            
Can confirm.DoogCourics said:
You’ll know what a mani/pedi is before long. Soon you’ll be joining her for the pedi to get that foot massage.Swaye said:Yep, and here's the proof:

Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole inMonacoMaltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfoundhappinessmisery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.
See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa. - 
            DoogCourics said:
You’ll know what a mani/pedi is before long. Soon you’ll be joining her for the pedi to get that foot massage.Swaye said:Yep, and here's the proof:

Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole inMonacoMaltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfoundhappinessmisery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.
See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa.
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            ^ I figured that was coming.
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Weird handsSwaye said:Yep, and here's the proof:

Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole inMonacoMaltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfoundhappinessmisery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.
See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa.
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It’s from all the Orkin juice spilling all overMikeDamone said:
Weird handsSwaye said:Yep, and here's the proof:

Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole inMonacoMaltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfoundhappinessmisery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.
See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa. - 
            I don't know about you guys, but I feel like I know Swaye's left arm better than my own.
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I feel like a stranger joke would be appropriate.Fenderbender123 said:I don't know about you guys, but I feel like I know Swaye's left arm better than my own.
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Ha ha. Pussy! I don't even wear a wedding ring!!Swaye said:Yep, and here's the proof:

Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole inMonacoMaltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfoundhappinessmisery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.
See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa.
Still miss you bruh.
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            ...about the bird?
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            BennyBeaver said:
...about the bird?
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Go back to where you came from.Meek said:
did you marry an Indian (dot)?Swaye said:Yep, and here's the proof:

Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole inMonacoMaltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfoundhappinessmisery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.
See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa.
Either way, you gotta do what you gotta do to get paid like I do. Respect.gif - 
            @swaye stop honey mooning. Crazy news with Rome. You have to read all the 100+ posts on that thread, stat!
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            Married by Pastor Pup
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Why is it that some married men (the non-cheating kind...I know this about Yella as I’ve met his lovely wife and I have no doubt that she’d use his guts for garters if he ever tried to stray) don’t wear wedding rings? I see this happening more and it makes me mad if their left hand is bare, I give the “come hither” eyes, and they awkwardly blurt out “I’M MARRIED!”YellowSnow said:
Ha ha. Pussy! I don't even wear a wedding ring!!Swaye said:Yep, and here's the proof:

Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole inMonacoMaltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfoundhappinessmisery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.
See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa.
I’m genuinely curious. 
















