Has anyone heard...

BayDawg

...if Swaye actually went thru with it?

UW_Doog_Bot

I lost him in TJ last night somewhere after the donkey show but before the midget jello wrestling so who knows.

dnc

Indeed he did.

Official time of death 5:53pm.

He wanted you all know you were like family to him.

May the Great Spirit rest his soul.

animate

Pouroneoutforourdeadhomie.gif

Swaye

Yep, and here's the proof:



Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole in Monaco Maltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfound happiness misery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.

See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa.

PurpleBaze

Would have been a better picture if the watch was showing 7:11.

Anyway, congratulations I guess?

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Swaye said:

Yep, and here's the proof:



Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole in Monaco Maltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfound happiness misery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.

See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa.

Maltby....cool fucking city!!!

backthepack

Fuck you are pathetic...


Marriage is a sham!!!

PurpleBaze

backthepack said:

Fuck you are pathetic...


Marriage is a sham!!!

Can confirm.

1to392831weretaken

You've got more than Orkin money if you can even get in the door of that casino. There was some kind of forcefield around it that repelled my wife and I every time we tried to approach on our honeymoon.

Meek

Swaye said:

Yep, and here's the proof:



Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole in Monaco Maltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfound happiness misery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.

See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa.

did you marry an Indian (dot)?

Either way, you gotta do what you gotta do to get paid like I do. Respect.gif

Pitchfork51

Get that liver spotted appendage outta here old man

DoogCourics

Swaye said:

Yep, and here's the proof:



Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole in Monaco Maltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfound happiness misery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.

See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa.

You’ll know what a mani/pedi is before long. Soon you’ll be joining her for the pedi to get that foot massage.

BayDawg

Swaye said:

Yep, and here's the proof:



Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole in Monaco Maltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfound happiness misery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.

See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa.

T's and P's, my good man. T's and P's...

BayDawg

DoogCourics said:

Swaye said:

Yep, and here's the proof:



Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole in Monaco Maltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfound happiness misery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.

See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa.

You’ll know what a mani/pedi is before long. Soon you’ll be joining her for the pedi to get that foot massage.

Can confirm.

Fenderbender123

DoogCourics said:

Swaye said:

Yep, and here's the proof:



Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole in Monaco Maltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfound happiness misery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.

See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa.

You’ll know what a mani/pedi is before long. Soon you’ll be joining her for the pedi to get that foot massage.

Fenderbender123

PurpleBaze

GrundleStiltzkin

Fenderbender123

^ I figured that was coming.

MikeDamone

Swaye said:

Yep, and here's the proof:



Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole in Monaco Maltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfound happiness misery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.

See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa.

Weird hands