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  • dirtysouwfdawgdirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,704
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    Swaye said:

    Yep, and here's the proof:



    Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole in Monaco Maltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfound happiness misery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.

    See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa.

    Weird hands
    It’s from all the Orkin juice spilling all over
  • dirtysouwfdawgdirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,704
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    I don't know about you guys, but I feel like I know Swaye's left arm better than my own.

    I feel like a stranger joke would be appropriate.

    Brain no worken.
  • BennyBeaverBennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,333
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    ...about the bird?
  • TommySQCTommySQC Member Posts: 5,813
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    Meek said:

    Swaye said:

    Yep, and here's the proof:



    Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole in Monaco Maltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfound happiness misery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.

    See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa.

    did you marry an Indian (dot)?

    Either way, you gotta do what you gotta do to get paid like I do. Respect.gif
    Go back to where you came from.
  • dirtysouwfdawgdirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,704
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    @swaye stop honey mooning. Crazy news with Rome. You have to read all the 100+ posts on that thread, stat!
  • DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 59,718
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    Married by Pastor Pup
  • DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 59,718
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    Swaye said:

    Yep, and here's the proof:



    Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole in Monaco Maltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfound happiness misery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.

    See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa.

    Ha ha. Pussy! I don't even wear a wedding ring!!

    Why is it that some married men (the non-cheating kind...I know this about Yella as I’ve met his lovely wife and I have no doubt that she’d use his guts for garters if he ever tried to stray) don’t wear wedding rings? I see this happening more and it makes me mad if their left hand is bare, I give the “come hither” eyes, and they awkwardly blurt out “I’M MARRIED!”

    I’m genuinely curious.
    If we're going to start bashing the idea of using Yella's guts for garters, I'm out!
  • StLouisDawgStLouisDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 486
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    I lost mine many years ago at the YMCA (not a metaphor, pretty sure someone stole it). Replacements of what I wanted were always too much for me to spend and frankly I got hit on less without a wedding ring. Not wearing a ring was never really an issue on Seattle. I’m sure it’s in part due to the multi culturalism and part due to seeing it as one more silly trapping an industry makes money on.
  • BeerThirtyBeerThirty Member Posts: 2,465
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    cool shades bro
  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 100,721
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    Swaye said:

    Yep, and here's the proof:



    Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole in Monaco Maltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfound happiness misery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.

    See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa.

    Ha ha. Pussy! I don't even wear a wedding ring!!

    Why is it that some married men (the non-cheating kind...I know this about Yella as I’ve met his lovely wife and I have no doubt that she’d use his guts for garters if he ever tried to stray) don’t wear wedding rings? I see this happening more and it makes me mad if their left hand is bare, I give the “come hither” eyes, and they awkwardly blurt out “I’M MARRIED!”

    I’m genuinely curious.
    I somehow lost mine at security at the Atlanta airport coming home from the playoffs

    I didn't always wear it anyway. I can't stand any jewelry or watch

    When I did wear it I got more interest from women
  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 29,483
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    Swaye said:

    Yep, and here's the proof:



    Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole in Monaco Maltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfound happiness misery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.

    See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa.

    Ha ha. Pussy! I don't even wear a wedding ring!!

    Why is it that some married men (the non-cheating kind...I know this about Yella as I’ve met his lovely wife and I have no doubt that she’d use his guts for garters if he ever tried to stray) don’t wear wedding rings? I see this happening more and it makes me mad if their left hand is bare, I give the “come hither” eyes, and they awkwardly blurt out “I’M MARRIED!”

    I’m genuinely curious.
    I wear one. My wife doesn't, but that's because she lost interest in me a long tim ago. #Incels4Ilhan
    It’s only piece of jewelry I wear. No offense to @PurpleBaze @Swaye & @YellowSnow but watches are jewelry
    No offense taken. Yes, watches are jewelry. Now that I'm divorced, I have to rely on wearing a starter luxury watch to try to look somewhat presentable. An $80 G-Shock just isn't going to make much of an impression and, quite honestly, I really have nothing else going for me.

    I have two Oris watches on order right now and they need to hurry and get here. I wonder if they are being shipped via Pony @SpiritHorse Express?
  • MeekMeek Member Posts: 7,031
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    I wear mine, but I'm surprised I still actually have it because I'm left handed and every time I play basketball or football (okay, so by "play" I mean fuck around in the backyard by myself for 5 minutes) it affects my throwing so I take it off and place it somewhere that I absolutely won't forget and...since I'm getting older I now forget shit pretty much every day and the ring takes me about 30 minutes to find.
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