Has anyone heard...

Pitchfork51

Get that liver spotted appendage outta here old man

DoogCourics

Swaye said:

Yep, and here's the proof:



Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole in Monaco Maltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfound happiness misery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.

See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa.

You’ll know what a mani/pedi is before long. Soon you’ll be joining her for the pedi to get that foot massage.

BayDawg

Swaye said:

Yep, and here's the proof:



Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole in Monaco Maltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfound happiness misery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.

See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa.

T's and P's, my good man. T's and P's...

BayDawg

DoogCourics said:

Swaye said:

Yep, and here's the proof:



Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole in Monaco Maltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfound happiness misery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.

See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa.

You’ll know what a mani/pedi is before long. Soon you’ll be joining her for the pedi to get that foot massage.

Can confirm.

Fenderbender123

DoogCourics said:

Swaye said:

Yep, and here's the proof:



Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole in Monaco Maltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfound happiness misery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.

See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa.

You’ll know what a mani/pedi is before long. Soon you’ll be joining her for the pedi to get that foot massage.

Fenderbender123

PurpleBaze

GrundleStiltzkin

Fenderbender123

^ I figured that was coming.

MikeDamone

Swaye said:

Yep, and here's the proof:



Anyone who has seen my watch photos knows that is my dead lifeless hand, clutching an Illusione 68 Corona Maduro (thanks @UW_Doog_Bot ) on the pool deck at the Hotel Metropole in Monaco Maltby on the honeymoon. Prominently displayed you will note the new ring, a symbol of my newfound happiness misery. She wanted traditional yellow gold, and like the obedient lapdog that I am, I complied. Even though it fucks my entire watch collection.

See you fags in a few days. If I don't lose all of our money at the casino first. I swore I would not log in here for days, but I just can't quit you assholes. Plus, she is getting a mani/pedi, whatever the fuck that is, at the spa.

Weird hands